What punishment awaits me in Hell?

Question

Now I'm an atheist so I don't believe in heaven or hell but let's assume on this rare occasion I'm actually wrong. Overall I think I live a good life, I don't break the law, I do good deeds, charity work etc. On the negative side I'm an atheist, I'm promiscuous, I've broke a few of the 10 commandments including coverting my neighbours donkey. And as for the 7 deadly sins guilty as charged.
So IF I'm wrong what punishment does the wrathful god have in store for me?

hellionthesagereborn · Accepted Answer

That depends on which religion and your interpretation of the religion. More then likely because you where focused on the physical your punishment will be based on that, you have little beyond your physical pleasure and that itself is hell because you refuse to develop beyond that self indulgent stage. So If you go by Dante's ideas of hell you would be in the whirling maelstrom as you where unable to control your emotions and desires so in hell they will control you. If you go through other interpretations it could be that you will have the desire but not the means to relieve it (kind of like the hungry ghosts of asia) so that it becomes all consuming not unlike what you allowed to happen in life (as its your priority leaving you unbalanced and deprived in other aspects of life). So it entirely depends on your views of hell and which hell you are referring to.

JackSmy · Accepted Answer

I was raised Christian, but left, because so many I knew were horrible liars and hypocrites!! If you assume that the Christian 'god' is the one you will face, why would such an All-Knowing, All-Seeing, Loving God, want to send any of 'His' children to eternal Damnation, especially when you say you have lived a mostly 'good' life, and so a few occasional moments, and simple fornication, but just squealing, at the orgasm? Can't such a Deity see the 'weakness' and forgive those little things?

Ok, maybe the Donkey thing, might mean a few centuries doing 'penance', oh, wait, that is Catholic, isn't it? Were you Catholic before?
What if your 'punishments' for the little things is just a hard spanking? :) :)

sejla · Accepted Answer

I personally don't think if there is a creator, god, universal being that that entity is micromanaging us. Just do your best to be a good person and that is all you can do. Since the dead can't report back we really don't know what is going to happen. Watching my mom pass and my experience with seeing her spirit leave I do believe we continue to exist in some form even if we are only specs in the universe. People need to worry less about hell and more about not creating hell on earth.

Daniela1982 · Accepted Answer

Well there are degrees of hell depending on what you did on earth. Hitler's hell will undoubtedly be worse than yours. There is another verse that says they will be cast into the outer darkness and there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. But more seems to said about the Lake of Fire but I think that place was meant for the devil and his angels and for the beast and the false prophet.

normalice · Answer

The idea of clever punishments in hell is actually not anywhere in the bible. It's supposed to just be a boring lake of fire where you burn forever but never die. Those who failed to remember the Sabbath would be on equal footing as those who systematically committed every sin possible. Which I'd why recent attempts have been made to establish a hierarchy in hell, with punishments fitting the sin.

So, in your case, you'd probably be permanently given a prepubescent body and put into a permanent loop as an extra in an Oliver twist musical take.

markscott · Answer

Nobody earns their way to heaven. it's a gift. As fare a hell is concerned. There is no hell. The word is never used in the bible. What is thought of as hell, is the lake of fire. Where the evil angels and those who persist in evil go. They will be consumed by the fire, not burn on and on through the ages.

Lliam · Answer

That was great. You're so funny.
I'm in the same boat as you. So if "we" go to Hell, may it be the hottest party spot full of cool people, amazing food, drink and entertainment. It's where all the dead rock stars have gone.
And the joke is, the boring people who want to live in clouds, listen to harp music and get patted on the head will think they are in Heaven.

Anonymous · Answer

I really have no idea. I tried to think of one but I just keep getting reminded of how much of a stupid human idea hell is. 😂 Like it's so comical how and why we create these things. That's the price of intelligence I guess. We create these things because it's possible for us to feel/comprehend fear. It's just a product of our fears mixed with our imagination. Then people throw morals in there to try and get people to believe in different beliefs. But of course, people will inevitably disagree so the beliefs slowly morph into other things that fit their narratives.

Duckysback · Answer

I’m pretty sure hell is just like a waiting room at the dentist but they never actually call your name. You just have to sit there with tepid coffee and the same 3 movies on repeat.

laurieluvsit · Answer

I can't imagine that it will be anything very nice. ... Wait! ... that's nice! ... lol

FatherJack · Answer

Being locked into an eternally " in session " Houses Of Parliament and forced to listen to all the BS lies and pompous bollocks they spout for eternity !!

Ro0kie · Answer

How could you believe in something that doesn't even exist? If you are out to insult US believers in God, you have to repent. Otherwise someone you love will come down with you to tell you "You did this to yourself, now you're all by yourself". If I didn't answer your question, who am I to judge? You dont like me corrections. Im not scared of your amplification. So go and rejoice with God your almighty.

MrOracle · Answer

Hmm.. perhaps doomed to waiting at the UK equivalent of the DMV with bad elevator music, or maybe having bad sex and being at the edge of orgasm but never actually being able to get there. Who knows? I mean, it makes for a good story, right? LOL.

Randomawkwardness · Answer

Honestly if we're all going to hell it's probably going to be pretty fun. I mean, the whole deal was anyone who sins gets down there, right? Very few hardcore religious people would even make it to heaven

Riddler1412 · Answer

Apparently God will forgive you if you repent, but I'm not really a believer, so what the HELL do I know.
The most efficient punishment would be to make you not fulfill your needs and desires, every single day.

Mdwakel · Answer

There are two categories
1. You didn't build your own body so there's (God ) or someone you have to pay for him or pray for him. If you couldn't do that you gonna be punished with laws as a thief
2. There are people who destroys other's things or kills others. They have to pay multiple times.
Nothing is for free
, but we can't use money to buy more lives or we can't take money with us when we die.. So how do you gonna pay your debit?

slatyb · Answer

First you'll be poked with the soft cushions, then an entire morning in the comfy chair.

BlacklightShade · Answer

You’d be forced to clean the devil’s latrine with your only toothbrush while you spend eternity in hell with purity Christians.

SilverSnaik · Answer

I'm agnostic, god does not exist, but a higher power may. I also personally believe we each get our personal heaven and personal hell depending on what we think we should get on the very moment we die, and our personal heaven is what we loved the most to do in life or what we want our heaven, and the exact opposite for our hell

TremorJay · Answer

I'm non-religious, but somewhat spiritual. Anyways, I thought about giving this a creative twist. I hope you don't mind:

You will be seated on a two legged stool and someone will read all of your best jokes indefinitely

TheDarkNighty · Answer

You'll be in an ever-lasting relationship with a guy who has a small penis and didn't lose his virginity until you arrived.

nerms123 · Answer

You’re probably one of the most ethical people on the planet tbh.

myst101 · Answer

well you could have the circles of hell like in dante's inferno

LordSnuggles · Answer

An eternity of being at verge of orgasm but no matter what, you'll never get it.

whitehide · Answer

All the fun people go to hell, you shouldn't worry about goung there. Also I can imagine Satan would probably be a pretty cool guy.

TickleMeForFun · Answer

You continue to have sexual desires, but no way to release them... so you get turned on more and more each day, but are unable to find sexual release!

Beastly66 · Answer

I don’t think your in the evil category... your going to heaven. Child killers, murders, rapist and evil monsters go to hell that has fire and brimstone.

webelong2yehovah · Answer

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Shooter7 · Answer

If you're atheist, then why worry about hell heaven stuff?
To be honest I'm also an atheist and if hell heaven exist and i feel I'd be rewarded for being true to me.. And not believing in something which i know does not exist.

MissDawn7961 · Answer

since you do not believe in heaven , hell or anything then why are you asking this question? you must be from another planet so by

smahala1991 · Answer

Watching porn and sex orgies but no way to get off or join in the fun

Deathraider · Answer

An eternity in which you have sand in your clothes and on your shoe you’ll never be able to remove.

COMMODOREII · Answer

How do you know you want get kicked out for trying to take over?

Siavash_1990 · Answer

Your punishment will be as follow:
1- Have sex with Siavash (the opinion owner as referred to in here)
2- You can never sign up for GAG any more no matter how/who you return to earth as
3- You must become a "born again Christian"

morganlove · Answer

If you go with Dante's version, hell is organized by category. What do you think is the worst thing you've ever done or which one of the big 7 is a trait sin?

Exorcist_Rampage · Answer

Your sins are paid for by Jesus if you accept His payment. You would only lose rewards.

MoscowMitch · Answer

Did you say you converted your neighbour's donkey?

bobilskshxb · Answer

Same punishment as everyone else in hell if we are actually going by the Bible. Everyone burns for eternity, one sin or a billion sins

Shyssyboy · Answer

You get a hot date who will take you places like restaurants, ice cream stores etc

Tim-loves-it · Answer

Honestly.. I couldnt tell ya.  If you believe that God doesn't exist, as well as Heaven or Hell, You might either go to hell, stay in Limbo or just go to sleep and never wake up.

Iron_Man · Answer

You can fix this before its to late. You need to be humble and turn your life over to God

DanOh2018 · Answer

I'll give you a spanking and tell you to say ten Hail Mary's, maybe you'll get off. Or out of trouble, either or really.

adidas0169 · Answer

For you probably giving you books to read after the stupid asexual question

Gedaria · Answer

Nothing isn't such a thing. When you die you are dead. End of it...

Anonymous · Answer

I don't know, the bible teaches of eternal fire and endless torture.

Anonymous · Answer

I think you will learn and understand the impacts of your sins. That knowledge becomes torment or hell until you understand and learn from it.

scooogy · Answer

Have you ever felt pleasure in taking someone's dignity?

InfobotsMom · Answer

You get reincarnated as a whiny incel.

Datgurl00 · Answer

Why do you care, you don't even believe in hell, but I mean if you really wanna know why not get your lazy ass off the internet & read the bible

blondfrog · Answer

A tickle fight with Saddam Hussein.

reptocarl · Answer

Why do you care? Having second thoughts?

elite665 · Answer

Whatever you hate the most x10

FunkyMonkee · Answer

None. There's no such place.

Stavroula00 · Answer

Having listen to a preacher never stops talking.

BillieJean1070 · Answer

Your soul will burn for eternity.

ZeussLightningBolt · Answer

BDSM Or wait, punishment?

Icybacon · Answer

Stocktake for all of eternity

jasco · Answer

fire pits and terment says it in the Bible

Anonymous · Answer

Is sodomy legal where you live?

WhereAmI · Answer

Purgatory.

Anonymous · Answer

Hell literally does not exist.

tripptt9 · Answer

haha you already there. this Earth is hell

TheCloud2 · Answer

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