Do you have an ideal type made up in your head?

[Anonymous]

I know this is weird but for me he’s a tall, curly or straight haired Latino with big arm muscles and a little arm tattoo who treats me like a princess but also super protective LOL (by the way if you look like this marry me)

[mstbooblover]

Honestly, I don't really know. Let's say I have preferences for sure, and wee spots for particular physical aspects, but ultimately all those preferences fade away in the presence of a real match with some lady. We, and you all, may have amusingly and surprisingly different feelings when meeting the right person.

Believing there is an ideal type is just silly. No one is perfect, and a perfect match depends on far more subtle details only perceived unconsciously. When meeting the right person, one just knows if one is able to let go of ideal type notions.

[JHAYES317]

Appearance: Girl around the same height as me, slim with wide hips and an ample butt but not BBL, decent natural boobs but not above D cup, tan skin, brunette long hair, no fake lips or fake eyelashes, thin arched eyebrows, soft jaw, slightly chubby cheeks (no Buccal fat removal), no tattoos or piercings besides normal studs in ears, green, hazel, or amber eyes, medium pitch sultry voice.


Personality: Loves going on adventures, but also has a nerdier side, can appreciate RPGs, reading novels, movie & game nights, etc. Emotionally and Mentally Stable, Empathetic, Loyal, Honest, and Dependable. Affectionate. Has a preference towards short guys with small d. Doesn’t care about baldness.


The odds of me finding, let alone getting with a girl of that description are astronomically low, but you asked for ideal

[AmyHew1tt]

I never intentionally made one, but he just kind of appeared, lol. I'm a bit concerned about it actually because I'm starting to worry I've gotten so attached to this 'made-up' guy that I won't be able to be with someone who isn't him.

[Asker]

Real

[DarkLegacy]

LMFAO, women are funny

[Asker]

Yeah I’m hilarious

[DizzyDesii]

Not my only type but my main type— Black, hazel green eyes, nice smile, waves/taper fade, 5’8/9/10, slim, goofy, no tats/piercings, little to no facial hair

[handsomelad70]

Seventy years old and cover boy handsome?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I just want a woman who wants a big family, understands how I see the world and so far as looks, as long as she takes care of her body and has a nice ass, I really don't care that much about looks.

[Med_guy1978]

You sound very humble. Too much to ask for sometimes...

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Med_guy1978 I guess I'll find out soon enough. I'm 27 so I probably got 3 more years to start my family like I want to.

[Med_guy1978]

You're right and if you seek you will find. Just don't get sidetracked. Many women will appreciate that stance.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Med_guy1978 Not getting sidetracked is easier said than done. Thanks for good advice!

[EmyyWolf]

YOU PURCHASE ASSS.
I hope on GOD no sane female touches you

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf if we're going by your defination of sane I'm probably fine with that.

[EmyyWolf]

Any woman who doesn’t sell their body is sane

[EmyyWolf]

If you purchased any sort of sex I can only imagine your genetics. I can only imagine your player-creation.
You don’t deserve no good woman.
You need to be with a single mother of two B-K sons.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf 😂 😂 😂 my grandfather was a lineman for an NFL team and my uncle used to do home run derbies, my resting heart rate is 55bpm and compared to my grandpa I'm out of shape. I am the Patrick Mahomes of genetics... I do have a pretty ugly profile due to my neck but other than that my grandma says I'm very handsome.

No but seriously, you're very bad at assumptions.

Maybe people like me get prostitutes from time to time because instead of pretending to agree to people like you it's easier and way more enjoyable to have sex with a Brazilian who doesn't speak English and is happy to see you for the same price as drinks with the boys.

Like seriously, what do you think you have to offer with such a nasty attitude. You're going to tell me I don't deserve a happy life because I'm not like you? What an entitled, narssistic thing to say. Especially the part about the black kids, don't even have the confidence in what you're saying to spell it out. What a spectacular display of having no backbone or sense of honor. Who would want to be around that?

[EmyyWolf]

I never told you to be with me
I’m an asshole

I’m saying no other woman should be with you. You’re a porn consumer and you purchase sex for instant gratification.
With your looks and physique; you don’t deserve any sort sex. You don’t deserve AN INCH of sex.
Sex is reserved for Chad and Brad. Top quality genes. The rest of you need to be bred out.

My question is what sort of sane woman in her right mind will choose a hideous beta who purchases sex with overused ass. Overused, Loose Ass.

So you’re “a mediocre male” AND “disgusting”.
STD ridden AND an undesirable.

This is exactly why I and every other woman only chooses Chad. Cause risking a pregnancy with his DNA is tolerable.
His STDs, is tolerable.

I could not tolerate an undesirable like you on top of me. And I’m sure majority of women also DON’T.

It’s not attitude. I’m speaking facts.
If you don’t like facts that not my fucking fault or my fucking problem.

I’m telling you what it is; if you purchase ASS, you are by definition an “UNDESIRABLE”.
You are an undeserving male, you don’t deserve it. You don’t QUALIFY. 🫵

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato

Just like how to become a police officer you need to be fit and meet the standards of health, fitness and physique.

To reproduce of deserve women ; YOU DONT MEET THE STANDARDS, TO DONT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS.
Then just like an entitled brat you purchase a woman’s body like it’s an object. And you feel proud of that.

All Chads and Women are laughing in your face. No one is congratulating you. You look pathetic. You took the easy route.
That’s dishonorable.
Disgraceful.

[Inbox]

@EmyyWolf You claiming other people are STD infected? LOL

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf @EmyyWolf You almost couldn't be further from the truth.

I think you're just a little emotional and might need some time to cool off.

You're making so many wrong assumptions it's making me feel embarrassed for you. I wonder how many things you've ruined for yourself in life by being so arrogant.

Your language shows how shallow your world view truly is. You assumed I was a physically undesirable man, but I'm 6 foot with a decent build and an active lifestyle for someone my age. I could probably pick you up with one hand 😂

I don't know how much I can comment on my looks, but they must be pretty decent since I've never really had a problem flirting with woman in the first place. I just like hookers for certain things. One of them being I get unattracted to woman pretty easily after getting to know them.

As a Christian, I'm curious to know where these opinions come from. isn't there a whole chapter in the Bible about 2 prostitutes which literally in the first couple of paragraphs describes their suitors as deseriable men? Where do you get the idea that only ugly betas want to go to a hooker occasionally?

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato You know, @EmyyWolf once stated publicly on GAG that there’s nothing quite like dressing up as a clown in a black van in a friendly neighborhood to lure in little boys to show them her “Chad” - even though it’s quite tiny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

[EmyyWolf]

The idea…
everyone knows Chad doesn’t need hookers or spend not one dime on a hooker.
Women all chase him.

You buy, you’re beta

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf if gorden Ramsey goes to a restaurant and orders a New York strip does that mean he doesn't know how to cook a steak?

Lmao like what are you talking about?

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato Even though she is clinically insane (@emyywolf Arkham Asylum - think about it 🫵) she is correct. Once you attain a certain level of attraction, getting women is easy, but most men have to work their asses off to get to that point.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Inbox the point is she's saying that a guy who gets hookers couldn't possibly be on that level.

[EmyyWolf]

I’ve met 3 chads , real chads.
Hand size , voice depth.
All the young women obsessed with him.
He doesn’t need to buy anything. Period. 💅

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf and you think these guys and all the others like them have never been to a strip club?

[Asker]

Hey guys! Great conversation🤩

[Med_guy1978]

@didichi... 🤭

[Inbox]

@EmyyWolf You mean you saw them in a magazine. LOL

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@didichi lol thanks I think. What do you think? Not that I mean to get you all mixed up in this. Maybe I should post a question

[Asker]

Uhh I skimmed through so I don't know what you guys are debating over

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I just posted a question that basically sums it up in a couple sentences

[Inbox]

Just be careful of all the "Chads" that will be coming to defend @EmyyWolf

[Asker]

When I think of chads I think of white blond guys that are football players

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Inbox they're all afraid of me

[Asker]

You all smell

[Inbox]

@didichi When I think of "Chads", I don't see them with mall workers LMFAO

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato lol

[EmyyWolf]

You’re comparing food to human’s body…?

[Inbox]

@EmyyWolf Huh? I REALLY hope you get the help you need.

[EmyyWolf]

you're COMPARING FOOD THAT YOU NEED TO EAT…
TO A WOMAN’S LITERAL BODY THAT COULD POTENTLY BE GREATLY AFFECTED WITH A PREGNANCY FROM ANY SEX?

💩

YOU HIDEOUS PIECE OF FUCKING 💩💩SH💩 ?
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE DOING?
HUH?

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato

you're COMPARING FOOD THAT YOU NEED TO EAT…
TO A WOMAN’S LITERAL BODY THAT COULD POTENTLY BE GREATLY AFFECTED WITH A PREGNANCY FROM ANY SEX?

💩

YOU HIDEOUS PIECE OF FUCKING 💩💩SH💩 ?
IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE DOING?
HUH?

[Asker]

Let’s all hug it out!

[Inbox]

@didichi You sure you want @emyywolf to do that? She'll suffocate 3 Chads with one hugs.

[Asker]

She’s stronger than you chads? 😝

[Inbox]

No, @emyywolf has so many fat layers that it causes you to be absorbed and transported to another dimension.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf I just realized you're not smart enough to engage in this conversation and it might be cruel and unusual to continue.

But no, I'm not comparing food to a woman's body.

Woman are more like candy anyway

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato She’s a 26 year old creep who likes to talk big while being an incredibly accomplished mall worker. Cheers! 🥂

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Inbox no way what store?

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato The cash cow K-mart!

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato
Let go back to your initial POST.
You want a big family?
WELL YOU DONT DESERVE THAT, WHATSOEVER. IN ANY POINT IN YOUR LIFE. YOU HOOKER-SIMP 🫵
YOU DWEEB 🫵 YOU DORK 🫵 YOU UNDESIRABLE 🫵

Chad will never have to buy a prostitute.
You pathetic son of a b—-ch 🫵

This is why I, and every woman on the face of the earth will always and forever choose Chad before anyone.

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato
You’re a perfect example as to why women only have eyes for Chad. For Hot attractive men.

everytime I think to give an average simpleton a chance. You mediocre males go and give me yet another reason to stay far away from you. You’re just as flawed as the Hot Chad. You’re just as insatiable as the Hot Chad.
If Hot Chad cheats on me, at least it’ll be with a normal woman , not sex-worker.
The risk of std-infection with Chad is less!!!
The Chad genes for my babies is better!!!
Me tolerating Chad on top of me is better!!!

I “ AND ALL WOMEN HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER TO CHOOSE BETA MALES AT ALL!

And you’re the perfect example of that!

@didichi
Listen to me and listen well. There is no reason to choose a mediocre simpleton. No reason to choose the average male. The mediocre, undesirable male of no muscle.
Always go for the best.

Because this is a mediocre male , and he’s purchasing women’s bodies like it’s candy. Why?
Because he feels entitled to sex.
You know who else feels entitled to sex?
The Hot Chad.
But the attention and presence of Hot Chad is tolerable. Birthing Chads babies is tolerable.

Birthing an undesirables babies is unacceptable, and an atrocity.

https://youtu.be/j4e_EmF2sIY?si=fduGMxYbhs3hwqF8

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato Aww, looks like she blocked me - all that tough talk, only to run when the heat gets good. Maybe she just needs a sausage hmmm? 😂

[Asker]

Deez nuts!!

[Inbox]

@didichi That’s assuming any man wants to begin with!

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@Inbox lol she said candy instead of food this time!

Can you still see the comments?

@EmyyWolf
Why would your opinion matter? Let me get this straight: you're a Mormon who works in a mall and you think that any man who has paid money for sex is unworthy of a good woman, but you're fine with being cheated on as long as the guy is hot?

You're not exactly speaking from a position of authority are you? To be honest, I don't care much about being a Chad, but a real man doesn't cheat on his commitments, especially when the commitment in question is a woman he loves.

You can say what you want about me, doesn't change the fact I'm an Adonis and I'm extremely fun to be around, and I could kick Ryan Reynolds ass and I own a business and my secutary is a solid 7 which is way cooler than your mall Chads... And pretty soon I'm even gonna own a grill.

Probably the most embarrassing thing about you is for your "traditional" views you have, I bet I could cook anything better than you... Except maybe quiche because real men don't eat that shit. I could probably do everything better than you without even trying.

I can tell by your loser attitude that you don't put real effort into anything other than pretending you don't hate yourself.

When you tear people down and you don't know anything about them, all you're doing is taking your own attention off yourself.

How could anyone respect someone whos life is fucked up but acts like they're better than other people?

Game theory in dating, talk about a loser.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go do a line off this strippers back dimples

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato

Yeah keep going for the prostitutes
The best you can do. And that’s the best you will ever do.
GOD FORBID any sane woman lets you f-k
Stay with the sex workers, and spend to last penny on them. I hope they absorb every last dime on you

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato Really? With all the candies she could eat, Hershey’s stock would rise an additional 10%.

No, that fat fuck has gotten so huge off of all those candies, that she got all of her “chads” to block me - I don’t think I should miss out on the fun right bro?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf lol they probably don't even get 1% of what I make. The woman I date easily get more than twice that individually.

It's interesting you say any sane woman. Yea most of the woman I date are totally nuts, but I don't know if I've met a woman I would consider sane.

Also, you got all mad at me about the food thing. Can we talk about that for a sec? Because now you're talking about sex workers like they're subhuman to. Which is it?

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato Tell @emywolff that prostitutes > @emyywolf 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato
You’re not dating anyone.
No one is going on dates with you.
You can lie to everyone, you can’t lie to me.

Of the fact you payed for ass, I automatically know you’re hideous. Nobody is letting you f-k.
Stop lying 🤥
Stay with the hookers, they’re your only option. With that playercreation that you are. A woman who’s not a prostitute wouldn’t fucking touch you 🫵

[EmyyWolf]

@Telekinetic-Potato
I, and everyone on the face of the fucking earth. Knows that men who pay for prostitutes; ARE UNDESIRABLES. 🫵
@didichi
@Med_guy1978
This is common knowledge.
This is basic math.
Maybe you shouldn’t have shared that with me. And maybe I wouldn’t be exposing you and roasting you right now.

Everyone, everyone, & everyone including your mother. Knows that this is the actions of a hideous creep 🫵

No one is giving you ass. So you have to go purchase it. 🫵

SIMPLE.
you're TRIGGERED. TOO BAD.

Everyone on this entire conversation knows I’m right.

And the “inbox” dude is a stalker who’s been stalking me for months after I deeply offended him. 💅

[Med_guy1978]

@EmyyWolf... Delusional.

[EmyyWolf]

@Med_guy1978
Ok so you do it too?
You buy ass too?
JUST AS PATHETIC. JUST AS GUILTY

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf message from "stalker"

@Telekinetic-Potato Tell @emywolff that prostitutes > @EmyyWolf

[EmyyWolf]

Tell stalker that I know he misses me 💋 😏

[Telekinetic-Potato]

@EmyyWolf lmao 🫵🏼 is awesome 😂 😂 😂

Anyway, have fun with all that. I hope you find and marry your mall gigachad. And believe it or not, I hope he doesn't cheat on you.

Listen, yes I think you're a crazy psycho but don't settle for someone who cheats on you. That game theory shit is bs and it's going to make you do things like degrading yourself trying to argue against people like me.

A person's value isn't about how much money they make or how they look. And even a sour, sad mall girl can be happy one day. You know, without expecting being cheated on.

[EmyyWolf]

I hope he cheats on me.
Cause there’s no way I’m touching a simpleton who’s bought hookers like a loser
Gigachad don’t buy hookers, I respect that and I admire that

[Inbox]

@Telekinetic-Potato Thanks man. @emyywolf is like a mosquito buzzing in everyone’s ear - annoying as hell, but ultimately, insignificant.

[DrPepper12]

Yes. LONG jet black straight hair, brown eyes, 5'4", C cup, size 4, very smooth complexion, tanned with noticable bottom tan lines, no make up, very bright teeth and infectious smile with a laugh and voice from the angels who is eclectic, risque, curious, polymath and of course politically liberal and actively involved in causes. 😍😘

[handsomelad70]

If she's black, a long-haired, dark-skinned, beautiful, buxom cowgirl of average height and weight, NOT a loud, obnoxious, obese ghetto-bootied hood broad !!!

[DrPepper12]

@handsomelad70 loud obnoxious obese women (Karen's) come from every demographic and region.

[handsomelad70]

I know, and the white Karens are ALWAYS calling the cops on unsuspecting black men.(The black versions have some stupid allegedly "African" or unpronounceable/outright stereotypically "black" name.)

[Babygirl_S]

Actually, my dream guy exists. He is not completely imaginary. I particularly love Henry Cavill's look from his younger days. He will always be my favourite.

I have mostly dated tall, light-skinned men with dark hair so I guess that's my type.

I like when a man is masculine but talks to me softly and stays calm. I can't deal with someone's mood swings.

[EmyyWolf]

OMG THATS MY TYPE 😂 LOL. I posted it here! 👇

@didichi

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zTb3dp87yso

[EmyyWolf]

I almost dated a real Chad like this one when I was 21 too he was 25.
YOUNG HOT BUCK!
STALLION!
VOICE DEEP AS THUNDER !
It was insane seeing him in person 😵

[82lynx]

I used to watch her in a series of YouTube videos. Russian, very light and straight-haired brunette with fair skin, bright blue eyes, thin lips, gentle curves, perky little tatas. Total swoonfest. It used to be just her and one other girl and they had fantastic chemistry which likely scored extra points with my introverted self. She moved to I have no idea where a few years ago and several others were brought in as regulars, so I couldn’t help but lose interest in the channel.

[82lynx]

In a way it’s good to know I’ll likely never meet her or anyone similar. Can’t get hurt that way.

[IslaTheWitch]

nope... I'm more into personality traits than appearance :D

smart, witty, funny, confident, and challenging :D

[DancingQueen16]

Yeah for some reason I've always had a thing for boys with blonde hair and blue eyes I don't really know why I think it's because that's what my very first crush looked like and that's also what my current boyfriend looks like

[thatshydork]

I don’t think it’s weird, I think it’s a common occurrence. Some more then others, but I wouldn’t say it’s weird to do that.

Anyways, to answer your question, yes I do.

[LaurenM1997]

Yeah I like guys who have tattoos and big muscles but it’s not all about looks it’s personality I like someone who can make me laugh and be there for me

[LaurenM1997]

But also protective of me but not in a controlling way

[KrakenAttackin]

@LaurenM1997 You want a muscle head, tatted,. court jester.

[LaurenM1997]

@KrakenAttackin court jester?

[LaurenM1997]

Yeah someone who can make me laugh that’s important to me

[LaurenM1997]

Who also doesn’t mind spending time with me

[LaurenM1997]

But not a fool 😕 I just googled it

[bobby_bush_eater]

Yes. She's rural Western European, not liberal or at least open minded, conventionally attractive, wants to get married and raise a family, be a stay at home mom and homeschool.

[KlinkyCoder]

Oh boy. I'd like that also.

[KlinkyCoder]

I have a few different "ideal types" in my head. One is a petite fair girl with straight natural blonde/albino hair, blue eyes, cute smile. Another one is like Xena, both in looks and that she is like a warrior princess.

[ApplePie409]

Nothing comes to mind.

[Flatmanlewis]

I have one, and luckily it’s not super rare type where I live. I dated nothing but my type and eventually married it. She’s fantastic.

[Med_guy1978]

I've always had a thing for blondes with green eyes but I might have only dated one girl with this description. However, nice hair, nice teeth and lips and slim... and hair colour doesn't matter.

[sheenagwapa]

i don't... my ideal type is more on how i will be treated. i wanna be treated like how my ex treated me.

[RebelinSteel]

Nope, I know the type I won’t date but those I do, is fairly broad range

[The_Sexpert]

Physically not too fat, smooth hair, good healthy skin... and personality wise- super sweet

[zagor]

No, I don't have specific requirements. I'm attracted to certain people without necessarily knowing why.

[DarkLegacy]

I wonder why women insist on being unrealistic. No such guy exists and you have a lot of growing up to do.

[Xia1994]

Not looks wise but personality wise for sure!