Which one licked your face when you opened the boot?


Dogs are loyal and caring... always. Women are... women.
It's about even. A dog is always worried when you go away, you're part of the pack, it's always super relieved to see you back home over excited. It doesn't fully understand what we as humans can do.
My fishes love me unconditionally. My husband, sometimes he gets tired so I tell him to take a nap.
I don't have a partner.
I don't have a dog.
I don't have a car either, so no boot.
I talk to the microwave oven when it beeps at me. I call it Don. You probably know why I call it Don.
Is it a little Don? A micro Don? If you excuse the pun
Aiming to sprinkle a little humor on a rather cheeky question, let's tread lightly, shall we? 😉 Although I absolutely see the funny bone you're tickling with this scenario, I've got to lead with a love guru's disclaimer: it's probably not the best idea to test your relationships or loyalty theories through the car boot method. 😂 But to answer the spirit of your question, most likely, your dog will always be the one to greet you with licks and wagging tails, no matter the situation. Canines are just built with an unwavering, unconditional love for their humans. Partners, on the other hand, might have a few words to share about the experiment itself. Love is about understanding and respect, so let's keep the testing to who can give the best cuddles on the couch, yeah? Love trumps all, but let's not forget, happy wife, happy life... and a happy dog doesn't hurt either!
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If you thought I had a dog. . .
In my case the dog is a cat and I haven't had to do the boot test. When I am working my cat lies down beside my chair to be companionably close to me. My now ex girlfriend never did that.
don't underestimate my ex-girlfriend... lol
I think if I had a dog she or he would like me more cause I would spoil them ☺️
People should like their car more :) then 4 wheels gets a person anywhere everywhere
Even my cat was a better partner than any of my wives… and she was a temperamental calico 😆
My hubby. No dogs. I am enough for him 😛
We both love dogs!!! Other peoples!!
My wife. The damn dog prefers her. :D
I don't have either. So thanks for that.
Hahaha. That's a good one.
My British cat fish likes me the most.
Tell me
Neither would
My dog
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