How do I summon Satan and Lucifer and zozo using the Ouija board?

[Anonymous]

I'm wanting to summon them and use the Ouija board to do it

[skullfvcked]

Yo. Theistic satanist and occultist here, so I know about this shit. First of all, I recommend not evoking anything, especially at a novice level. Satan is certainly not one to summon for sport. Neither is Lucifer. I'm not sure if Zozo is even an actual entity/being. I have never come across this name before except for those videos on Youtube, which I suspect are fake. And that's the thing, this "Zozo" is only known for being an ouija demon of sorts, if you will, so I have doubt. I wouldn't even trust an ouija bored ever. You never know who or what you're talking to. Spirits can indeed be deceiving. You'll think you're talking to your deceased grandmother, but oh, no. Turns out Grandma isn't really Grandma and is a sinister spirit instead

[Tomriss]

Lucifer and satan are different?

[CyclopsFawn]

Why would Satan bother with you? Wouldn't you think he has more important things to do? What do you even want to summon them all for? Throwing a party but don't have any friends? So many questions.

[bobfox88]

Sorry for the random question but why do girls wear shorts like nike pros under their skirts and dresses :(((

[CyclopsFawn]

I've seen you ask this to at least one other person. Submit an actual question if you're so desperate for multiple answers instead of hijacking a different one.

[vishna]

Watch A Dark Song, you will get all the answers you really need.

[jennifer_bloom]

Go ahead but don't get angry when you become road kill.

[Anonymous]

You've been watching too many horror movies and tv kid. They aren't real. I think I know what you are thinking or trying to do. Trying to sell your soul in exchange for something you really want? Well good luck with that, it's all fake hollywood made up nonsense. Because if it's real then many people would have been able to trade their souls away for easy lives by now. I mean you can keep trying but it's never gonna happen or work, no matter how desperate you are, it's all wishful thinking. And besides, you know what else people say? Careful what you wished for.

[kierokaract3]

I wouldn't recommend it but if you really want to you just play the board and call on him. (Then wait for him to rip your heart out.) Lmao

[Classicallycool]

Try turning it off and on again and if that doesn't work just bash the side of it and blow into any compartments

[TripleAce]

say Bloody Mary 5 times with a mirror beside you, burn a black candle... and give up your soul and freedom after death to the devil... then maybe

[Guyofallguys2]

Put a knife in the toaster, switch the toaster on, and try to grab the knife in the active toaster. If you can do this twice in a rapid succession, he will appear before you within 30 seconds.

[DJay_AUS]

Sounds like the beginnings of a memorable party. Soz I got another engagement, say hi for me.

[Deathraider]

Well it's pretty simple.

Buy the board from Hasbros.

Bring it home and open up the instructions.

Then summon the devil using a board game.

Sounds perfectly logical.

[Anonymous]

You gonna need gay orgy going on and lots of blood.

[Anonymous]

My dude, you're gonna have to pay extra for use of that Ouija board. I told you already, PayPal or Bitcoin.

[Anonymous]

I thought Satan and Lucifer were merely different denominations for the same entity.

[zagor]

They are. This guy will probably wind up summoning Danny DeVito.

[Opinion Owner]

@zagor Just imagine him getting out of OP's couch yelling "YOU WHORE!"
http://i.imgur.com/UdgKSeG.jpg

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Phttttp. That doesn't work. You need to use a possessed scrabble set

[John_Doesnt]

Open your favorite bottle of white wine and eventually you will believe you summoned Satan.

[BirdFly]

There is no Satan or lucifer or any other stupid made up shits.

[Völva]

Zozo isn’t real but I’m not sure about the other. But a ouija board doesn’t summon fallen angels.

[ladsin]

Who's Zozo?

[Asker]

a demonic entity

[ladsin]

Think I recognize the name

[GuysConfuseMeMan]

Don't fuck with a Ouija Board.

[SmoMan71]

Just get really fucking high first.

[Anonymous]

I'm just gunna send Saint Michael to you dude.

[eleonora29]

Why can you wish actions?

[WhoDatGuy]

You can't because they dont exist. Grow up!

[LegateLanius]

You gotta go to backpage. com

[OfDeath]

Probably LSD might work.

[Revolver_]

I've done it before, but I can't tell you how

[tigermanchris]

YouTube. com/summonsatannow

[UltimateGohan]

This is all fake

[karahiri]

Give them cookies

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

Do it on a full moon

[CT_CD]

You can't

[Ichewonplastic]

Haha

[MrCrowley]

Hi, I'm him