Why is dog better than girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

[Minxxie]

Dogs are low effort and have no ability to live independently. So you can ignore them and mistreat them and they can't leave you for it. That's why certain types of people prefer them to a partner or even a cat because cats can leave and just choose a new home.

That's how my aunt got her cat, the neighbor neglected the cat so he came to live with my aunt and her husband who adore him and spend lots of time with him.

[lalaloveee]

Because your dog doesn't have the language to tell you what a jerk you are.

[misogynistic_pig]

Because dogs, due to their pack past, are loyal, especially if they belong to an intelligent breed, like the poodle.

[Guy13]

Because the dog cums when called and don't mind sex in public...

[MikeInHawaii]

They’re more loyal.
They love you unconditionally.
If they run away, they don’t expect alimony.

[Anonymous]

Dogs are bigger than guys, they can last longer, go multiple times, cum more and will lick forever with larger tongues.