Tell me a secret (anonymous answers accepted of course)?

[Anonymous]

Tell me something you’ve never shared, I won’t judge, this is A SAFE SPACE


⚠️JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE YALL⚠️

[Dildօphօbe]

Well, I once used a trout as a makeshift dildo and it was surprisingly pleasurable. But then I felt guilty about it and threw the trout away. So now whenever I see a salmon at the grocery store, I can't help but feel a little aroused. And don't even get me started on my sausage scepter fantasies... You see, I have a fetish for toothbrushes. Yes, you read that right - toothbrushes. Whenever I'm alone in the bathroom, I can't help but fantasize about using my toothbrush. The bristles give me a unique sensation that no other object can replicate. And sometimes, I even use my partner's toothbrush without them knowing, just to get that extra thrill. But my kink doesn't stop there, oh no. I also have a thing for pickles. Whenever I see a jar of pickles, my mind immediately goes to a place of pure, unadulterated pleasure. I've even tried inserting a pickle into my ass once - let's just say it was a tight fit, but it definitely hit all the right spots.

[RoosterBreast]

Thanks for the MHO! 🤮

[nolabels]

When we were kids, my youngest sister used to come up to me and to our other siblings and say, "I've got a secret." She'd then come up close to my ear, or my other sibling's ears, and whisper, "Secret Sam", then smile as if she was a cat that just caught the canary.

That's all she'd say. Just "Secret Sam".

We have no idea where she came up with it, but it was fun to play along with her on it.

Of course, after the first couple of rounds of that, we all knew what to expect, but it's something that she did occasionally for what seemed to be a very long time.

We're long-grown now, but on rare occasion she'll still whisper it as a reminder of childhood.

Thanks for evoking a nice memory.

[jennifer_bloom]

I don’t want my aunt over cause there isn’t enough room for 4 people on our couch.

[MemeSupreme]

i've accidentally smoked k-2 before, which was uhhhh quite the experience...

[cosmosis181]

I was sexually assaulted by a foster mom as a toddler, and it's given my nightmare flashbacks for years. With the whole rise of Metoo, and me being treated as l-and called-a potential rapist by so many females-many of whom openly admitted they haven't been raped themselves and are well to do-this is the reason I fully now avoid females from the U. S., even socially. Immigrant women don't treat me this way, so I trust them. The chance of me acknowledging U. S. females, let alone helping or dating them is zero.

[Fuentes]

I worship Satan on the daily, and dislike God

[Asker]

😳Fr?

[Fuentes]

Yes it's true lol

[Asker]

How come?

[Fuentes]

God isn't who he presents himself to be

[TrueConfection]

Say it's not true Fuentes.

[exitseven]

@Fuentes somehow I highly doubt thst.

[Fuentes]

@TrueConfection @exitseven right now I have an extreme beef with God. It's something so wrong he knows he is is wrong for & when I get to heavans doors I demand to be placed in hell. I denounced my support for God awhile ago. The man's crazy and isn't who he says he is or can be.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers to the horns!

[MemeSupreme]

do you mean you're an edgy athiest or an actual worshipper

[Fuentes]

@MemeSupreme atheist don't believe in anything I am a worshipper.

[Fuentes]

@Static_In_The_Attic gang shit lol

[MemeSupreme]

a lot of satanists are just edgy athiests (laveyan satanism)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely @Fuentes hahaha!

[TrueConfection]

@Fuentes If you ever need to talk, just pm me and I'll answer. I don't speak for God, but sometimes it helps to talk.

[LiamJHayden]

I think I am actually sad much of the time, but have developed such a capacity for compartmentalization that I can just imprison it in solitary.

[KrakenAttackin]

I'm a lumberjack and I am ok, I like to dress up in women's clothing and hang around in bars.

[TrueConfection]

I knew it!

[Jersey2]

www.songlyrics.com/.../

[Drumlin2001]

I have had sex with a blow up doll. And a realistic vagina. I have a prostate massager. I have used dildos on myself. I recorded my self riding a dildo whilst using realistic vagina. I was single for a long time, had too much time in my hands

[OfMiceandMen]

pssst... I've never had sex with a blow up doll.

[Anonymous]

• I know a quite popular user in here has a very small dick, but if you fake compliment his size, his ego will be out of the roof and it’s fucking hilarious

[Anonymous]

I used to be fat and liked it a lot. I have a fat admiration fetish.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I was at the right place at the right time & I saved someone’s life three days ago.

[abc3643]

I voted Republican in 1984.

I am so ashamed...

[sheenagwapa]

i appreciate the character of a certain married man

[Anonymous]

I went to a "legal brothel" in the State of Nevada and had sex with a prostitute. Actually more than once. 😂

[_no_one_]

I cried listening to "The night we met" by Lord Huron

[Anonymous]

One of my testicles is larger than the other one. Shhh, don't tell anyone.

[exitseven]

if it is a lot bigger you may have a hydrocele and should get it fixed.

[Anonymous]

I still practice kissing on my hand (I’m 21)

[Fuentes]

Download tinder

[Opinion Owner]

@Fuentes I don’t want to

[Fuentes]

Lol that's where u get real practice

[Anonymous]

My wife doesn't know I'm gay and fuck guys I meet on grinder.

[Christsdisciple15]

Why won’t you leave?

[Anonymous]

I've never had anal

[Anonymous]

I got really good at sexting.