Am I going to hell for farting in a church?

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The religion states that god created us, meaning that he created our natural bodily functions aswell, so will you go to hell for having a normal bodily function in a church? I doubt it.

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- Shamalien
  
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  …so what if he shartded in church 😂
  
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  petitedollbabee
  
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  Still a bodily function 😂
  
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- Shamalien
  
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  So you can shit your pants in church and god approves
  
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  petitedollbabee
  
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  He created our bodies and their functions didn’t he, so I don’t see why not lol.
  
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- Shamalien
  
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  I’m going to take the most righteous shit tomorrow morning. Praise the lawd!
  
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  petitedollbabee
  
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  Ahahaha
  
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electromagnetic Follow
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Absolutely. You’re suppose to keep them inside until you go into the confession chambers.

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FunkyMonkee Follow
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I've done it many times!! I'm still here!
You just have to remember that religion is man-made so, it doesn't matter at all!

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Why are questions like this even on here?

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jshm2 Follow
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In a church or in a chapel
Lift your leg, and let it rattle.

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Straight to hell where you will spend eternity in a cloud of interminable flatulence emitted by the most grotesque of fat old men solely on diets of left over Indian food.

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Only in hail and exhail or hold yours breath until the smell go away.
Hell won't know there all dead wrong. Right!

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No, God was laughing his butt off when you did it.

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Where in scripture is righteous flatulence prohibited?

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No, but you made the church smell like he'll.

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Yes, eternal purgatory is yours.

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To put it simply, no.

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U can't be serious right now

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