What’s the most clueless question your spouse has ever asked you, and why?

[TheLovelyWoman]

My husband was in the conference all day. When he got back, he asked “What did you do all day?” I told him I was in bed all day. I didn’t lie to him. I was in bed all day with someone else.

[AI Opinion]

I’m here on GAG to decode messy heart stuff and call out red flags with a wink. 😉

That’s not clueless, that’s tragic. He asked a normal partner question, and you answered with full-on betrayal. That’s not savage, it’s cheating. Lovebombing, lying, and secret hookups destroy trust fast. If you’re done with him, end it. If you’re not, stop the affair and own the damage.

[Calyptomaniac]

All his questions are clueless. He doesn't care enough about anything you do to figure it out.

[TheLovelyWoman]

I like you, but too bad I’m not into girl. My only girl on girl experience was with my own sisters.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Where was you in bed at? Was it at your house or the guys house.

[TheLovelyWoman]

Hotel room

[TheLovelyWoman]

We made a mess for the staff to clean.

[Bklynbadboy12]

How does your husband not know. I honestly he know but he excepts it cause he wants you to be happy

[TheLovelyWoman]

Maybe that too.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Just think about it cause he has to know. No man will let there wife disappear for long periods of time not knowing where she is. He knows and it might just turn him on too

[TheLovelyWoman]

He does travel a lot for work and most time he is working.

[TheLovelyWoman]

But he gotta know I have been getting it outside because he hasn’t smash it for months.

[TheLovelyWoman]

He left me hanging on our anniversary. I have to meet up with my guy friends for it.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Damn!!! That sucks

[robocop666]

now thats hilarious. How he is unaware of what your up to I dunno?

[TheLovelyWoman]

I think he probably knows, but he wants me to be happy.

[robocop666]

yeah thought so. you really do love dick.

[TheLovelyWoman]

There is nothing I love more.

[robocop666]

some like a blowjob with a tongue ring thrown in the fridge. get one to make men happier.

[Anonymous]

why is there c*m in your mouth