What is your ideal type of girl/guy?

[BeHappyCloud]

Hahah just a lighthearted question to ask the gag community.
NOTE: you know, please still try to keep this a somewhat realistic list. It's good to have aspirations and standards when looking for a mate but we all know no one is absolutely perfect. 🙃

[Anonymous]

I know my standards seem a bit high, but if I'm gonna spend my time (perhaps even until my death) with a girl, I have to make sure she's damn worth it.

She would be cute (at least to me). There really isn't much a girl can do here. I either find a girl cute, or I don't. Sorry...

She would be as intelligent or more intelligent than I am. I am the kind of person who loves to have intellectual conversations about the most random things. Whether I want to talk about macroeconomics, molecular bonding in proteins, or moral nihilism, I would want a girl to be able to hold her own in a conversation with me. This shouldn't be too hard to find, as girls are often more intelligent than guys.

She would be nice. I think this one is pretty obvious. Who wants to spent their time with a bitchy person (either male or female)?

She would be able to take a joke!! I can't tell you how many girls (and guys) can't take a joke! Don't take everything so goddamn personally, for fuck's sake.

If you couldn't tell by now, she would be able to tolerate my swearing. I grew up in New Jersey, so profanity is my first language.

Lastly, her presence would just make me happy.

[George92]

Let me say that I am engaged with a girl who is for the most part the opposite of my ideal type , so it is subjective. By the way... I am around 6 feet tall in RL, so I would like a girl a girl that is tall enough too. I prefer Mediterranean skinned ones ( a light brown I would say, or caramel skinned) cince I am Mediterranean too. I don't like too skinny girls, so a like a girl to be a little curvy, and with dark hair.

As a behavior, a prefer a girl that likes to joke, smile and laugh, so with a playful attitude. I would like her to be reliable enough when it's time to be serious and approach to an important thing. Last but not least, she must be strong enough to shake me up in case I need, I wouldn't like a girl that from that point of view is too passive, I'd like one that can tell me "what are you doing man? Move up, don't surrender !"

[Fitness-Fanatic]

A guy who has similar morals and values as myself.

A guy who has humility, in the sense that he doesn't talk down to people, or look down on people less fortunate than himself.

He needs to be compassionate towards the suffering and pain of others

Reliability and affectionate. I thrive on affection . I love giving and receiving affection

Loyalty is paramount to me , so if he can't provide loyalty , all of his other qualities are worthless to me

[Katsuki]

I like guys who are taller than me, but probably not above 6 ft because I'm only 5'3. I think I like more muscular guys or guys bigger than me also, more fit than not tho. They also have to be funny or have a sense of humor. Don't like clingy guys either because I'm the complete opposite. They have to be patient and understanding

[SmallCameron]

I'm 5,11, I could get muscles, I can be funny at times and I won't be too clingy :) Marry me?

[Katsuki]

@SmallCameron Lmao sure

[SuitAndTie]

Would you date a guy who's around 5'4" - 5'6"?

[Katsuki]

@SuitAndTie Yeah as long as they have all the qualities I like

[SmallCameron]

Stop hitting on my girl Dude 😂😎

[SuitAndTie]

@SmallCameron 😂 go ahead champ 👍

[hotbaeforyou]

My ideal guy is a guy that is super protective, handsome, knows what he likes and doesn't like, has confidence, but also can laugh and joke around. I realize that may sound like I'm expecting too much, but hey, it's MY ideal guy. He wants me? Well... i said what i like <3

[PrincessBunBuns]

I literally like anyone of any gender as long as they're humorous and are honest. I specifically like guys that are awkward and smile a lot. As for girls, if they're somewhat bubbly, I'm in.

[Streamhopper]

Someone who compliments my personality, likes at least a few of the things I do, who's loyal and honest. Obviously no one is perfect; I think I've found the girl I consider close enough, so I'm going with that. :)

[Anonymous]

preferably a little smarter than me, kind, soft, makes dirty jokes, no sports, barely no thigh gap, loves sex, loves cuddling, loves talking about smart and dumb theories, and a smile that just hits home.
and then there's always the chance that it's actually someone that has none of these features and it still works

[Zarins]

Ideal girls personality is not smoking, not drinking every weekend and not going out with other guys. Just liking one guy (me). for the looks she should have blond hair, not shitty looking makeup, she should be small, smaller than me and slim. she should have big butt and boobs and tight jeans and shirt

[legalboxers]

I'm one not big on looks. So with that, I want someone to compliment me when we go out. Be my ying to my yang (sorry to be cliche) someone who has this amazing personality which could light up a room. Be sweet, loving, innocent, caring, thoughtful.

Someone who will be there for me if I'm having a bad day or a good day. I don't think that's asking for a lot

[SoWhAt249]

Shorter than me, not skinny, not obese, really short (preferably red/orange) hair, dresses casually, is caring, and tries to contribute to a better lifestyle instead of expecting the man to deliver on his own...

[poopster]

a girl that I can be comfortable around. the type that will love me when I don't love my self

[reixun]

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Olaf the Happy Snowman!

[Carebear1445]

I like it when they are taller than me with I am only 5'1 and older than me and very friendly and nice also i think it's cute if they have a beard. But that's just what I like. Other people might disagree with me

[Belgie]

A girl who wants kids, has a sick sense of humour, likes good food (can cook is a bonus) and who thinks I'm awesome.

[infjsqu]

Taller than me, not too skinny not overweight, caring, courteous, knows what he wants, actions speak louder than words person

[Anonymous]

I am really interested in people who are fascinating to talk to, intelligent, have a sense of humor I can relate to. My ideal type tends to be intelligent, maybe artistic.

[KingofCuriosity]

Confident and a little cocky, motivated, sweet but still rough around the edges.

[Anonymous]

A broken man... a man on the verge of tears. He must be weeping after sex, weeping when he gets up at morning, weeping when he goes to bed at night.

[Anonymous]

*kind
*respectful
*understanding
*funny
*caring
*loyal

[Halotestin]

-long-ish dirty blond hair
-4 paws
-wags tail a lot
-is a golden retriever
-I love dogs

[nevertoosure]

Hahhahas

[Pomegranate139]

Just... make me happy

[rgb008]

Tall
Jacked
Athletic