What do you think of our Lord and savior, Cthulhu?

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DJTheoretical · Accepted Answer

I can only say that my lord and savior is invoked by saying this rite.

Ṯ̔ͥ͡o͎̙͕͚͆͗҉ ̸̨ͩi̧̒͗҉̢̛n͢v̜̥̙͐҉̷̷o̧̻̘̺̓̈́͜kͯ̎͛́҉ȩ͕̪͙͚ͮ̀́ ̘͜t̢͍̙̖̜̃h̡͙̦̗e͔̜ͨ͝ ̵̕h̯͕ͦͫͪi̸̫̜̾̈́ͨ͢v̮̟̗̺ͤ̑e̶̴͛͐̿͘͠-̪͗͑̅̌ṃ̈́̀͠i̸̵̝̰͈̾̆͆̽͡ͅn͉͙̟̊ͧͧͅd̨̛͇͚͢͡ ̱̿ͮͩ̑r̸̷̢̯̹͞e̢͔̹̯̹p̡̧̜̮̠̽̚͜ŗ͈͖͆͂̆̉͜ͅ͏́eͩ͆̄̔̀se̡̛̠̺͛͢n̶̼̗̖̞͠t̖ͥi͖̯ͩͩ͌n҉g̶͘͡͞ ͇̣̟̏̋̍c̩h̶͖͒a̢̤̗̜̐ơ̵̊̔͟͠s̮̙̭̭͑ͬͬ͟,̶̢̡ͬ͐
t̡͕̜͆͋̅̕̕͠h̺̑͜ē̳̺͏͘ ͈̪͇̊f̛̲̺͖̐͞e̶̘͑ͭ͢ͅ҉e̛̥͔̗̊͋ͭ͜͞l̨̡͋͢ḯ̲́n̵̢̖͒̕g̶͗ͬ̄̌́͘ ͖͙͕͈͂o̅ͤ̉̅f̷̧͓̱̼͔ͤͯ̎͢͠ ̵̮̤͋ͧ͡͠c̢̯̩̈̀͟͞h̦̲̝̲a̸̧͔̹̣ͫ͊̏͆ọ̹ͫͮ͋͡͞s̷͇͌͆̕͝,̸͇ͦͣ
ẁ̸͔̳i̋̎ͮ҉t̨̓͞͏̨h̎͋ͦͨ͘ō̫̟ͦ̓͘͢u̴̶ͮͯ̄͘͠t̲̣ͭͩ̾͡ ̵̝͇̲͐̾̃͡o̥̫͋ͨ͂̇r̛̙̝̄d̢̖͚͜҉e̶̡̮̭̺͘͝r͕̚.
̸̛͇̙ͨ͊ͨ͒́͜ ̶̬̱̖͐́̕͝T̵̈̏̃͐҉̢h̶̢̭͉̭͚ͭ́̓͝e̴̫̚͝ ̱̭̇͊̄ǹ̞̱̆҉̸͘e̓z̴͖͙̊̏͌̚̕p̴̼̫̮ͣͪ͠͠ẻ̓ͅr̬͓̹ḑ͖͆͋͛̕͟i̵̷̡ͧͩa͓̰͍͎n̴̷̻̮̿ͫ̿̀̕ ̖̯͙͎̍̍̎͏͘ẖ̫̰͚̂̚i̐v̶ͦ̓ȅ̶̳̗͇͓͑ͩ̅́́-̘̟͔̈́̽ͣͫm̶̨̙҉i͒̽ͭͧ̕n̷̴̤̿̓ͤ͠d̛̖͂̅͂̉͏ ̖̗̤̝҉̸̧͟of̞͗͋͘ ̡͘͝͝ċ̳h̴̡͇̝̬̝ͦ̑́̏̕a̸̵̩͍̫͎ͮ̌͐͝o̶̴̖͉͞s̛,̦̮̍ ͇̓͆͊Ẑ̵̡̻͒̎ǎl̶̽ġ̟̯̳ͥ̾͟͡͝o̴̙̓̔.̵̡̛̼ͯ̎͐͢ͅͅ
͇̻̥͕̈̊͐H̺̦͛́͘҉̴e̷̍̍̓ ̧̄͛ͤ̈̀͢͠w͕͒h͍ͅo̢͕̞̻̕ ̸͇͈ͧͥ̀͢w̴̛̯͟͟a̗̲͔͕̋͆͡ï͖̼͉͉̑ͧt̂̆̽͘s̰̏̌͢͢ ̿b̷̹̦̓͂͐ͭͅe̡̊͊͢͝͠h͚́i̵̋ͦ̀n͇̬̳ͫ̌̎ḏ̋̽̈́́͢ ̦̍t͎ͯ́͘h̴̢̛̛̭e̓͌̕͢͞ ̱̦͍̩w̶̷̮̏͏ȃ̤̱̑ͥͣ͜͠ĺ̨̚͢͝ľ̜͉̐,
.̫̫͑ ̤̙ͫͅ҉Z̫̜A̸̺̟̞̕͘͠L͇͒͞Ḡ̸̈͆Ơ̷͢͠!̱̹̜̥̑ͣ͋̽͘͢͞

Phoenix98 · Accepted Answer

Cthulhu, Azhorra-Tha, Ialdagorth, Mh'ithrha and all other elder gods for life all hail the necronomicon.

Let's go play with the rats in the walls and on the mountain of madness.

Lmao so many direct Lovecraft references.

MlleCake · Accepted Answer

No way man. I am Pastafarian. I have been touched by his noodly appendage. FSM always!

A-mac · Accepted Answer

He'll never measure up to Harambe, NEVER!!!

jacquesvol · Answer

I prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster but I respect you!

JudgmentDay · Answer

#NoLivesMatter Cthulhu will bring about the end of everyone and everything as we know it, enjoy oblivion :-P

googeee · Answer

He's awesome. at least once a day, I have sex with a witch on a ritual pentagram to make him stronger.

RedThread · Answer

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killjoy2017 · Answer

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag

InfoBot · Answer

Seems like a nice guy, I play tennis with him on a Thursday.

Pomegranate139 · Answer

Sorry, but I only hail Satan.

John_Doesnt · Answer

I accepted him and his dark powers long ago.

Shadow44 · Answer

He's the reason I don't make fun of Aquaman

tazzdevil68 · Answer

my Lord and saviour is Jesus Christ, and he's Great to me.

disgustingweebtrash · Answer

Sorry, Kek is my God.

rgb008 · Answer

You have a tentacle fetish, eh?

Kataclyst · Answer

He can fist me any day.

ladsin · Answer

He's a dick...

Mario24 · Answer

we must to sacrifice to awaken the cracken.

kerthle · Answer

Innsmouth is my temple

TonyRyanAgain · Answer

No, dicks out for Harambe!

QuietRunner · Answer

May Cthulhu continue to guide and protect us.

jdrrichmond · Answer

Don't say his name aloud.

maxcates · Answer

10/10. Would hit with boat.

Maxemeister · Answer

I guess he's gonna save us?

lEat70sBush · Answer

Never heard of it.

maxmax321 · Answer

i for one welcome our new fish overlords

mittens92999 · Answer

Who?

Midget_Hug · Answer

Meh.

Seppelson · Answer

hahahahaa

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