Does your husband or wife fart in front of you?

[Anonymous]

what would you tell him/her?

[Gibbons44]

I don't think any of my dates ever did. Kind of bizzare considering it probably does happen.
I'd expect my other half to be comfortable managing that for herself (if it happens to not get embarrased about it, if it never does, to enlighten me as to her diet since I'd want the same food and eating habits)

[Anonymous]

burps, farts, hiccups. all disgusting sounds. i hate gross sounds, so it's especially bothersome to me. i don't say anything, i just give him my most disgusted/annoyed face and leave the room if i can.

[Anonymous]

Only when my dick's in her butt

[mathew1543]

Its normal

[riverrat3]

Often