If red wine represents Jesus' blood, what does white wine represent?

[NovissimumVirorum]

Something

Nothing

Jesus gave me a golden shower

[SergeantSmoke]

Good Question! Well, Jesus gave a Metaphor... a Reminder that he died for us. Wine is specified in the Bible as a drink of pleasure, and hard work finished, Which means Wine was a POPULAR thing in Bible times, and Jesus used wine to metaphorize his death because it was drunken often, and he should be remembered often... Maybe White wine wasn't a thing back then?

[BeMuse]

Fish urinate...

Ίησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ

[EmmaMary]

That has just reminded me to put more bottles of white wine in the cooler. Thank you.

[mistixs]

My church actually serves grape juice for communion

[esotericstory]

Why?

[TrueAquarius]

@mistixs is it Welch's I will drink it.

[ZeussLightningBolt]

@esotericstory It's a Black church

[mistixs]

@ZeussLightningBolt no it's not a black church

[mistixs]

@esotericstory The Methodists invented grape juice (yes, invented - grape juice was invented for this purpose) in the 18th and 19th centuries, because they were avid supporters of the Temperance (anti-alcohol) Movement, so they wanted a non-alcoholic communion.
www.umc.org/.../why-do-most-methodist-churches-serve-grape-juice-instead-of-wine

@TrueAquarius Yes. Thomas Bramwell Welch was the Methodist that invented Grape Juice for the purpose of a non-alcoholic communion.

[mistixs]

So yes, this means that anyone who drinks Welch's Grape Juice is actually drinking a juice that was invented to represent the blood of Christ.

[esotericstory]

Strange, in my country Christianity introduced the drinking of beer to deal with the black plague but they kept brewing it after lol, all the way until today.

[mistixs]

@esotericstory Yeah, Christianity was historically fine with drinking alcohol in moderation (getting drunk was a sin).
It was only in the 18th/19th centuries that certain Christian denominations (including Methodism) became opposed to any consumption of alcohol & thereby started the Temperance Movement.

[NovissimumVirorum]

Are you Methodist?

[mistixs]

Yeah, why?

[NovissimumVirorum]

Eruditio et religio

[Hurdleez-Swampede]

Maybe His urine. I have no idea of a red versus white comparison expect with Indians vs white people.

[mikeylarcj]

His piss lol am just kidding dude I have no idea I just made that shit up lol 😅

[mrArcher]

It's the holy spirit.
See what I did there?

[mistixs]

I don't understand

[mrArcher]

@mistixs Spirit... Alcoholic drink...

[NovissimumVirorum]

They serve scotch in a Scottish church

[mrArcher]

Not surprised at all :))

[mistixs]

Oh, I don't drink alcohol so that's why I didn't understand

[englisc]

It represents the Jizz of Christ.

[DollySummers]

White wine signifies purity. A vow or a promise.

[MannMitAntworten]

The tears of my enemies.

[Joker_]

I'm asexual

[NovissimumVirorum]

Jesus was in you

[Joker_]

Thank you

[NovissimumVirorum]

Whalecum

[ecfresh]

A fun Friday night?

[John_Doesnt]

Are you implying jizz?

[JosyJosy]

Cum Cum Cum Cum!

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Lol.
That's what I said.
We're going to hell

[JosyJosy]

@ZeussLightningBolt I'm sorry, I automatically thought of the champagne being opened, spraying everywhere.

Let's go with piss, like it's any better *shrug*

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Oh God! I didn't even think of that.
I was gonna say puss, but piss is yellow. Lol

[JosyJosy]

@ZeussLightningBolt Ahhh fuck, man I'm eating!

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Lol.
That's YOUR bad

[JosyJosy]

@ZeussLightningBolt rip :(

[buttcrackjoe]

Oh wow i feel innocent now saying piss i thought i was naughty gosh darn it yal’ fucked up

[JosyJosy]

@buttcrackjoe Hahahha ;)

[buttcrackjoe]

His piss yo

[ZeussLightningBolt]

His cum

[TrueAquarius]

His semen

[Liam_Hayden]

Nada

[ChiPaPa]

The devil's sweat.

[esotericstory]

His sweat.

[CT_CD]

Nothing