Heaven, what exactly to you do there?

[purplepoppy]

Hell is simple, demons torture you as you bath in lakes of fire. But what do you actually do in heaven? Is it just lounging about on clouds listening to boring Bible stories?

[Dargil]

Call me a Heretic or Pagan, if you wish. This is what I believe.

Before I had a profoundly unwelcome (at the time) Christian Salvation Experience, I was a New Ager who subscribed to the notion of A Cosmic Consciousness, to which all awareness on all levels, whether a fruit fly, or a human, was connected to it. As my theological view advanced, that connection was not dismissed.

I since dismissed stereotypical images of both Hell, that some think is like this, an eternal torment,

and Heaven, which some see like this, with smiling Christians singing hymns for eternity.
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I don't buy that.

But that doesn't mean there's nothing. Every living creature possesses a particle of The Creator's consciousness. Self-aware chosen Christians (and, I believe, Others of virtue) rejoin The Creator, along with all other living creations that are or were never self-aware, either for eternity or for re-issue according to the will of The Creator.

The hitch is, however, that willful evil is banished from and for all eternity. Scripture says that The Lord's House Has Many Rooms, but evildoers lose theirs and cease to exist.

For those who ask, John 10:30 affirms that Jesus IS G0d Incarnate, and this has His role in Judgement. But in terms of non-Christians, we can never know the Will of G0d.

Here come the Inquisitioners.

[BoobSlayer]

Obviously, Boobslayer will go to heaven. As he is sitting there by some interdimensional stream in a meadow, he feels the softest brush of skin on his cheek. He turns to see that he has been blessed by the most most beautifully curved boob ever seen. In Heaven soft titties brush against Boobslayer's face and penis on a regular basis. In heaven, Boobslayer loves to discuss all things related to boobs, from their curves and shapes to how much fun it is to play with them. He talks of big boobs and small ones, and beautiful women listen to how much he loves their bazookas and offer the sweet ambrosia of their tits.

[jennifer_bloom]

I watched a few near death experiences on tv - don't know if it's real or not but I give them the benefit of the doubt. One guy said he went to a paradise where pleasurable sensations like eating or drinking were multiplied hundreds or thousands of times over so the sensation of a potato chip would be a thousand times tastier in heaven.

[FreyaRed]

Like in Valhalla. Horns always filled with mead and cups with wine. Shieldmaiden who dance drunk on tables filled with food to viking war music. Everything ends at end of the day in gigantic mass orgy and sword duels.

Maybe catholic priest prefer instead of shieldmeiden some young boys, but I'm not sure who brings them into heaven.

[Lliam]

If there was a heaven, it would be nice if you could see and talk to your friends and anyone you ever loved, including pets.
Everyone is happy and loving.
You possess your perfect physical form and can do anything you imagine.
There is no pain, misery or annoyance.
Meet, watch and listen to all the amazing musicians who have passed on.
Party whenever you feel like it or relax in the most idyllic settings.
Have uninhibited, rapturous sex with anyone.
The female angels look like hot, celestial, show girls in sexy costumes. Their reason for existence is to make sure everyone is happy.

[lightbulb27]

Hell - you live with all your misery, and possibly come back again and do it all again until ya learn.

Heaven, you are at peace enjoying fruits of the garden... until you are reincarnated and have to deal with life again. It doesn't appear to be permanent since as the Bible says, we will get a new body... maybe even a new world.

So be nice, that frog in your garden just might be St. Luke... from a prior life.

hell doesn't seem fair given he misery so many suffer no consequence of their own, but we definitely need heaven's relief out of this life.

[Leapfrog00]

Any place is better than the earth! I once read a book that talked about death and the promised land, and it talked about how when you die, your spirit runs free. There's no more sickness, no pain, death doesn't exist, and everyone is loved. Your day is how you want it, a nice day with a nice warm breeze.

You can eat any food that you want, drink any beverage that you want. Everyone is beautiful. Love never fades away. No one deceives anyone else. The book was talking about all these different versions of heaven and everyone's different beliefs. It basically called this place paradise. Wonder if there's music there though? I could not survive anywhere without music! hmmm

[Bricealan]

I think there are naked, willing women all over the place. Ya know... when the suicide bombers blow themselves up they get 72 virgins to fuck... Can you imagine 72 willing vaginas? That must be...20 feet of virgin pussy?

Drinks are 'on the house" AND if there are all those naked women... how 'bout all the naked men? ... That should FINALLY answer all of those GAG penis size questions?

Well... I donno... there has to be some great reward for attending all of those bible studies groups... not Jerking off... no extramarital sex... not swearing... not fucking your neighbors wife... god forbid... telling falsehoods... Got to be more than lounging around on clouds listing to harps being played and listening to boring bible stories?

[mstbooblover]

That's why Offenbach, in "Orpheus in the underworld" let the Gods go down to hell and have a good time. The Olympus seems indeed a very boring place ;0) More seriously, if taken literally, sure as well hell as heaven are painful boring places to be avoided as the pest... Actually, these are symbolic images, meaning in more popular language: if you're happy, you're in heaven; if you're suffering, you're in hell... It all happens in our head.

[MementoMori777]

Whatever it is, boredom doesn't exist and I know the trees have different fruits everyday and none of the fruits exist on earth, so personally I'm looking forward to eating some heaven fruits

[MementoMori777]

But tbh I wouldn't be surprised if God gives us the ability to travel the universe and see what he's created, it's not written in the Bible but a lot about heaven isn't mentioned cause he wants us to see it when we see it, considering God made a huge universe, I feel like maybe since we will be in heaven for eternity that we will be able to travel the universe, all animals will also be friendly like lions and stuff, all I know is that sounds better than being tortured by demons

[Red-Blaze]

You die from boerdem, all the techiys went to hell so Wifi was broken for ages

But honestly from a beliver told me once you lose your body and your brain and become a soul that has no need for food or anything and simplely feel bliss to enternity

[Agape93]

Per Revelation 22:3, all you do is serve god for eternity. He makes it so labor and work is no longer a burden, but a joy. That way he can work you for eternity and you'll thank him for your enslavement

[Luopio27]

For me, it would be having sex with the prettiest of blondies, forever and ever. Maybe sometimes doing all kinds of cool stuff that you see fictional movie characters do on the big screen. Imagine living the perfect life over and over again, without anything negative.


Heaven is everything good & great you can imagine. Hell is everything you hate and fear. Earth is the middle ground.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Heaven is only about God and humans won't live in heaven but rather the new earth to come to which only those in Christ Jesus are going to inherit to glorify the lord Jesus Christ forever.

Everything is about God and to bring glory to His majesty now and forever wheather on heaven, hell, earth or the several billions of planets God has created.

[comekitty]

Your question makes me think of this song. It makes me cry every time. 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UR4T0av0o40

[goaded]

I think you learn to play a harp, but learning to play a musical instrument sounds like hell, to me.

[exitseven]

It is mostly God telling everyone what to do. It's a lot like being married

[collie22]

In heaven we will be working for the Lord. If want you can search the bible on line and find many chapters and verses on our works in heaven. The hell is being blotted out as in never existed. Described as fat dripping into the fire.

[bondjames37]

I like to think it's like the movie "Field of Dreams." Not so much the baseball but kind of like, peace. There's no more regret, and your mistakes are erased. You're also reconnected with family & can make up for past mistakes.

[Simslover92]

I believe you serve God. So earth is like the warm up for what's in store for us in heaven.

[nolabels]

Whatever, whenever, however, whoever, wherever, whyever.

That's heaven to me.

[richardcory]

You revolt, after deciding that reigning in hell is better than serving in heaven.

[Levin]

Pretty much, the exact opposite of whatever you do at your Welsh farming sex parties...

[DJB72]

Watch "What Dreams May Come" starring Robin Williams.

Brilliant ideas about heaven.

[PointTaken]

Apparently everything good is in heaven and you can do everything, everyday, forever. Imagine, eating the same foods forever. Seeing the same people forever. Lol

[LiamJHayden]

I suppose if they are both real, nothing in or experience could properly describe neither the least of the pleasures of Heaven nor the least of the terrors of Hell.

[sheenagwapa]

there's no nega feelings in heaven it's just all happiness

[jshm2]

The opposite of whatever you think hell to be.

[Kelly6]

In heaven you enjoy as you are retired as a billionaire

[OddBeMe]

And, what if my mother’s heaven is nothing but being with me (obsessive)?
And my heaven is being entirely alone? Maybe with my childhood pets?

Obvious paradox of Elysium.

[andreasderjuengere]

Boring? ... Nah - behind the bushes there's a HELL ( :D ) of a party.

[Jersey2]

You do all the things that got people sent to hell.

[DextroShade]

Maybe you get a "New Game+" where you get to repeat your life with all your knowledge and assets from your original life?

[Pudsmucker]

I would look at heaven as the opportunity being able to live with God and assist him in creating other worlds.

[Googlemyahoo]

Absolutely nothing since it doesn’t exist other then your imagination

[CuriousMufuxka]

Well I don't think I'd have a good time.. Eventually my ex's would die and be on my ass again with no forgiveness! Why you let em in Peter?

[Anonymous]

You sit in a padded cell and listen to Enya.

[Anonymous]

We govern the ones not worthy of christ.

How fun!

[Blueeyes81]

Have endless missionary sex for gods enjoyment.

[zagor]

They have Thai food, and it's really, really good Thai food.

[art84]

I imagine it would be worshipping Jesus 24/7 for the rest of eternity.

[Scootergirl111]

It is said that you will do whatever you are meant to do for the glory of God. You will live in heaven with God forever with no pain or suffering

[Anonymous]

Who knows. Everyone thinks they'll retain their identity there. My question is, after you die, would you even care to keep your identity? Or would you be suffering for eternity realizing you never did anything meaningful

[Anonymous]

Sounds like I'd prefer hell... actually, the concept of heaven and hell you are referencing isn't Biblical, it comes from Dante.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I'll be playing with a lot of critters.

[AviatorTom]

In heaven, you do whatever you want.

[Prettysammie]

Maybe you get to torture people in Hell?

[Charliefretz329]

You become like God. Gain amazing powers.

[SpaceGalaxy]

Post questions on GAG , still

[Anonymous]

I hear there's a shortage of chairs there.

[RavVid]

You have a point.

[SawerBrown]

You sing a lots

[304strichZUP]

Be exseedingly happy