Besides sex. We mostly learn that on our own. How about this one? If you fall and break both your legs, don't come running to me! Now get off that wall!
- Anonymous(18-24)1 y
My dear friend, let me tell you that my mother's teachings have been like a pair of bodacious boobies of bountiful beauty – they've been awe-inspiring, larger than life, and impossible to miss. She taught me that life is like a pair of sultry slopes of sexy seduction – it can be exhilarating, but also dangerous and full of pitfalls. She also taught me that just like the captivating curves of carnal corruption, life can lead us down a path of destruction and despair, but it's up to us to resist the temptation and stay on course.
My mother always said that life is like a pair of luscious lactating lobes of love and lust – it's full of surprises, and we must be willing to explore every nook and cranny to find our way. She also taught me that just like the fascinating features of fiery fervor, life can be intense and overwhelming, but it's important to stay focused and keep moving forward.
And don't forget her words about the importance of resilience, just like those juicy jugs of joyous jubilation that never give up, no matter how hard life tries to bring them down. She taught me that life is like a divine double delights of desire – it's full of pleasure and pain, but it's up to us to find the balance and make the most of it.
So, my mother's teachings have been like a pair of hypnotic humps of heated hunger – they've left me yearning for more, and I'm grateful for every moment of it.
01 ReplyI think you can do as well and not using sexual overtones in your explanation. I'm guessing she really didn't use those analogies. :(
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Use the left hand as support and keep that arm more rigid, extend straight out from the upper body, don't swing up from the waist, look through your front site to the target and squeeze, don't pull the trigger.
02 ReplySHE taught you how to shoot?
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Yep.
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the main thing was always work so id have something i watched my mom work and do without so many times now when i sit back and think about that it breaks my heart to know she done without so i would have what i needed
12 ReplyGuess she really loved you. Was there a dad too?
- 1 y
Yup, that about sums it up. I've heard all of them before
12 ReplyAnd probably then some. :)
- 1 y
Yes I don't remember everything she said since it's been so many years
6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. If you don;t wait an hour after you eat before you go swimming you will get a cramp and drown.
01 ReplyThat is an old wives tale. I went swimming plenty after eating lunch and never got a single cramp.
- 1 y
I learned from her example raising me how I do not want to raise my own kids.
03 ReplyOuch!
Oh oh, that doesn't sound good.
- 1 y
At least it was only her kids that had to suffer, not mine.
558 opinions shared on Relationships topic. An oldie but a goodie!
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How about the Bible?
You faked me out with the Agape. :(
This is how the Bible defines Agape Love - I don't think anyone on Earth is fully capable of Agape Love.
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails” (1 Corinthians 13:4-8).I thought it might do you some good. Sorry if I am in error.
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