If you could conduct a train to Boston, or conduct the train on your wife, which would you do?

[Anonymous]

[Guy13]

I woukd take the train to Boston and my wife/so with me ‼️

[Brando10222]

You want someone to pick guys to fuck you one after the other?

[Kelly6]

conduct train on me

[EmmaMary]

What?

[Asker]

You a lesbian?

[EmmaMary]

Certainly not.

[Asker]

Bisexual then?

[EmmaMary]

100% Heterosexual.

[Asker]

Ohhh ok so you don't count. So would you run the train to boston, or run the train on yourself?

[EmmaMary]

Sorry, I must be having a bad day... Just what is the meaning "conducting the train on your wife" or "run the train on yourself"?

[Asker]

Ohhh sorry you must be British. A train is when multiple guys, one after another, fuck someone

[EmmaMary]

I am indeed British, and have most certainly never heard of this expression before.

[Asker]

Oh OK. Now you know! So which would you do?

[EmmaMary]

Naturally I'd take the train to "Boston" along with my husband.

[Asker]

Ohhh you have a husband! I'm sorry. I thought you were just single Pringle

[EmmaMary]

No... Very happily married and have two very precious children... Thank you.

[Asker]

Oh congratulations! I bet you make bank if you have two kids

[EmmaMary]

"Make Bank"? Yet another of your expressions I'm not familiar with... Where are you from please?

[Asker]

It means you make good money. Like, you in Healthcare or science?

🇺🇸!

[EmmaMary]

Well if it helps, I'm a forensic scientist (police authority) and my husband has an architect practice.

[Asker]

Oh OK so you do make bank. Well if that ain't Elmo kicking a pigeon, I don't know what is. Did he design your house? That would dope!

[EmmaMary]

Actually he did design our home along with my input regarding certain things (kitchen etc), and then had it built. 🙂

[Asker]

Dope!

[EmmaMary]

"Dope"? You certainly do have a very unusual vocabulary.

[Asker]

Thank ya kindly! Out here we pride ourselves on a good education. You know, my great grandpappy was half English

[EmmaMary]

You're most very welcome indeed.

I know I must go and change and feed our baby daughter, put our son to bed, and then finally prepare our evening meal.

[EmmaMary]

*now*

[Asker]

Oh snap! What ya making? I'm making chicken and dumplings in my crock pot 😋 scrum scrum

[EmmaMary]

Beef lasagne with garlic bread.

[Asker]

What's lasagne?

[EmmaMary]

Look it up on Google.

[Asker]

Did you mean lasagna?

[EmmaMary]

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/lasagne

[Asker]

Ohhhhh totes magoats