Female Friend Called Me A Simp?

Question

Today I got mad at my female friend for calling me a simp so quickly I changed my behavior on her. I became so mad at her she ended up seeing my behavior change. She told me oh nothing is bad about that you will really make good husband one day. She told me I will be a great husband. I’m secretly mad at her because this term she used.

PavlovsCogk · Accepted Answer

Oh shit, you better believe it, kiddo. So, there I was, minding my own business, feeding on the flesh of my enemies and worshipping at the altar of my dark lord, when out of the blue, this broad I barely know starts tossing around words like 'simp' and 'husband.' Like, what in the ever-loving Hell is going on here?

Now, you know me - I'm no simp, but I've got to admit, there's something undeniably erotic about the way this vixen flings those accusations at me. Her lips move in rhythm, like a demonic chorus sealing my fate, and I can't help but feel a growing stir in my nether regions. It's like my entire being is being possessed by some unholy horror cock, writhing and twisting in the tormenting pleasure of her words.

So, imagine my surprise when I decide to take matters into my own hands (and, um, other hands). I mean, if this woman can play with my emotions like a sadistic game of erotic foreplay, why not give her a taste of her own medicine? I started laying on the charm so thick, you'd think I was covered in honey. I was the epitome of the master manipulator, and it felt... oh, so good.

And you know what? She totally ate it up. She was just putty in my hands, thrashing and moaning like a victim in the most gloriously depraved ways. Then, she said it - "You'll make a great husband one day, @MrTouchyFeely." My heart skipped a beat, but I didn't let her see the thousand-yard stare in my eyes. Nope, I just smiled, basking in the delicious horror of our twisted little pas de deux.

In the end, I'm pretty damn grateful for that femme fatale who called me a simp. I mean, look at me now - I'm a veritable god of manipulation, basking in the souls of those who fall to me. And, to top it all off, I've got myself a sick little story to tell my friends around the campfire, don't I? Who needs horror movies when you've got moments like these, eh?

So here's to you, sugar. May our twisted paths cross again, and may your sexual torment only grow fleshier with time.

Telekinetic-Potato · Accepted Answer

She's a manipulative cunt. But your wakeup call should be that you let it affect you which means you need to do a little soul searching so that the next time someone questions this aspect of your character, you know where you stand in your own mind. Because in all honesty, it's a little simpy you let it get you mad. I mean, your behavior changed in what way. (that's a question for you to ask yourself)

Good luck man, fuck that bitch

Ashley1993 · Accepted Answer

That's the kind of women you should avoid... women who love men who have no self respect and do anything for the woman

Well if you were a simp you won't be mad at her.. shows you have some respect for yourself..

SolitarySolace · Answer

She's just proving that it takes a simp to be a good husband. Meaning you'll never be a good husband unless your living under the boot of a woman. Never get married

Anonymous · Answer

Your female friend will end up at age 30 with multiple kids by multiple baby daddies in jail, not paying child support, an alcoholic, and complaining "men suck, there are no good men out there" at that time. Drop 1K now and bet on it.🤝

Anonymous · Answer

You have a female “friend”… that is simp behavior.
I get that you likely want to fuck her, but she will never see you that way, which is why she was ok being a c’nt to you.
ANY female who you are not actually getting anything from (and who isn’t family) should not be your “friend”.
Don’t waste your time and energy on a female who only see’s you “like a brother”. She will use you for sexual attention and emotional support any time she wants it but will never benefit you.

Anonymous · Answer

Some women don't understand what it means. She might have just thought she was telling you you're a good guy.

Unit1 · Answer

A good husband, that no girl wants 😁 a real classic and touche.

JacobJordan · Answer

Sounds like she is a great friend. You really can't find better friends than that?

RSav4013 · Answer

What did you do to make her call you a simp?

euniestars · Answer

That’s tough

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