I need a generic response for when girls playfully say "i love you"?

[Anonymous]

look, I've never been comfortable when a girl says "i love you" playfully/unmeaningful way. It just makes me uneasy, I don't know why...i don't care why. I just want to know what's a go-to response that I can use? thanks

[emptypackofsmokes]

I hate playful "I Love You's". They make legit "I Love You's" less meaningful.

If your girl says "I love you" at an unworthy moment just say something funny that makes YOU laugh. Like "Hmm, that sounds like an intestinal problem. Take two of these and call me in the morning". If you do this enough, many girls will take the hint & stop saying "I Love You" at odd times.

OTHER IDEAS

Nonverbal (Positive)

Hug her a little tighter than you normally would

Kiss her forehead

Bite

Smile (if you're good at smiling sincerly)

Non Verbal (Negative/Strange)

Hi Five

Fist Bump

Eskimo Kiss

Cough

Gag

Bite

[SwimmerGuy]

If she's a nerd, you can pull the Han Solo line 'I know'. Possibly pretend to get frozen in carbonite?

That's what I would do.

[SwimmerGuy]

Awww, downvote makes me sad. I was dead serious! I don't think it would be unappreciated if she likes Star Wars!

[Asker]

LOL, I'll vote up for that...he did offer a conditional

[Bookit81]

Just smile sweetly at her and say "aww babe... I hate you too". Then when she gets her skirt up ger butt just say "hey, we're all jokin here ain't we"?

[Anonymous]

How about "Awww, derp." and a nice smile. lol.

I'd laugh.

[GoodManDave]

"I know."

One girl has been doing this lately - referring to me as her boyfriend. Yeah, ha ha. It's a funny joke, right? Well, I just respond with "there's my girlfriend." And I play along.

I actually usually hate flirting because it's usually done as an attempt at my expense. But I've learned not to let it anger me, at least not in showing that it annoys me how funny everyone thinks it is.

[djhohrath]

I'd go with "Shutup bitch make me a sammich, then blow me" that's just me tho.

[Betwyn]

its so you, you are afraid to show your face...

[Pebyron]

Ahaha!

Somebody call the fire department cause that a**hole got scorched!

[djhohrath]

word. I un-anonymousized myself. Happy?

[SwimmerGuy]

I was gonna downvote this, but then I was like 'hmm... you know, maybe that IS what he'd do...'

[djhohrath]

NOOOO! not a downvote! ha ha I don't know y people are all crazy about that

[mmike0]

ahhhhh BETWYB got burned! ...i hate when people act like it really matters if a person is anonymous... he just clearly un-anonymousized himself to BURST YOUR BUBBLE ha ha lol... BETWYN what did you prove? NOTHIN!... by the way nice smack in the face to BETWYN lol.. I love it

[djhohrath]

hahah f you man but I gotta give credit when its due she definitely got me lol

[Xeno8]

Say "Well, I *am* loveable." With a sh*t-eating grin, of course.

[Night4lover]

I appreciate that. How much do you love me. Enough to give me a hug.

[CurryQb12]

nonono, you gotta be like "really? how much?" ;) haha

[Anonymous]

tell her to join the club

or

tell her to take a number and get in line lol

[heytherekid]

how about saying "I don't love you." Let's stop messing with girls emotions, k?

[Asker]

that's not mean? she doesn't mean it (she says it to everyone she hangs out with). But me? I'm just not comfortable with it unless I know it means something...I was thinkin of something cocky like "what's not to love?" or "yea, I see your point". Seems so overly cocky that no one would take me seriously...whattya think?

[heytherekid]

Just say something along the lines of "you love everyone." than. If that's the case. lmao

[Iamnobody]

Hurr durr -retard face-

[Eva_Grace]

Laugh smile and say "I know you do"

[xxxmegan]

"Haha, thanks! :)"

[Ezmotts]

I know you do.