What would you do if your date was perfect in every way, except they pooped in their pants on every date?

[Anonymous]

They would poop in their pants for every date for the rest of their life. Your loyalty is tested. What would you do?

[musicbrain5]

What a strange way to test someone’s loyalty. That’s just gross.

[Gaffercake]

Probably spend a lot on diapers and perfume

[reptocarl]

I couldn’t deal with that

[Asker]

what if she wore a diaper

[reptocarl]

Nope

[Asker]

What if she was a billionaire and did whatever you wanted

[reptocarl]

It isn’t worth it

[Asker]

What if she was Brittany Spears

[reptocarl]

Fuck her. She’s a skank

[Asker]

What if she shaved her head for you

[reptocarl]

I wouldn’t be with her no matter what

[Asker]

But she loves you

[reptocarl]

Tough

[Ripper_E]

I'd give her a chance to explain that

[buttcrackjoe]

Develop a poop fetish

[888theGreat]

Ask Melania Trump , she can help you