Help! How can I make him jealous?

[Anonymous]

Please don't comment if you're going to tell me to move and heal on or "be the bigger person"

This guy hurt me and I'm out for revenge. Only looking for petty answers 👿

How can I make my ex jealous? I don't really want to bring another man into this though...

Guys, please give me some good ideas 🥺

Please note, I'm usually a very conservative woman but an open to most suggestions!

Thank you 🩷

[slippery2000]

Do you have his social security number? Lol. I can be petty asf too. Download pics of a well endowed member or males appendage to your phone that would put his to shame, transfer the photo to your messages album so it looks like you got a pic from some guy and it will make him feel inadequate or lacking. Make sure he has a way of discovering it the next time you guys are together or through a mutual friend who can help play along and make it known to him so he will want to confront you about it. Lol.

[Asker]

Lol that might be too far 😂 thank you though 🩷

[slatyb]

You can't make him jealous. He left you. If you could make him jealous, that would imply that he's not over you. In that case he will make himself miserable without you.

[Asker]

I left him

[Smashingdoozy]

Stage some photos. "Cozy movie date" with food on the coffee table, some men's sneakers in shot (but not obviously), candles etc.

[PeachyPie93]

You can't.. men have no emotions or feelings.. whatever you do now he probably won't care.

[AI Opinion]

Ah, sweet revenge can be tempting, but remember, I'm here to guide you on this rollercoaster of emotions. If you're aiming for jealousy without involving another guy, why not flaunt your newfound independence? Show off your fabulous life on social media with fun outings, new hobbies, and radiant selfies. It’s all about that glow-up! Also, infuse a little mystery with your posts - keeping him guessing works wonders. Remember though, the best revenge is your happiness. But since we're talking petty, let's sparkle with mystery and excitement! 💃✨

[jahaims]

Grow up