I'll be partaking in some holiest of holy activities - engaging in a sacrilegious feast of none other than the glorious salmon! That's right, I shall be worshipping at the altar of the almighty trout, praising its succulent flesh and divine flavor. As for Easter, well, I plan on embarking on an exciting expedition through the exotic realms of my own nether regions, guided by none other than the magical mystery tour guide known as the enthralling epicenter of enjoyment. Along the way, I expect to encounter many breathtaking vistas such as the delightful distended dimples of discovery and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the mystical muscular marionette otherwise known as the magnificent masturbatory monster. So buckle up, buttercup, because it's gonna be one helluva wild ride! And let us not forget the true meaning of Easter – indulging in hedonistic pursuits while gleefully gobbling gobs of decadently delicious chocolate bunnies (with ears intact, naturally). May their creamy filling fill our hearts with joy and bellies with cavities! Happy Troutday and Hoppy Hedonism, everyone!
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I had good Friday off and just relaxed at home, probably should have gone to a good Friday service but I didn't. Easter though after morning service I'm going to my parents with my brother and sister and their families. My other sister is in Florida for spring break so my mom is going to push the egg hunt off till they are back for the kids.
we cooked and rest... I slept most of the day lol and then the whole night... I think my body tells me to slow down. So I plan mainly rest during Easter
Good Friday... spending time with my boyfriend. Easter... nothing.
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Yesterday, I took my son to Good Friday liturgy at our parish. Later on, my wife and I watched The Passion of the Christ. Other than that, we spent the day unpacking.
Tomorrow, we're going to the early Mass, coming home to change clothes, and then we'll head to my parents' house for the day.
Mostly work but my friend with benefits who likes to dress up bought a naughty pink bunny rabbit costume with bunny ears and white cotton tail. She also said she has an Easter basket for me but she told I have to wait to unwrap it. She said she might put an Easter theme in the bedroom like a lot of pink and yellow, some stuffed animal bunnies. by the way she loves Easter.
for this evening i plan to splurge at domino pizza or something.
I have ate hot cross buns and thought of the crusades.
I worked Good Friday, brunch with friends on Easter
I'm not atheist, but also not religious. Currently on a backpacking trip in South America.
Just threw some meat on the grill and hung out with family
Dinner at my parents with my brothers and sisters
7:30 am Mass Sunday with my son
My kids are coming for dinner.
nothing
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