Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon?

[smahala1991]

Im sure thats why everyone went to Jerusalem. To trade in their Camels for a Toyota because Caesar Augustus was offering low APR financing on every new Camry for well qualified buyers with approved credit.
This is a joke question not meaning to blasphemy.

[N192K001]

How unfortunate.

His family may have started-out with Toyotas, but the Messiah chose the superior vehicle in the end.

Evidence of Honda being divine?

That said, it seems that (without even knowing it) I chose my car well, too.

[smahala1991]

I thought of this meme too

[Gavyn]

Yeah, Mary and Joseph had already gotten a new whip to accommodate him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[smahala1991]

They had to clerance the 1 BCs to make room for the year 0s

[CaptainSmartass]

Yep. She got a pre-reg Auris for 25% off list price. Nice deal...

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

Im sure while virgin mary was expecting, she would have preferred that new camry over a camel. 😂

[smahala1991]

The interest charges would have floored them though lol

[Jjpayne]

Where do you think they learned all the sale pitches, Jews are very smart :)

[CaptainSmartass]

Maybe. Although it's known that Joseph really had a Ford Escort RS2000. He needed it for his work in the Mossad.

Simples...

[legalboxers]

I thought they were "Land Rovers" to protect from the heat and sand.

[Sheyhoney]

Wtf 😂

[D_Bone_Steak]

Lolz...