Without looking them up (or commentating on them), do you know the Ten Commandments?

Without looking them up (or commentating on them), do you know the Ten Commandments?

Thou shalt not screenshot chats and posteth those folks with “LMAO”
Thou shalt not ghost people after making weekend plans. Thou shalt not expecteth instant replies and yet ghost others like a phantom. Hypocrisy hath a long screenshot memory.
Thou shalt not eat until thou hast Instagrammed it. For calories don’t counteth if the meal hath likes.
Honor thy mental health and thy boundaries.
Thou shalt not stalk thy ex’s profile “just to check” thee may liketh their selfie from 2017.
Thou shalt not believe everything on WhatsApp forwards. Especially if 't be true t starts with “doct'rs say” and ends with “share with 10 cater-cousins 'r kicketh the bucket. ”
Thou shalt not treateth “seen” as a signeth of betrayal.
Thou shalt not use filters to the point thou looketh like a Disney charact'r.
Thou shalt not tryeth to winneth ev'ry online argument.
Thou shalt not judge others’ Spotify Wrapped unless thine owneth hands art crisp of cringe.
Nope I guess I'll have to go to a classroom in Louisiana where they force them to be displayed
we went to see a theatre play about them with my school. It wasn’t really religious, just a play based around each commandment
I sure hope I do! They're plastered in mosaic all over the front of my parish!
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In my church it was a trivia question, i knew it because i am jewish ex-rabbi, but jesus never said "obey ten commandment" so most Christian only know the ones jesus said "honor parents, do not steal" etc.
I know some of them but not all. Now I want to look them up to be sure I don't break any of them.
There were actually 12 commandments, not 10.
I used to know them when I was forced to memorize them for catechism. Not anymore.
Yes, probably not in exact order though
Yes but not in order.
I can get most of them
Sadly I do not.
I do..
Yeap
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