FREeZE!! God Or Satan has challenged you to a fight of any kind! Who are you fighting, what kind of fight are you doing, & why?

[Spiritofn]

Don’t be a b*tch sup f0k

[N192K001]

As crazy at it sounds, I might take the challenge from the Almighty, but I'd have to be ready pay the price for the experience of a lifetime & a special, exclusive blessing from the Most High Himself… assuming there really is a Grand Administrator, He's is יהוה ("YHVH"), and He still behaves according to His known track-record.It might not be as bad as expected, considering the known precedent of יעקב ("Ya'aqov"; commonly 「Jacob」)'s cryptic struggle with God where he was allowed to win (Genesis 32:22-32; Hosea 12:4)… but paid the price of permanent injury henceforth.

But what would my price to pay be? The fight would probably be epic if He's going to allow for a fighting chance. But as to what match exactly, that is a good question.

On 1hand, a martial-arts showdown would be freaking awesome. But a cooking-competition would also be Heavenly (literally, taste-wise!), so I could experience something cooked by the hands of God Himself. A military strategy video-game match (ex. my childhood go-to Command & Conquer series' Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge) would also be epic to me.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

There's no chance against none of them. God can't be touched or defeated at all as He is the Most High and Almighty.

And Satan is a powerful evil angel that's only subjected to the authority of Jesus Christ and God's word.

Without Jesus or God's word Satan can't be defeated.

[LilyoftheLake]

Satan. I'm not fighting something omnipotent.
And I guess... A fistfight? Since Satan doesn't have a physical form?

[Snsl153]

I would challenge either of them to a game of chess. No one has ever beaten me at that game, and they never will.

[AmysQs5]

Challenging Satan for sure. I'd meet him in Georgia for a fiddle duel. And if he's out playing me, kick him in the nuts while he's playing lmao.

[trumpets310]

Lol you beat me to it, there's known history of the devil going down to Georgia to compete in a fiddle competition

[Anonymous]

Satan would be an honest fight with less backstabbing and more productive actions. God would throw a pity party and bitch, all whilst bribing someone else to go stab you in the back while you aren’t paying attention.

[jshm2]

That would be fucking stupid. Like shooting at a hurricane.

[Guy13]

I’m already fighting Satan and I’m using the full armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18). I do not see a need to change that Biblical approach

[call_me_scar]

I'd challenge both to a water bottle drinking competition as I just inhale that shit when its good water

[Adronicus]

Satan, I'd have a mirror to show the things that skulk in the dark what they've become.

[Panzer21]

Greatswords, daggers, full plate armor. Equal fight, to the death.

[Jamesshinobi]

id challenge God to a dick measuring contest. "whip it out big guy!"

[Fuentes]

Man I'm fighting Satan and his people everyday, what do you mean, this isn't new everyday we box

[captain_voidwalker]

Fighting stating, bare knuckle boxing, because I just wanna beat the bricks off his arrogant ass.

[D_Bone_Steak]

We will cross swords!

[Wubs3000]

I challenge god to a fight of who can sin the most

[theocray19]

Satan and prayer