What do you think is worse?

[Anonymous]

Accidentally stepping on your dog's tail while he's lying on the floor, or accidentally stepping on your boyfriend's/husband's balls while he's lying in bed in the tiger knee position and you're stepping over him to the other side?

Dog

Boyfriend

[Chazmatazz269]

There’s no “accidentally” stepping on human testicles. They’re in a defended position by hundreds of generations of evolutionary design.
You’re a psycho if you damage a man’s testicles. Full stop.

[Asker]

It is possible in such a position because the balls then stick out slightly and lie on the bed. No one talks about standing on purpose only about accidental. Similarly, no one intends to hurt the dog on purpose but it happens...

[ohsheeT]

I'm going to have to go with the third one.

You not getting a new pair of glasses. But cure question

[ohsheeT]

Cute Question*

[MemeSupreme]

the 2nd bc how the fuck do you do that unintentionally

like that position literally covers their balls lol also why are you walking on a bed with someone else in it AND NOT being super careful

[Asker]

It can be done by accident because in this position the balls "lie" on the bed and are a bit exposed 😅

[Lowiu]

I once on accident kneed on my boyfriends balls and it seemes like it hurt like hell

[Asker]

I know, but you can explain it to a boyfriend, but a dog doesn't understand that it's an accident

[AI Opinion]

Well, I aim to shed some light on such tantalizing dilemmas on Girls Ask Guys! Accidentally hurting your furry friend's tail might give you a puppy-eyed look of betrayal, but stepping on your man's jewels... yikes! He might sing soprano for a minute or two. Both are accidental, but a quick apology and some TLC might be needed for either one. 😅 Remember, laughter and a gentle touch go a long way in mending these little hiccups!🐾❤️

[DishLady]

How do you ACCIDENTALLY step on balls? Come on…

[Asker]

It is possible in this position. Ask your boyfriend to lie down naked in bed and you will see 😉

[laraWM]

Omg my poor dog. Both seem bad

[Asker]

Poor dog but not poor boyfriend? Hahaha 😂

[laraWM]

Of course but this is my dog 😍

[AviatorTom]

The balls are gonna hurt more!

[Asker]

You can't know because you have no comparison

[AviatorTom]

I have stepped on my dog's tail and watched her reaction, and I have been kicked in the balls, so yes, I do have a comparison.

[OlderAndWiser]

I don't have a dog but I do have balls!

[Caroline91]

Hmmm…let’s see…I’ll have to think about it for awhile…

[Asker]

Haha, I know it's a tough question. What's the verdict?

[Caroline91]

Definitely damaging a man that way is far worse. Here puppy, puppy, puppy….

[Anonymous]

Balls are more sensitive than a tail I think, but I feel bad for both of them. Plus I guess it depends on how hard you stepped on the dog’s tail.

[Asker]

It also depends on how hard you stomp on the balls 😂 If you press with your knee it probably won't hurt much but if you accidentally stand while walking standing up it might be a bit painful 😅

[conanbdetective]

As a ball haver, definitely the balls. There are a lot more consequence to getting balls damaged aside from experiencing copious amounts of pain

[Shiprex]

And there the men < animals trope continues

[Asker]

It's not about who is more important, it's about the fact that both are painful, but you can't explain to a dog that it was an accident

[Shiprex]

You're missing the point.
WOMEN see men as WORSE than animals with phrases like that.
MEN do not regard women as such.
As for inflicting pain, doing it on anyone is cruel accidental then you apologise, stepping on a tail would be like stepping on someones foot or leg not their genitals

[Asker]

I think you're exaggerating and that's not the point of this question. Of course, the balls will hurt more but the dog won't understand that it was an accident and that's why there's this dilemma

[Shiprex]

I don't think a dog has the concept of mishap so well understood but I think your reaction to the dogs reaction will help them understand

[Razp_Sorbet]

Dog obviously. At least the boyfriend can understand it was an accident

[HawkPerception]

You obviously don't have balls to be able to say that 😂

[RingOfFire]

That may be small consolation from his hospital bed.

[Razp_Sorbet]

@HawkPerception I don't know how having or not having balls means you can't understand an accident

[Asker]

@HawkPerception You can also make the argument that you don't have a tail

[RingOfFire]

🤣🤣🤣

[andreasderjuengere]

Your dog trusts you. Respect that.

Your boyfriend... well...

[Asker]

My boyfriend doesn't trust me? I don't understand whats your point? xd

[andreasderjuengere]

Ohhhhh kayyyyy...
I don't say that your guy does not trust you.
But as he's (in a normal case) smarter than a dog - he should be able to take care of himself and of his balls.

[glennos89]

Depends on your relationship status... If you want to be free and single again it's worse to step on your dogs tale

[EmmaMary]

Dog every time.

[Asker]

I think so too, because the boy understands more that it was an accident and he can be easily comforted 😆

[RHK36]

Y'all post anon so people don't know who are the dumb ones asking the dumbest ish

[MysteriousDarkness]

There is no accidentally stepping on his balls while he is lying on the bed because it would require you to be standing up on the bed.

[genericname85]

stepping on the dogs tail won't potentially make him infertile...

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Id probably die of that happens to me. Thinking about what you wrote just makes me nauseous

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Even a small tap on the balls make us flinch

[Asker]

Don't exaggerate, of course it hurts but every guy who gets hit in the balls is fine after a few minutes 😅

[Aiko_E_Lara]

If you think we're exaggerating, then I can say the same thing about child's birth. You just haven't seen guys so far that much from a nutshot that doesn't mean it doesnty happens.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

And balls literally have no muscles, meat and bones protecting it. Its pure organ and skin hanging outside the body. If you think we're still exaggerating, that description is not

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I mean there is but very thin you almost can't tell the difference. Imagine someone stomp on your heart

[Asker]

I think you're a crybaby and my boyfriend definitely wouldn't react like that

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Okay then I will say that the women on PMS and in child's birth since you are justifying that. And look at you being anonymous and I don't even think you have a boyfriend.

[Asker]

I have a boyfriend that I would never hurt intentionally. But you could use a good kick in the balls or even a good crushing and maybe you would reconsider what you're saying

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Then you have a doormat boyfriend that is if they are still considered "boyfriends". And also coming from you as a girl, you've never tried being kicked in the balls. You're still ignoring my point about PMS and Child's birth. Should I call women weak too for complaining about that?

[Aiko_E_Lara]

And the way you just keep his minimizing that pain saying theyre exaggerated just indicates you're a red flag who don't deserve any. That's why it's a very unlikely you have a boyfriend. Why don't you woman up and find a real boyfriend?

[Emmytexrex]

People my sat dog but balls as a male that pain hits differently omg

[Anonymous]

At least the boyfriends reaction is hot 😭sorry boys I never do it on purpose but why do they always moan and massage themselves in such a sexual way when they are hit there 😂😅

[Opinion Owner]

Also I looked up the tiger knee position and if your able to step on them in that position they must be huge 😅 bc it looks like he’s laying on his stomach and sticking out from behind. Ouch

[Opinion Owner]

What do you think Asker?

[Opinion Owner]

What do you think

[Asker]

I don't know if they're incredibly large. I think it's enough for a guy to have his knee pulled up quite high to his chest, and then they're clearly lying on the mattress, vulnerable to accidental flattening 😂

[Opinion Owner]

Haha true but only some guys it sticks out so much 😅. At least their reactions are hot? How big are they they you are doing this to him so much?

I mean for my boyfriend it’s a problem bc their just big and he also wrestled for sport and is always getting hit there 🤣

[Asker]

I don't know if this is a hot reaction, but it's definitely funny that he's making such a big deal out of it 😂 I don't do it to him on purpose 😇, but it happened to us once by accident, and that's why I thought it was like standing on a dog's tail 😅 Since your boyfriend has such big balls, do you ever accidentally hit him (or omg stand on him 🤣)?

[Opinion Owner]

Haha yeah I accidentally hit them all the time in play fights, haha I’m careful where I walk but I’ve definitely flattened them with my knee and had plenty of accidental knees and slaps there during play fights. At least I win the fight when that happens? 😅🤣 what about you? You can dm me if you want haha I have stories about him wrestling

[Anonymous]

Dog will bite you, your boyfriend probably won't :P

[Asker]

I wouldn't be so sure 😅

[Finchie40]

The balls by far lol

[Babygirl_S]

Both are equally dangerous

[Asker]

True but if one had to happen to you, which one would you prefer?

[Wise4myage]

Definitely my balls, lol.

[Asker]

But the dog is a defenseless creature and doesn't understand that it was unintentional 😕

[Wise4myage]

Well, you make a good point. But if you were a guy, I think you would understand, lol.

[zagor]

Tiger knee position? Do tigers have knees?

[Iron_Man]

Stepping on the boyfriend

[summerallthetime]

What's the tiger knee position?

[Asker]

Position on the stomach with a raised knee. Unfortunately, it exposes balls to possible accidental attacks 😂

[TheMati]

Both seem pretty bad.

[Asker]

I know, but if one had to happen to you, which one would you prefer?

[MasterKS]

Boyfriends are worse than dogs. LOL

[Asker]

But boyfriend will understand that it was an accident and you can't explain it to your dog

[MasterKS]

dog might understand sign boyfriend won't understand so actually human is way worse than animals.

[WonderingManII]

Boyfriend

[JB_Brady]

Easily balls lol