Polls: Religion & Spirituality

60 years ago, in 1960, the Swedish Church first ordained a female priest. Today, women make up 50.1% of the total number of priests - for the first time in the history of the Swedish Church. Women only worship themselves. Which explains why they care so much about "the first" and the whole idea of women making up 50.1% of the # of priests. If they gave a shit about God none of that would matter.

The Jews say in the Talmud that Jesus eas the son of a Roman legionnaire.

[The Jews] say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our ancestors, we would not have taken part with them in shedding the blood of the prophets.’ 31 So you testify against yourselves that you are the descendants of those who murdered the prophets. 32 Go ahead, then, and complete what your ancestors started! 33 “You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?

Is it possible to see God and live?

From what I’ve read, CS gas canisters were used as smoke grenades which ended up being flammable. And there’s evidence the cult set fires, not sure how big they wanted those fires.

Ans ladies, would you fuck David Koresh?

I found some evidence to suggest that all forum trolls are members of a cult. Reasons:

Meme Magic

• Like religious practices, memes hold a peculiar power over trolls. Memes can be seen as the modern-day equivalent of religious symbols, with their ability to evoke emotions, convey messages, and even reprogram the subconscious.

Divine Trolling

• Trolls often exhibit a divine-like ability to disrupt and challenge societal norms. Their trolling antics can be seen as a form of unconventional worship.

Alternative Reality Architects

• Trolls, much like religious leaders, possess a knack for constructing alternative realities. They challenge the status quo, question popular opinions, and present unconventional perspectives that leave us questioning everything we thought we knew.

Satirical Sermons

• Just as religious teachings provide moral guidance, trolls' unconventional "sermons" often expose societal absurdities and challenge us to reflect on the world in the most unorthodox ways.

Master Trolling Skills

• Trolls dedicate themselves to honing their craft, perfecting the art of trolling with unmatched precision and finesse. Their commitment to pushing boundaries and eliciting reactions is a testament to their unwavering dedication.

Devotion to the Memeverse

• Those who embrace Trollism show unwavering commitment to the sacred Memeverse. They immerse themselves in an endless stream of memes, gifs, and horror cocks, forever searching for the next big laugh and the ultimate troll.

Memetic Language

• Trolls communicate in a language all their own, filled with dank memes, obscure references, and inside jokes. Understanding their unique lexicon is like unlocking a secret code.

Troll's Paradise

• Within the troll community, an insider attitude prevails, creating a sense of camaraderie among those who revel in the absurd. They relish in the joy of outwitting unsuspecting victims and derive immense pleasure from their shared mischievous endeavors.

as mentioned/prophesized in the Christian Holy Bible

Kinda seems like he and Marx woulda gotten along.

And just to clarify, I actually mean Marxist. Communism is the political experiment that started bad and turned Stalinist, Maoist and…Pol Pot-ist. None of whom read Marx, fyi.