What’s your Couple bed sleeping technique?

[OddBeMe]

My wife likes to manspread and sleep diagonally. I think it’s a power move. Luckily she’s super small so easily moveable.

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+1 y

Didn’t necessarily meant the pic to be the options. Just wanted to see how couples slept

[Anonymous]

We'd all like to think we have preferences, but when you're sleeping, all bets are off. You're unconscious for crying out loud. Start as 1, end as 2, or vice versa. Who knows what one did when they're sleeping. Poke them and make them move. Everyone deserves a good night's sleep.

[OddBeMe]

All bets are off. Lol

[Anonymous]

We normally always fall asleep with him spooning me and cuddling but within an hour we have our backs to each other. Or if we are both hot ( he is like a radiator) we both just sleep at the opposite end of the bed normally again with our backs to each other but will always have something touching like our hands etc lol.

Envying everyone in the comments sleeping all cute- if my man cuddled me all night i'd end up shoving him off the bed he's so hot or he'd sleep talk and wake me up lmaoooo

[kyliesz]

my cuddle buddy usually sleeps facing the same direction all night sometimes does face the other way and cuddle me but i move every hour lol

[OddBeMe]

So does my wife. She spasms. Scares the hell out of the cat.

[exitseven]

My wife keeps a pillow between us because I have been known to thrash about during the night.

[OddBeMe]

Bete noirs….

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[dustybiker]

I get hot. I move around a bit sometimes, but thoughtfully.
(A “power move”, lol)

[OddBeMe]

Gotta air it out down below. I get it.

[dustybiker]

Cooling jets is essential.

[allie_lynn]

when my boyfriend sleeps over or when i sleep over at his house we always start in #2 and i'm the little spoon of course.

[OddBeMe]

Sleeps over? You’re 16…(breathes…) trying not to be grandfatherly :)

[allie_lynn]

lol.

[OddBeMe]

Serisouly tho you are living with your parents?

[D_Bone_Steak]

It depends on the chick and also their sleeping style. Some chicks are snuggable and others make me want to leave to the living room and drink beers and play video games.

[HighlyVolatile]

I usually start as the big spoon but by morning time we tend to resemble the left picture. :-D My wife says that I toss and turn a bit at night. I think that disrupts whatever position we started with.

[OddBeMe]

Yeah. That’s my wife. Tosses, spasms. The cat too. I’m in hell :)

[HighlyVolatile]

She actually sleeps so consistently that it amazes me. Also, she falls asleep like 1 minute after hitting the sack. It's like a superpower to me. I can't imagine sleeping and staying asleep embracing each other. I like to start that way but I end up rolling around.

[HighlyVolatile]

Mine snores sometimes though and really loud! But she stays very still.

[OddBeMe]

The cat or the girlfriend?

[HighlyVolatile]

My wife in my case. We have a couple of stray cats we recently adopted but they don't snore much and one never wants to sleep in the bed. The other one just recently warmed up to me though and sometimes I wake up with her butt on my face. Then I get sneeze fits in the mornings since I'm a bit allergic to cats. :-D

[OddBeMe]

Stray cats tend to be less fat :)

Ours is 17 lbs because she’s a queen who doesn’t do anything.

[Malgaran]

Barely being on the bed cause the cats and wife take up 90% of the bed. So I'm basically hanging with half of my body off the bed, lol

[devoygf]

too bad

[Stoner710]

Start off I have for being big spoon throughout the night I don’t care

[OddBeMe]

I gotta have breathing room as the dictators say

[Stoner710]

True but it’s not allow about what the king wants happy queen happy life

[Stoner710]

All about*

[dustybiker]

“ I gotta have breathing room as the dictators say.”
🤣 I’m stealing this line. omg I needed that. *wipes eyes*

[OddBeMe]

@dustybiker lebensraum should be an IKEA bed

[dustybiker]

@OddBeMe 🤣

[Jessica745855]

I like spooning, with guy the big spoon

[OddBeMe]

Uhg…so needy lol

[Razp_Sorbet]

As far apart as possible but holding hands

[OddBeMe]

Ahh…. we touch feet. But yes need space. And the cat sneezes nonstop.

[Razp_Sorbet]

Poor cat, I understand mine gets hayfever. I just give him 1/4 of an antihistamine and he's good for the season

[OddBeMe]

We would but that would react with its Prozac regimen.

[fjb2021]

@OddBeMe Oh my lord. The cat? I feel sorry for them. What the fuck do they know? Am I right?

[fjb2021]

@OddBeMe You don't have a wife. Unless you are like the original sex operation. Then what? You explain it.

[Anonymous]

I sleep sideways, not vertically. My head and feet are rocking.

[TrueConfection]

I get the bigger half of the bed. 😇

[OddBeMe]

Classic chick. My wife “starfishes” leaving me just a few feet. :)

[Anonymous]

you have a wife

she must be just as stupid as you lol

[OddBeMe]

She’s way smarter. But thanks!

[TheAfrikan]

I would go with two