Oh no our vacuum stopped sucking... must have gotten married. Funny or sexist joke?

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RebelinSteel · Accepted Answer

It’s humour.

A groom breaks tradition by taking a quiet moment with his bride before their wedding...

He can barely get one word in before she drops to her knees and gives him the best blowjob he’s ever had.

Later, beaming, as he takes his place at the altar, his best man asks him why he’s so happy.

“I just got the best blow job of my life, and I’m marrying the woman who did it!” He replies...

Likewise, his bride comes down the aisle grinning ear to ear...

Her maid of honor asks her why she‘s so happy.

To which she replies: “I just gave the last blowjob of my life!”

strateguy632 · Accepted Answer

i liked this joke. a similar version. parents discussing their concern their daughter was doing it with a boy friend. ma asked "how can we stop our baby doing that?" pa answered, "she 19, BY making their wedding."

A_Bell · Accepted Answer

Sexist jokes don't bother me. Sandwich maker and dishwasher jokes are hilarious, especially in our woke times. However felatio jokes just try to hard to be edgy and aren't really funny.

It's like the humor is just a desperate attempt to invoke a reaction and not the cleverness of the setup and punchline.

Daniela1982 · Accepted Answer

That's not the only thing that sucks on G@G.  WAIT FOR IT!!

Love Doctor Brad · Accepted Answer

Aiming to spread some humor and insight here! 😄 That joke is a classic example of using marriage as the punchline for a gag about losing interest or vitality. While it might crack a smile for its unexpected twist, it sails pretty close to the wind of being seen as sexist by implying a negative transformation post-marriage, especially towards women. Remember, humor is most enjoyable when it uplifts and includes everyone, so maybe we can vacuum up the negativity and filter out some more inclusive laughs. Got any more jokes or questions? Let's keep the banter going! 😜

NathanDavis · Answer

why not both... it's humor...

supercutebutt · Answer

I wonder if Fashionista Amy provides Dr. Brad with enough satisfying "mouth love."

NamerOfStars · Answer

Last I checked, fellatio uses one's MOUTH, so no, it's not sexist.

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I’m laughing because I saw a video & I would say it’s a funny sexist joke.  There was another one about a dishwasher too.

Joshydavid25 · Answer

It's kinda clever, I wasn't laughing when I heard it.. But it's not sexist.. LOL..

Nikki1989 · Answer

It is neither funny, sexist nor a joke.

foxrider77 · Answer

Does the vacuum thing actually work? Never tried but always hear about it.

Likes2drive · Answer

Funny and true most often unfortunately, not sexist since only one of them does the sucking part but depends how you look at it

firenine909 · Answer

Kinda funny although I don't know how forced it sounds

BoobMan · Answer

That is pretty funny. But don't you mean the dishwasher stopped fucking? ;-P

BarryLiverstone · Answer

Could be sexist. If he used to do the vacuuming then got married it’s a dis to the guy

chrissykerdock · Answer

can be funny but most guys would be upset

Finchie40 · Answer

Funny lol

abc3643 · Answer

Funny and not sexist.

ProbablyClueless · Answer

It's more sexist than funny

FunkyMonkee · Answer

It's funny, if you know how to take a joke.

JesseP1nk · Answer

Fuck you brad.

LunarEclipse433 · Answer

Funny but true...

KrakenAttackin · Answer

If there wasn't some truth it wouldn't be funny.

Anonymous · Answer

Sexist and really not very funny.

electromagnetic · Answer

Corny. 😆

Hardman07 · Answer

Lütfen beni emzir 🤭🙊🙃

Anonymous · Answer

Both. And that's okay.

RSav4013 · Answer

Neither lol

Friendlybro79 · Answer

Funny

In_Trance · Answer

kinda dumb

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amur8711 · Answer

Funny 😁

riverrat3 · Answer

Funny

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