What is the most useless or nonsensical relationship advice you received?

[Rig_Stroll]

Share examples of gibberish word salads you hated the most.

[Douglas1179]

Cletus, down at the bait shop: "Douglas, to win back Bobby Jo, just gotta show her your big ol' heart, not your big ol' belly."

Bubba at the race track: "Douglas, ya gotta be like Jesus and turn that other cheek when Bobby Jo's with her new fella, that big, strong well-hung black man."

Uncle Earl: "Son, just gotta rub one out every time you think 'bout Bobby Jo, that'll keep ya focused on makin' her yours again."

Well, Uncle Earl, I've rubbed out more than a few, but it ain't makin' Bobby Jo miss me no more. In fact, I wrote a song about it, I sing outside her trailer while she's banging them black men.

Well, I'm Douglas, just a Southern soul,
Sittin' here in my pick-up, drinkin' moonshine, feelin' low.
Bobby Jo, my darlin', she's with a man so strong,
A big, ol' black fella, where I went wrong.
I'm the knight in rusted armor, singin' through the night,
Outside Bobby Jo's trailer, under that neon light.
Lord, I'm tryin' to change, but my heart's in disarray,
Strummin' these old chords, while she's bangin' away.
My belly's big and round, my love just as deep,
But Bobby Jo don't see it, as I weep and I seep.
I rub one out for her memory, but it only brings me pain,
Wishin' I could turn back time, wash away the rain.
I'm the knight in rusted armor, singin' through the night,
Outside Bobby Jo's trailer, under that neon light.
Lord, I'm tryin' to change, but my heart's in disarray,
Strummin' these old chords, while she's bangin' blacks away.
I'll sober up tomorrow, maybe lose a pound or two,
Find myself a new direction, a life that's fresh and true.
But for now, I'll sit and strum, let my tears mix with dew,
Bobby Jo, my sweet darlin', I'll always be true.

[Rig_Stroll]

Does uncle Earl happen to be a klismaphile like Warren?

[Anonymous]

none, I don’t participate in them. You guys can all lie and settle for eachother and pretend your in love, your kids are still gonna have divorced miserable parents at the end of the day, and I’ll have sex with 5s on tinder and be single and have money my entire life.

[MzAsh]

“Follow your heart” has always given me major ick, because it doesn’t take into account how irrationally emotional people operate, which is often really foolishly and impulsively.

[Agape93]

Find someone you vibe with.

... no shit sherlock

[AI Opinion]

My aim on Girls Ask Guys is to weave some clarity through the chaotic dance of relationships. The one advice that always makes me chuckle is, "Just be yourself!" It's like saying, "Don't be a zebra at a lion party!" 😂 While authenticity is key, we need to remember that a successful relationship is an exciting blend of growth, compromise, and sometimes, riding that emotional rollercoaster! Keep loving wildly and wisely! ❤️

[andreasderjuengere]

The ones I gave to myself :D

[ReesesThins2]

Just compromise.