What punishment awaits me in Hell?

[purplepoppy]

Now I'm an atheist so I don't believe in heaven or hell but let's assume on this rare occasion I'm actually wrong. Overall I think I live a good life, I don't break the law, I do good deeds, charity work etc. On the negative side I'm an atheist, I'm promiscuous, I've broke a few of the 10 commandments including coverting my neighbours donkey. And as for the 7 deadly sins guilty as charged.
So IF I'm wrong what punishment does the wrathful god have in store for me?

[hellionthesagereborn]

That depends on which religion and your interpretation of the religion. More then likely because you where focused on the physical your punishment will be based on that, you have little beyond your physical pleasure and that itself is hell because you refuse to develop beyond that self indulgent stage. So If you go by Dante's ideas of hell you would be in the whirling maelstrom as you where unable to control your emotions and desires so in hell they will control you. If you go through other interpretations it could be that you will have the desire but not the means to relieve it (kind of like the hungry ghosts of asia) so that it becomes all consuming not unlike what you allowed to happen in life (as its your priority leaving you unbalanced and deprived in other aspects of life). So it entirely depends on your views of hell and which hell you are referring to.

[JackSmy]

I was raised Christian, but left, because so many I knew were horrible liars and hypocrites!! If you assume that the Christian 'god' is the one you will face, why would such an All-Knowing, All-Seeing, Loving God, want to send any of 'His' children to eternal Damnation, especially when you say you have lived a mostly 'good' life, and so a few occasional moments, and simple fornication, but just squealing, at the orgasm? Can't such a Deity see the 'weakness' and forgive those little things?

Ok, maybe the Donkey thing, might mean a few centuries doing 'penance', oh, wait, that is Catholic, isn't it? Were you Catholic before?
What if your 'punishments' for the little things is just a hard spanking? :) :)

[MissDawn7961]

I am a Christian and thank you for leaving us

[JackSmy]

@MissDawn7961 Sorry that you said that. I can feel Jesus's love in that statement! Bless you, and I wish you the best! Seems like you just proved the reason I left.

[Daniela1982]

God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross to forgive our sins. It is a free gift of God, not someone won by good deeds. However, a gift is only good if your freely receive that gift of salvation. If you refuse it you are on your own and would then have to be perfect to attain Heaven by your own works, and no one is perfect. So basically you are your own worst enemy and are condemning yourself.

[JackSmy]

@Daniela1982 But what if the things you believe are totally wrong? What if the Bible was just written by angry men, judging others, and part of the time?
What if there are many different paths to 'god' and all of the religions are 'right' in their ways, to their perception of 'god'?
Who are you to say what is RIGHT?

[sejla]

I personally don't think if there is a creator, god, universal being that that entity is micromanaging us. Just do your best to be a good person and that is all you can do. Since the dead can't report back we really don't know what is going to happen. Watching my mom pass and my experience with seeing her spirit leave I do believe we continue to exist in some form even if we are only specs in the universe. People need to worry less about hell and more about not creating hell on earth.

[Daniela1982]

Well there are degrees of hell depending on what you did on earth. Hitler's hell will undoubtedly be worse than yours. There is another verse that says they will be cast into the outer darkness and there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. But more seems to said about the Lake of Fire but I think that place was meant for the devil and his angels and for the beast and the false prophet.

[normalice]

The idea of clever punishments in hell is actually not anywhere in the bible. It's supposed to just be a boring lake of fire where you burn forever but never die. Those who failed to remember the Sabbath would be on equal footing as those who systematically committed every sin possible. Which I'd why recent attempts have been made to establish a hierarchy in hell, with punishments fitting the sin.

So, in your case, you'd probably be permanently given a prepubescent body and put into a permanent loop as an extra in an Oliver twist musical take.

[markscott]

Nobody earns their way to heaven. it's a gift. As fare a hell is concerned. There is no hell. The word is never used in the bible. What is thought of as hell, is the lake of fire. Where the evil angels and those who persist in evil go. They will be consumed by the fire, not burn on and on through the ages.

[Lliam]

That was great. You're so funny.
I'm in the same boat as you. So if "we" go to Hell, may it be the hottest party spot full of cool people, amazing food, drink and entertainment. It's where all the dead rock stars have gone.
And the joke is, the boring people who want to live in clouds, listen to harp music and get patted on the head will think they are in Heaven.

[Duckysback]

I’m pretty sure hell is just like a waiting room at the dentist but they never actually call your name. You just have to sit there with tepid coffee and the same 3 movies on repeat.

[Guyvo]

Good one
What about you wake up and suddenly you have a life together with your crush.
After you go back to bed and sleep etc. You wake up with your normal life.
Not really a hell in my opinion but I think its a interesting scenario

[Anonymous]

I really have no idea. I tried to think of one but I just keep getting reminded of how much of a stupid human idea hell is. 😂 Like it's so comical how and why we create these things. That's the price of intelligence I guess. We create these things because it's possible for us to feel/comprehend fear. It's just a product of our fears mixed with our imagination. Then people throw morals in there to try and get people to believe in different beliefs. But of course, people will inevitably disagree so the beliefs slowly morph into other things that fit their narratives.

[laurieluvsit]

I can't imagine that it will be anything very nice.

... Wait! ... that's nice! ... lol

[MrOracle]

Just when I think I couldn't love you more, you post something like this. Hahahahaha.

[laurieluvsit]

@MrOracle ... lol

I was hoping someone would get a kick out of it, thank you! :)

[FatherJack]

Being locked into an eternally " in session " Houses Of Parliament and forced to listen to all the BS lies and pompous bollocks they spout for eternity !!

[purplepoppy]

Shit that means everyone in uk is currently dead

[MrOracle]

Hmm.. perhaps doomed to waiting at the UK equivalent of the DMV with bad elevator music, or maybe having bad sex and being at the edge of orgasm but never actually being able to get there. Who knows? I mean, it makes for a good story, right? LOL.

[Randomawkwardness]

Honestly if we're all going to hell it's probably going to be pretty fun. I mean, the whole deal was anyone who sins gets down there, right? Very few hardcore religious people would even make it to heaven

[Ro0kie]

How could you believe in something that doesn't even exist? If you are out to insult US believers in God, you have to repent. Otherwise someone you love will come down with you to tell you "You did this to yourself, now you're all by yourself". If I didn't answer your question, who am I to judge? You dont like me corrections. Im not scared of your amplification. So go and rejoice with God your almighty.

[Ro0kie]

#JESUSChristWE❤youGOD

[Riddler1412]

Apparently God will forgive you if you repent, but I'm not really a believer, so what the HELL do I know.
The most efficient punishment would be to make you not fulfill your needs and desires, every single day.

[BlacklightShade]

You’d be forced to clean the devil’s latrine with your only toothbrush while you spend eternity in hell with purity Christians.

[slatyb]

First you'll be poked with the soft cushions, then an entire morning in the comfy chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAxkcPoLYcQ

[slatyb]

Or maybe you'll go to hell with Jack William's Dad:

www.youtube.com/watch

[slatyb]

"For those who live fair, true, and well, there's only heaven, there is no hell."

[Mdwakel]

There are two categories
1. You didn't build your own body so there's (God ) or someone you have to pay for him or pray for him. If you couldn't do that you gonna be punished with laws as a thief
2. There are people who destroys other's things or kills others. They have to pay multiple times.
Nothing is for free
, but we can't use money to buy more lives or we can't take money with us when we die.. So how do you gonna pay your debit?

[nerms123]

You’re probably one of the most ethical people on the planet tbh.

[myst101]

well you could have the circles of hell like in dante's inferno

[LordSnuggles]

An eternity of being at verge of orgasm but no matter what, you'll never get it.

[SilverSnaik]

I'm agnostic, god does not exist, but a higher power may. I also personally believe we each get our personal heaven and personal hell depending on what we think we should get on the very moment we die, and our personal heaven is what we loved the most to do in life or what we want our heaven, and the exact opposite for our hell

[MissDawn7961]

you do not exist either you dinosaur

[SilverSnaik]

OH I wish I didn't

[TremorJay]

I'm non-religious, but somewhat spiritual. Anyways, I thought about giving this a creative twist. I hope you don't mind:

You will be seated on a two legged stool and someone will read all of your best jokes indefinitely

[TheDarkNighty]

You'll be in an ever-lasting relationship with a guy who has a small penis and didn't lose his virginity until you arrived.

[MissDawn7961]

you mean like yours?

[TheDarkNighty]

@MissDawn7961 You’ve been to hell and back?