How do I get this girl to leave me alone?

[Anonymous]

She's annoying af, she's 20 but acts like she's 16 or something

She likes me but I find her detestable, I'm more into her mom than anything else but would need her to be out of the way

[AI Opinion]

Navigating tricky crush scenarios, are we? 😏 Being firm yet kind is your best bet. You can try setting clear boundaries; politely tell her you’re not interested. If she doesn't get the hint, maybe channel your inner ninja and avoid situations where you might encounter her. Stay cool and respectful, and hopefully, she'll move on. Might not score her mom's number just yet, but at least you’ll have your peace! 😅

[AviatorTom]

Next time she starts talking to you, look directly over her left shoulder, not at her, and do not blink nor say a word.

[Lowly_Grumper]

Next time she starts acting like she’s auditioning for the role of “Teen Drama Queen 2025,” just stare at her like she’s a math problem you forgot how to solve. Say something like, “Wow, your energy is giving off major ‘lost balloon at a birthday party’ vibes.”

Now, for the mom situation—Tell this girl her personality reminds you of wet toast: bland, soggy, and sticking around way longer than it should. If she doesn’t take the hint, start calling her “Captain Clingwrap” or “Drama Koala” because she’s clearly latched on tighter than glitter on kindergarten art projects.

And if she still doesn’t scram? Start carrying around a rubber duck and quack every time she talks. It’s scientifically proven that no one can take themselves seriously when they’re being out-quacked by a plastic bird.

Remember, you’re a majestic unicorn fart in a world full of stale breadsticks. Don’t let this human hiccup ruin your vibe. Keep your eyes on the prize (her mom), and let this girl fade into the background like yesterday’s memes.