Would you cheat on someone for 1 million?

[Anonymous]

I would...

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Uh this is sad, people...
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[MetalMan216]

There's not much I WOULDN'T do for 1mil, but I would never cheat. If anything, I'd ask my theoretical girlfriend first, and just be like "If you're cool with me campin in this girl's meat tent, I'll take us on a trip to Greece or some shit and buy pretty stuff for you"

[frozenhorizon]

Probably, as long as I can tell my partner afterwards and give them half the money. I mean think about it, it would be like: "So I have good news and bad news... the bad news is I cheated on you. The good news is, here's $500,000 I made by doing it"

[frozenhorizon]

If it was my partner I'd be like "Hell yeah, thanks for doing it instead of throwing away a million dollars"

[frozenhorizon]

It's amazing that some people are so insecure that they'd give up a million dollars (or $500,000, depends on how you look at it) just to prevent their partner from having sex with someone else ONCE.

[Asker]

yea its bullshit when they say "I WILL NEVER DO IT" most of them will sell their soul for that amount of money.

[kaylaS91]

Nah. I wouldn't sell my self-respect and dignity to sleep with someone other than my boyfriend for a million.

[skeptic007]

ladies dont lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxT08QfRUw

[kaylaS91]

@skeptic007 okay then. So because one girl who happened to be videotaped agreed to it, that means all women will agree, right?

[skeptic007]

sorry hun but women love money

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[kaylaS91]

@skeptic007 lol k whatever man who's trying to tell a woman he knows how women work better than she does.

[skeptic007]

look I know all women don't do that but there's a good portion that will

[kaylaS91]

@skeptic007 ok then. What's your point?

[skeptic007]

im tired of all these women saying no
when the situation has never happened to them, there better off saying I don't know yet

instead of acting like they wouldn't do it

[kaylaS91]

@skeptic007 lol you're hilarious. You ask a question and when girls don't reply the way you want them to, you tell them you know them and how they think better than they know themselves.
Get outta here.

[Asker]

Well first of, he didn't ask the question I did and second he is right, you obviously have no idea how much money is 1 million.

[kaylaS91]

uh yeahhh 1 million is really not that much nowadays. Sure I could buy a nice car, but I can't afford regular maintenance on it with my regular income. In any case, I don't value 1 million dollars as being worth my sense of self respect and making one more dick happy just because.

[Asker]

1 Million ain't that much you say... okay, simple question... how much do you make per year?

[kaylaS91]

for myself like... ~$500/600 per month. You do the math for annual income. Not that it will change anything. I get that you're bitter af and for whatever reason feel like proving that all women will prefer to get money over keeping their legs closed will make you feel better. I have next to no patience for people like yourself who waste my time trying to make me change my opinion just to so that I can stick with your status quo.

[Asker]

It will basically take you 150 years to make 1,080,00$ (assuming you are getting every month 600$)
So yea you would have to work roughly 50,000 days to make that small amount of money that is 1 million dollars. But hey, why open your legs 1 days and get it over with, you're a strong independent woman with an opinion, you prefer hard labor and 150 years of work to get that small amount of money "uh yeahhh 1 million is really not that much nowadays".
Yes its not much for someone who has money, its 150 years of work for you (assuming you stay at your shitty job)

[KENKONG]

You know there is a way you can increase that that income by 8x right?

[kaylaS91]

@KENKONG yes I'm aware. That's from the two jobs I have atm that require next to no credentials, that are both in the field my degree is in, and I only work 3-4 hours/week for each of them. @Asker is just bitter af and probably trying to justify the actions of woman in his own life. Trying to shift the blame to the fact that she must've been a gold-digger or something and heaven forbid her actions could have in any way been as a result of something to do with him.

[kaylaS91]

nah. I wouldn't go crazy. I'm not an animal fuelled by greed like you clearly are. :)

[Asker]

Whatever makes you happy sweety.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

If I loved them, no.
If I was unhappy, wanted to leave or fell out of love then yes.

[Asker]

Dude, people would suck dick for 100, rape and murder people for 5-10,000 and you're saying you won't cheat on someone for 1 000 000 don't lie to yourself by saying "If i loved them"...

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

I'm not lying.

[Asker]

okay.

[Imafreespirit]

No, I wouldn't
Money is important, but I would never hurt someone for it

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

yeah. i'd tell her afterwards and she'd understand. hell, if she cheated on me for a mil, i'd be fine with it too... as long as she comes back to me.

[sean1234]

ha ha, those technicalities.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 hey, for a million? i'm not gonna pretend "i art holier than thou" like most these people... if a million was stacked in the front of your face, i'd do that shit in a heartbeat. most of these cats would fold like a cheap tent too. it sounds great to have the jesus complex when it's not actually happening. it's like the people who think they'll jump into a burning car to save a kitten as if they're fucking super man.

[sean1234]

What if she doesn't come back though, to bad for you I guess.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 what if i lose all my hair? ain't gonna happen fam :D trust me. and i sent that bitch a smiley face. bitches love smiley faces

[sean1234]

I dont think your new girlfriend that you cheated on with would like that, lol ;)

-Wait a sec, this question is starting to fall apart in my mind now, LOL x ( If you cheat on your girl, then that means you didn't like her anyway or never really loved her.

[sean1234]

... so why would you go back?

-ha ha

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 or i love her so much i'd split 500gs and she could pay off all her loans and shit. or she could trust me that much that i could be with some other chick and still come back to her ;)... mind blown

also, it doesn't help you didn't get the reference :/

[sean1234]

I guess I didn't, oh well.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT2eOGZzRGI

dude, you need to watch that show. it was fucking fantastic

[sean1234]

Hmmm, someone else put up a clip of that show... quite creepy to be on a cartoon. About a guy in a prison dropping a bar of soap... if you know what I'm talking about... ew

[Asker]

@sean1234 There is a difference between cartoon and anime.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 that might've been me, haha!!! i've used that countless times. here's 3 scenes from my favorite episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4k4_OLV938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KpES1G_5jg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8

[sean1234]

Well technically cartoons are 2 dimentional. Something about that show just doesn't sit well with me. Most violence with shows are purely fake, Batman, Superman... Inuyasha, Dragonball Z. That one, it's almost as if it could be live action based on reality... almost, but not quite. That show is Vulgar as can be. I'm not even sure if I have ever seen a live action show that was that vulgar. Family guy is similar, but not to that extent.

[sean1234]

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that "2 dimentional programming" was purely made for kids and a show that is almost to bad for live action was made as a cartoon/anime just seems crazy.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 is it because they're black? i'm joking. the point is to be vulgar. it's 1 of the most controversial cartoons ever created. look up the mlk episode. also, there are a lot of vulgar shows and movies, both in cartoon and live action. but the show itself is 1 billion times better than family guy. they don't even compare. for 1, the jokes are funny (minus season 4, but it doesn't exist so whatever). 2, the show actually talks about social issues (mainly in the black community) and 3, the writers actually did really well with it and has a message behind all the funny parts. it's also listed as 1 of the top 100 best cartoons ever created for a reason.

[sean1234]

Yes well, without the vulgarity, it would have gotten even more views.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 also, cartoons aren't made for kids just as much as live action isn't purely made for adults. where the hell did you get that idea? even shows like bugs bunny, tom and jerry, the flintstones, etc weren't made out as kid shows. i don't watch anime, but there are plenty of anime shows made specifically for adults. the only reason it's great as a medium for kids is because of easily defined colors and they have things that kids can comprehend better than live action.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 "without the vulgarity, it would have gotten even more views." that doesn't make any sense. vulgarity hasn't stopped plenty of shows and movies from being popular. ever hear of the godfather?

[sean1234]

Was the godfather a cartoon?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 no. and?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 ok, i'll shut your shit down right now. what about south park?

[sean1234]

Hmmm, valgar! :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEn15Rm5j4g

-Now I know why so many yongsters are screwed up, watching shit like that.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

@sean1234 you can't be this stupid. kids don't watch it. it's an adult show. the kids can just as easily watch porn on hbo. just because it's a cartoon doesn't mean kids watch it. just because a show is live action doesn't mean adults watch it. barney and friends is adult show while south park is a kids show? no. bruh, you can't be this stupid.

[sean1234]

HA, like only adults watch south park or boondocks or shows like that. I'm not that naive. Porn shouldn't exist anyways and hbo has to bought by the parents for the kids to watch it. I never had HBO or anything similar as a kid.

Beavis and Butthead was an adult show and all I heard in middle school were kids watching it. Cartoons are made for kids and they will watch it. It's just normal.

[sean1234]

Beavis and Butthead come to think about it was worse than South park and Boondocks.
A kid tried copy the B and B show and...
www.nytimes.com/.../...eath-from-bowling-ball.html

[sean1234]

meant to say...

was worse than South park and Boondocks put together.

[sean1234]

About that link, maybe he didn't watch the show, lol. Who knows.

[sean1234]

I wouldn't cheat on a girl for 1 million or anything, what is money anyways?

[Asker]

Money is the paper you work your ass off to get :)

[sean1234]

Sir, If I only had 1 million dollars I would give it away, or burn it if it meant I would find the woman of my dreams. What's the point of being single and rich? 1 million isn't that much these days anyways. After buying a decent car, furniture, random thing, land and a decent house AND paying the taxes on it most of that money would be gone anyways.

-Heck, look at those people who have won it big in the millions then spent it all in a few months.

[Asker]

It's funny how people say 1 million isn't much yet it will take them decades to make even close to that amount, but yea... a million isn't that much if you are a stupid fuck who spends it on a cars and furniture.

[sean1234]

Dont forget about friends you give a car to, lol. I would say there's nothing wrong with buying a good house with land with it.

OH like I said, lots of people would buy like a 1 million dollar home or something with 1 million dollars like you were talking about but totally forget about the taxes on it they can't pay and end up losing everything.

[Anonymous]

Wait wait wait. Do I get to pick who? Because... I mean... I could go for it if I get to choose. There are some pretty rotten eggs out there that sort of earned it.

[Asker]

No, its Greten the Russian BBW.

[BrianSmith]

When I was your age yes, but seriously who would offer such a deal? Answer, no one. Next.

[Asker]

I would...

[Anonymous]

I'm pretty sure my husband would be encouraging me to 'cheat' for one million. Haha.

[Ihav2fart]

No... if I'm in a relationship she's my everything.

[Asker]

For a million dollars you can have more everything's.

[Ihav2fart]

You over value 1 million dollars.

[Asker]

You undervalue it.

[KDA20]

It wouldn't be worth it if they were truly important to you

[hellionthesage]

No, loyalty, morality, and self respect are all far more important then money.

[DumpliingPrincess]

People cheat for no money at all.

[Asker]

NO, people on GAG are too honest for that.

[Homebakedcookies]

I would ask my partner if it's okay first. If she's okay with it, then yes. But then technically I would be a male prostitute.

[Sabretooth]

no. i have enough things. besides, i've the destructive power of way of thinking. who can tell me what people desire when all that money is gone?

[Asker]

More money.

[Sabretooth]

yup. and you'll have nothing... not that you'd notice.

[Sabretooth]

and you'll still have nothing

[Asker]

I prefer to be rich and "Have nothing" then to be poor and literally have nothing.

[Titanic1912]

Hell, no! I would be lying to my girl, my friends, TO GOD!!! I would never!!!

[Dred1614]

Depends on how serious the relationship is. Is we've been going out for a month, of course I would. If we're married with 2 kids, I wouldn't.

[melina_19]

I value my reputation more than money so no... Plus I have a lot of medical doctors and engineers in my family so I don't need it anyway.

[skeptic007]

ladies dont lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxT08QfRUw

[Asker]

Yea who needs a good fuck and a million dollars, right... peh.. ph..

[Nerdvana]

Would you let your wife cheat on you for 1 million?

[Anonymous]

Depends honestly
If I want to marry or really love my boyfriend I wouldn't.
But if I'm dating for fun, I would cheat tbh

People here are lying

[Asker]

Right, RIGHT? they are just lying like little bitches...

[Opinion Owner]

Yes. Girls here try too hard to show that they aren't shallow haha

But I wouldn't have sex with a stranger though even for 1 million. As for cheating I would

[TheOldMan59]

Yes, I would. I mean the money is a bonus, right?

[Asker]

hahah... lol.

[Errhh]

Well i'm not a whore. Whore's fuck for money.

[Asker]

No whores fuck for 100$ you will get 1 000 000$... I don't know... if it does make someone a whore... guess i am a REALLY REALLY BIG WHORE.

[LaFemmeFatale]

Whore is whore no matter she/he is expensive or not.

[mooky06]

No. I would never stoop to that level.

[Asker]

Lets say you make 100k an year at your job (doubtful), that's 10 years of work IF you make 100k an year (doubtful)... your telling me you wouldn't do it?

[mooky06]

I'm not someone who harms someone I love for money.

[Asker]

Well s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...c44181a882.jpg

[mooky06]

I value other things in life then money. You'll figure that out soon enough.. Slowly.. Right now it's all going over your head

[skeptic007]

lol lmao

[skeptic007]

ladies come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxT08QfRUw

[mooky06]

@skeptic007 fully serious man

[Southern_Shorty]

While money may be tempting, it isn't worth it.

[Asker]

1 million is a lot of money... have you seen how it looks in real life stacked up?

[Southern_Shorty]

No, I haven't. I just don't see money making me happy. It may pay the bills and get me material items I want, but still doesn't justify cheating for me.

[Asker]

Imagine i look really good and i decide to give you 1million dollars right now, you will not cheat on your significant other with me?

[Southern_Shorty]

If I was with someone, it would be because I like them.. possibly love him. I would know nothing about you and you would treat me as a prostitute.. Red flag. No thanks.

[Yellow_]

No, it's a sin and just morally wrong.

[Asker]

Yes a million dollar sin.

[Yellow_]

Money is nothing man.

[Yellow_]

Compared to a good heart

[Asker]

Can you tell me how much you make an year at your job (assuming you have one) ?

[Yellow_]

I don't.
But the career that I plan to pursue pays $40k per year.

[Asker]

Well then call me in 25 years :P

[DodgersGM]

No.

Fillerrrrrrrrrr

[Omar5881]

Not even for the whole money on this earth

[Asker]

hah... ha. haha. ha. ha. h. ah... okay.

[Omar5881]

It's an idiom in Arabic actually 😂

[Jessicocoa]

Nope, there's no way in hell.

[Asker]

I think what you wanted to say is "How do you want me baby"

[Jessicocoa]

Yeah, I'll be saying that to my boyfriend.

[Asker]

Yea your new boyfriend with the 1 mil...

[Jessicocoa]

Nah, chances are if he feels the need to buy me he's not that good-looking and probably has a shitty personality.

[biguyct]

yes then i would be rich with her

[johari]

If he's my soulmate noooo

[The_Empty]

I'd cheat on someone for free

[Asker]

hahah pure honesty i like it...

[Yoyo_Tales]

If he's the one, no way

[Wild_dude999]

If I wasn't in love, he'll yeah

[lumos]

No, I wouldn't.

[justbanANNAz]

priorities on point man. . .

no i wouldn't.

[Asker]

Why you lion?

[inlovewithyou2014]

No I wouldn't. Ever.

[purpleluv]

No just no

[rgb008]

Never.

[skeptic007]

ladies seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxT08QfRUw

[rgb008]

@skeptic007 when you love someone, no amount of money can make you do such a horrible thing.

[aegis_penguin]

No. I wouldn't.

[COCOCHANEL]

1 mil yen? nah

[Asker]

Dollars.

[hotstuffSRD]

Nah not my style 💁