What's a sassy reply to a guy when he says you stole his heart?

[TexanCowgirl]

So, my boyfriend always says I stole his heart, or he lost it to me, etc.

He just texted me "There goes my heart, again..." and I need a sassy+cute reply. I always say something like "aww haha" but I'm bored of saying that.

What can I say to that, "There goes my heart, again..." ?

Thank you :)

[Fiestyredhead17]

My husband recently asked me the very same question on why I stole his heart. My comeback was because mine was broke and I needed a new one to love. He then again asked me 2 hours later this same question again. My next comeback was because both of ours were shattered so I was picking up the pieces and accidentally got them mixed up and gave you my heart and I took yours

[cupidkisses]

I will let you keep it

[aryanjew]

"How the fuck are you still alive, then?"

or

"No shit I did. you know much these things go for on the black market?"

[Anonymous]

I guess cupids arrow was on target 😊 Or you have it in David Jones locker, just like on pirates of Caribbean

[JSmuve]

Say "I didn't have any use for your spleen, I figured your heart was the next best thing"

[KrakenAttackin]

"It will go in the box with all the others I have stolen".

[NightOwl8801]

Can I keep it , if I can I'll put it in a jar of embalming fluid.

[martyfellow]

'And there goes my nose again, smelling a rat.."

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

he needs to grow a pair

[Anonymous]

Just ask to suck him off

[Anonymous]

am gonna put u behind bars for stealing !!