What are some cute things to call your girlfriend?

[CourtJester]

... here's my list

1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Flour
4. Egg
5. 1/2 lb of butter
6. Stir
7. Pour into pan
8. Preheat to 375°

[Phoenix98]

Generally I just call em darlin, darling, sweetheart.

My last girlfriend though I called chef since she is a gourmet chef and baker ( and we would cook things together ). If we were still together I'd probably weigh several hundreds pounds lol by now.

[SurströmmingLover]

1/2 lb of butter would make her melt of extreme turn on. Her vaginal fluids would soak the floor.

[CourtJester]

That's majestic

[SassyMomma84]

Whatever nickname you decide to give a woman, just remember this she has a real name, so don't forget to use it every now and again!!

[CourtJester]

I won't... unless sh was a stripper ofc

[Justacatlady]

You really should preheat before you add all the nicknames together.

P. S I call my SO McLover Pants :-)

[CourtJester]

Oh yes... I'll take the advice. Thanks cannibal master.

[risaharue]

Bake our partner! :DD

[CourtJester]

Yaasss cannibalism ftw!

[risaharue]

I got chosen as the MHO because of cannibalism? Cool! xD

[CourtJester]

Wait whuut... I didn't even chose an MHO yet. ROFL whuuuut?

[risaharue]

Haha did you accidentally clicked on mine? Dang.. xD

[CourtJester]

Lol I guess so... but I'm sure you're gonna return the favor right?

[risaharue]

Haha sure! Next time when I ask a question that is :)

[CourtJester]

I'll keep it in mind. Don't forget... I'll be watching 😬😬😬

[risaharue]

Did post a question already fyi xD

[ThisDudeHere]

I would just call her 'luv if I had one to begin with :D

[mooky06]

pancakes?

er :I lol

[CourtJester]

Yupp want syrup on it?

[9mfeo]

Cookie. Pancake butt.

[CourtJester]

Edible booty... oh yes please!

[NateInAk]

Hand and or appendage

[CourtJester]

I'm more of a booty person... so booty!

[I_am_repulsive]

Well, that is one way to bake a cute girlfriend

[CourtJester]

I was in a cannibalistic mood.

[PromiseIllBeNice]

Lol that's a funny list

[CourtJester]

Yea man. You should really try it.

[Mycsph]

Oh cupcake ^_^

[CourtJester]

Yes ma'am! Syrup?