How do you think you will die?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Which do you think is more likely or what are you hoping for?

Old age

Horrible accident

Illness/sickness

Something inconceivable

Something with an animal

Something stupid

Something awesome

[BoopBoopBeep]

I'd always figured it would be something that'd make a cool story. Maybe with bagpipes and a wolf, the bodies of the fallen surrounding me and a difference made for those left behind. My friends could get together after a long day, have a drink and sing songs and remember that time I had to gear up and get evil on more than I could chew. Now I have rescue kittens and I am far more risk-averse. Statistically I'll go out by another heart attack. Hoping to push that down the road as much as possible.

[Unit1]

If you asked me this question 16+ years ago, I'd say I am immortal and can't die.

If you asked me this question 15-5 years ago, I'd say starvation.

If 4-2 years ago, I'd say probably getting stopped randomly by some political bootlickers, who'd accuse me of something and then throw me into prison indefinitely for whatever.

Now? Well. Considering I go through life involuntarily without getting love and sex from women, I might die of some type of related organ failure due to such a deficiency I guess.

[Anemone978]

If I don't do something about my weight soon it will probably be a heart attack.. because my dad already had two strokes and he is only 58, and both my parents and grandparents have high blood pressure.. and I have been to the doctors but because I am a nervous person they never actually put me for high blood pressure because I can calm down and make it go lower.. :/

[petitedollbabee]

Illness or sickness. I can try to look after my body as well as possible but at the end of the day, I have chronic illnesses that have almost killed me before, and my family has a lot of genetic problems such as cancer, diabetes and heart disease. So it’s not the way that I would like to go, but it’s the most likely option.

[Bricealan]

@petitedolibabee You are so young to have such an outlook. I hope things improve for you.

[libsaretards]

Not sure if any poll option fits this. I work as a Corrections Officer. I will probably die in my profession. Corrections is shifting towards "gentler" approaches, but inmates are not changing. Inmates know policy very well, how to break policy and how to get around things. If Corrections gets much softer, inmates will be able to hurt officers and not face real consequences for their actions. This can eventually lead to officer killings. However, despite this new trend, I will keep doing my job. I would rather die than a serial killer or rapist get free and hurt others.

[AaronKrieger]

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

[Wonderingguyy]

Classic 😀

[Bricealan]

@AaronKrieger... If you live to be 80, and are healthy, you won't want to die then, but you will still want the belly full of wine and a girls mouth around your cock.
I watch all of Game of Thrones, and he was one of the best.

[Bilboes]

Damn, that's a morbid thing to think.. But I hope I will die of old age.

[Simslover92]

I would hope old age but I think it's going to be due to a horrible accident. I've had so many dreams about dying in one and I'm a horrible driver.

[Sweetsurprize]

I am truly hoping for A but who knows really. There's a chance it might be B too. That's like one of the popular answers aside from A.

[ShadezMcgee]

Well, I survived freak accidents and people trying to kill me already. I honestly have a higher chance of getting killed by a cuddly rabbit.

[SPIRIT208]

Imma enlist, and try to stay in for as long as I can, don’t care if I die defending this country. I’m ready

[i_am_tbjxii]

Old age hopefully surrounded by wife and children. If I live longer than my wife then hopefully around my kids but I want to die that way peacefully in bed. Hopefully in my 90s or my original goal 100 years.

[scentoflavender]

I want It to be something memorable. Like hit by a meteorite

[electromagnetic]

I hope old age but shingles might get me first cause I’ve yet to get the pox.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll be old & wheelchair with a babe on each side & get hit by lightning.

[FreyaRed]

Cancer probably due inhalation of mercury vapor by removing old amalgam

[Sweetsurprize]

Wow at 22 you're thinking about that stuff already? Geez.

[jamesgoldman]

Sickness with my litany of health issues, let's just say I don't have a pension for good reason

[alrik]

I voted illness, my heart is fucked up and I don't imagine I'm going to make it to even 50. I'll probably be lucky to still be around by 40. Either that or I'll piss somebody off enough that they actually murder me.

[LiamJHayden]

Unless I leave California, probably a car accident as there are many, many, many rude, inept, careless, and plain stupid drivers out there.

[Ironic_Method]

Probably something stupid. I imagine I'll get bored and do stupid things in retirement.

[captain_voidwalker]

Givin that the commies are starting to take over the US. Probably put up against the wall and shot with the rest of my fellow patriots resisting

[Likes2drive]

Hopefully old age but maybe a disease, never know what is going to get you

[SunnyRS]

In the words of great Tyrion Lannister "with a _______"
Well you know what I mean

[DevikaButts95]

I'm immortal. Lmao.