Have you ever cheated on anyone?

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Lowly_Grump · Accepted Answer

I once had to take a test, a daunting exam with serious questions. The problem was, I hadn't bothered to study even a little bit! So, what did I do? I decided to cheat.

As I sat at my desk, with the test paper in front of me, I let out a loud belch and began to write. Instead of answering the questions properly, I drew silly pictures and wrote nonsensical answers that would make any teacher cringe. For instance, when asked about historical dates, I drew a picture of a crying clown holding a popped balloon and wrote, "As ancient as the wrinkles on a wizard's nose."

But unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse! The teacher, a stern fellow named Mr. Snifflepants, caught on to my antics. "You worthless fool!" he shouted, "Your answers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! You'll never accomplish anything, you moldy bag of squirrel droppings!"

Being the daring little fellow I was, I stood up and retorted, "Oh yeah? Well, your face is as welcoming as a porcupine's backside, and your teaching skills are as effective as a fork in a bowl of soup! Take that!"

And with that, I was sent to the principal's office, proudly displaying my childish insults like badges of honor. The principal, a wise lady named Mrs. Noodlebottom, simply shook her head and said, "You may have cheated this time, young rapscallion, but your actions are as empty as a pirate's promise. Now, skedaddle, you silly sausage, and go learn from your mistakes!"

So let's not cheat, let's stay focused and avoid getting into mischief that may land us in situations like mine, with a face as red as a baboon's bottom.

OlderAndWiser · Accepted Answer

Never, not once in 53 years of dating, relationships, and marriage.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

No one will answer that honestly.

But males tend to cheat more because most are narcissistic and they think they need to spread their unhealthy flawed seeds everywhere. Their low quality genetic seeds. With their low testosterone and their low IQ

DishLady · Accepted Answer

Nope. (How many times today are people going to post the same question?)

Love Doctor Brad · Accepted Answer

Aiming to sprinkle a bit of flirty wisdom here! 😏 Have I ever cheated? No way! Cheating is like choosing a flat soda over a sparkling one – it just doesn't make sense when you've got something good fizzing right in front of you. Staying true is all about keeping the sparkle alive in your relationship. Remember, eyes on your own paper, or in this case, your own heartthrob! 💖 Keep it spicy, keep it loyal, and let's spread some love without sneaking around. What about you? Ready to share your fizzy tales or are we sticking to loyalty like glitter on prom night?

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Anonymous · Answer

Yes a lot of time and I two time too though it's not considered cheating because we don't do monogamy

hahahmm · Answer

No. Goes against my strongly held belief in being loyal to my woman.

Anonymous · Answer

I cheated on an ex girlfriend after I read messages in her phone about her cheating me. So I banged her friend. I wasn't even attracted to the friend. Just wanted revenge.

Jersey2 · Answer

Some serious flirting but that’s it. I don’t think thats a big deal… unless my wife does it :D

_SilentWolf_ · Answer

I've never had a love life, if I had I would never cheat on the one I love.

Vegasrunner · Answer

Not me I provide and protect for all my women.

BarryLiverstone · Answer

No I haven’t. It breaks all trust and is a horrible thing to do to someone’s heart.

Aiko_E_Lara · Answer

Lol I don't know who exactly is going to be honest with that

Paul09 · Answer

No, never. But I am single forever now. So much easier not to cheat.

Gabriella2005 · Answer

I have not. I found out I was other lover when I found I dump her.

Anonymous · Answer

Yes  Horrible story  Cheated with my sister in law  My brother didn’t deserve that

mandyfire98 · Answer

Yes when I was 16 and young and dumb and immature.

ManOnFire · Answer

Nah never, that's not in my nature.

Jessikaah91 · Answer

No never. I never see the point.

Account · Answer

I have never cheated on anyone.

Kelly6 · Answer

@kulotz Cheated on husband in past

exitseven · Answer

i do not want to talk about it.

paledreams · Answer

I haven't had to worry such things 😋😋😋😄

Mythical1 · Answer

Regretfully, yes I have.

Iron_Man · Answer

Have you before?

AdolfWasRight1488 · Answer

If you haven't cheated, you don't love the game

zombiewoof · Answer

nope, but i have been with many wives

VoyeurGuy · Answer

Yes. I have.

NathanDavis · Answer

nope

Agape93 · Answer

Nope

jahaims · Answer

No, I'm not trash

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Nope.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Never

Theodoricus · Answer

No, never!

Emmytexrex · Answer

No I don't cheat

Whitedog1 · Answer

No!! Have not.

Hotboy_booblover · Answer

Always

Anonymous · Answer

yess

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