My husband hasn’t bought me my coffee in bed this morning 🤔 he’s only got one job! What’s your SO’s one job?

[wittymilf]

The only excuse I can think of for this insolence is that he has died🤔

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+1 y

Order has been restored *sips coffee ☕️

[Finchie40]

When I was married my one job was to massage her and rub her feet , but when it come down to me asking for a massage I got one rub on my back and she was done , and she had the nerve to tell me I was selfish and only cared about myself? When she had to go to work and I was off I was the biggest piece of shit to her , cuz she was so angry that she had to go to work and took it out on me , and would say vicious things , I would let it go in one ear out the other cuz it would always end with her saying she wants a divorce , I would say ok get the papers , If I complimented her beauty I was a pig , if I asked her
To come into my arms all I thought about was my dick , this was the abuse I tolerated in my marriage until I found out she was screwing someone else , So do you understand why i have a hard time trusting girls

[wittymilf]

Ok, this is supposed to be fun😂

[Finchie40]

LOL sorry

[Fireguy17]

I can see that.
Not much fun being with someone when you get in trouble for breathing.
Been there, didn't like it.

[Knowledge-Is-Key]

Wait that's a thing? Really? I thought it was my job to make sure the wprlds was in order and my wife can start sail through her day without any responsibilities. I must be doing something wrong. My wife and I were discussing this very thing this morning, do we have a job? Her immediate answer was hers was to make sure I never forget all of mine..

KIK

[wittymilf]

I mean that is a big job! 😂🤣

[24_7_Amazing]

My girlfriend literally saved my life! She is a nurse and I met her when I went in for an EKG at the hospital. She is the reason I've lost almost 30 pounds on my way too losing a 100. We meal plan together and go running together. I sometimes feel like quitting but she won't let me.

[wittymilf]

She’s a keeper. Maybe one day you can reduce her work load to just bringing morning coffee 🤷‍♀️

[24_7_Amazing]

She is definetly a keeper. I try do as much for her as she does for me. Funny enough neither one of us drinks coffee.

I want to marry her but not before I lose 100 pounds.

[Fireguy17]

She doesn't have that "1 job"
We are both pretty self sufficient.
And I don't drink coffee.

[wittymilf]

Sad!

[Fireguy17]

no, I'm not sad at all that I don't drink coffee.

[wittymilf]

I love coffee

[wittymilf]

Which makes it so awesome that my husband brings it too me 🥰 so I love him too

[Fireguy17]

well that is nice, If I tried that I wouldn't do it correctly, or make a mess, so I just don't.

[bowenw]

He needs to be punished.
My SOs one job is loving me.

[wittymilf]

Yeah see, his job is way easier than what you’re asking for!

[bowenw]

He'd better have a good excuse for messing up his one and only job that is a simple one.

[bowenw]

Punishment still required as coffee was late.

[AviatorTom]

My jobs are: take out the garbage and empty the dish washer. My SO likes doing all the other jobs her way, and only rarely asks me to help out... fine with me.

[JenniCollins97]

i load the dishwasher, he unloads and puts things away lol

[wittymilf]

I like this kind of order in a relationship:)

[Sparkie460]

Her job is to make sure dinner is ready when I get home. She does slack sometimes

[wittymilf]

Unacceptable!

[Sparkie460]

She's a little handicapped so I let her slide

[wittymilf]

So my husband… no excuses!

[BJP21]

Blinding me with the over head ceiling light when there is a bedside light.

[wittymilf]

Yeah see and I bet she never lets you down with that!

[loveslongnails]

He has to BUY you coffee, or did you mean he hadn't "brought" you your coffee in bed? Hahaha. Maybe he was too busy diddling the help, if you have any, or himself if you don't.

[wittymilf]

Bring me the coffee.. 🤔which is made from bought beans 🫘🤷‍♀️. If there was help they’d be bringing me the coffee!

[Anonymous]

Ma'am in the morning on bed you deserve best sex not mug of coffee on your hand. 😊

[wittymilf]

Augh I don’t want sex I want coffee :) coffee trumps sex in the morning.

[Opinion Owner]

Ma'am I'm sure your husband waiting for you to first give him morning blowjob and than he will made coffee for you...

Morning blowjob charge up men more than any cup of coffee.😊

[wittymilf]

Maybe 25 years ago when we had only been together 5 years. But it’s just time for morning coffee right now.

[Opinion Owner]

Moaning in morning over coffee isn't it's good idea?

[wittymilf]

Don’t really need to moan it just arrives. And it has just arrived now :) he was just running a little late.

[Opinion Owner]

by the way you have beautiful eyes & tiny smile look gorgeous on you.

[spartan55]

'Insolence' 😂 😂 😂 That's a $5 word I haven't heard in years. Very appropo.

[wittymilf]

Love dragging out the ole retro lingo 😎

[NathanDavis]

homemade, honey butter biscuits!!

well... the bought ones in the store as just as great, to me anyway...

[Sevenpointfive]

i expect he has no nuts by now or you'd have cut them off already, so get a few more husbands

[wittymilf]

I’ve had this one for 29 years. He has only has one job. Pretty sure his nuts are massive

[Date_a_Snob]

Never been in a relationship. I do everything for myself.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Well damn! HoW dArE hE? Reads like grounds for divorce to me. 😂

[Andres77]

Help the kids with homework

[wittymilf]

That’s a tough one! If they grow up n fail, that’s all on you.

[Andres77]

😭😭😭

[Guardian45]

Fire his ass!

[wittymilf]

I would…. But then I really need the coffee

[Guardian45]

I hear that. P&G Tea for me please!

[Userben]

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