I hit him in the nuts?

[Anonymous]

Hi! My husband and I were fighting and I kicked him in the joint. Order relationship has been a bit rocky for a while now. I'm really sorry but I can't think of a good way to apologise. Please help.

[Kachatterjee]

Thats painful.

May be , take his pants off, and massage his balls, and penis, put them in turn in your mouth until the pain in gone.

Also , hold the balls within your teeth and then say "I am sorry" without moving them away.

[Anonymous]

I'd never forgive a girl for that. If the roles were reversed and a guy hit a girl, everyone would be telling the girl to divorce rape him

[Asker]

who said he didn't hit me?

[Opinion Owner]

Just an assumption. If he hit you too, then you have bigger issues in your relationship than trying to get him to forgive you for kicking his balls

[Anonymous]

... This is why violence is not the answer

[Anonymous]

I don't know. My best advice is stay clear from him for awhile. I know my instincts to anyone hitting me in the nuts is to rip there head off, you should just consider yourself lucky you never got hit back and hard.

[Maxemeister]

Joke about it and offer him something in return