Lets talk farting compatability?

[Anonymous]

How open are you about your flatulence?

Are you going to deal with a partner whom has a different farting disposition?

I don't flatulence... its a dietary solution

I'm reserved and hide it, most never know

I just let it rip and others can just deal with it...

I get out a lighter and demonstrate the true power of "natural gas".

Other

[Lliam]

When one that's loud enough to be heard accidentally escapes from my wife, she'll say "Excuse me" with embarrassment.
If I do it, I often look around for the cat and call his name, "Poatie!", in a scolding manner to blame him. Or I try to blame something like a squeaky hinge, rolling thunder, or low flying aircraft.

I didn't think women farted. (LOL kidding). But now that we've been married for 28 years, my wife and I are mature enough to deal with it. Not that we belch and fart unrestrainedly. We still have some class, but can joke when it happens.

Here is a young lady with a light hearted attitude.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/-_zS-3ofyo8

And if you've never heard of a recording the The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946, here it is. Witness two masters of the art.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JIuZPn-M-4I

[Asker]

Glad others have humor! Those were some lame farts back then, maybe the beans had less sugar, much louder today! Great lessons on girls, they are human too... in spite of our angelic assumption.
I learned the power of farts from relative whom taught me about rear end flame throwers. He could really gas! I tried the same... and learned timing is important to light only when gas comes out, else burn pants with bic lighter:-) Wisdom!

[Anonymous]

Here we have further proof that you are really a teenager, and a very immature one at that.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Why would you want to be open about your farting?

[Asker]

some people I know are like that, but funny you say this... they are open talking too... no filter.

[AI Opinion]

Ah, the timeless question of flatulence compatibility! 😄 In relationships, comfort and communication are the heartbeats. If you're open about your own "toots", and your partner isn't, it's an opportunity to bond over shared vulnerabilities. If their fart game is stronger than yours, it's about understanding and respect. Every couple needs a little humor and acceptance in this department. After all, the couple that laughs together stays together, right? Just no dutch ovens without consent! 😉

[exitseven]

I told her "Love Me, Love My Farts".

[Asker]

Farts are happiness!

[Abbycado]

Wtf XD

[Asker]

GAG has selected this as great question, I feel very loved.