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This Alcohol question was inspired by @purplepoppy 's Alcohol question, If GAG was a pub what would it be called? 'cuz Alcohol questions are just fun and awesome and intoxicating! And I was gonna' post this last nite but I might have been drinking Alcohol! Yay!

Anyways, I posted a question about Alice and Dorothy not too long ago but in my imaginative state yesterday I began to wonder what would happen if these two legendary icons met in a pub and had a drinking contest? Yay!

But, who would win that one? On one hand you've got posh , proper Alice who might seem like a teatotaller but like she hasn't gotten into her parents Gin and all that and you've got to be pretty hardcore to handle that shit, so, who knows. Not to mention the English seem to know how to handle their liquor. And add in Alice's tendencies towards "holistic experiences" and the girl might just be able to hold her own without tossing her cookies all over the pub floor. I mean she was able to toss down a few with the Mad Hatter and still walk away with scarce a stumble. Even if she wasn't quite sure who she was for awhile.

And now we have girl-next-door Dorothy who at first glance might appear innocent but come on, she lives on an isolated farm in Kansas. Like they don't have a shed full of homemade corn liquor and like she hasn't sampled the product while working at their farm stand. There's a reason she was laying in that field of poppies for awhile. BUT country girls can handle their liquor as well. (Don't ask me how I know) I mean she did put down the Wicked Witch with a big bucket of liquid and still managed to get home and remember everything. Even if she did wreck a house and had a headache for awhile.

So, I'm pretty sure a binge between these two would definitely be an all nighter or two with a bar tab totaling in the thousands BUT who would actually be the last girl standing?

And so I ask, Who would win this epic drinking contest?

Ok, so, like, sometime in my life, I was thinking of getting off the couch and maybe doing a little travelling to see some of the amazing, fascinating, beautiful, wonderous sites that the wide, wonderous, amazing world has to offer.

A friend of mine suggested Stonehenge. Like, Seriously? Really, who wants to go see a bunch of old mythological, mystical rocks with an old history of mythological, mystical mythology and meet a bunch of old ex-hippie type, flower children sitting around chanting, smoking strange herbs and making sacrifices to the Sun Gods or some shit? Like, Boring.

This party girl is headed to where the real action is. Nebraska! And not just Anywhere, Nebraska. Oh No! We're going to a place much more mystical and magical than any old bunch of rocks. CARHENGE! (<--- Mystical Carhenge Link)

"You ask, why Carhenge? Creator Jim Reinders responds to that question simply with one of his own: “Why Not?”"

Just look at all the amazing, awesome, incredible, toe-curling stuff in the brochure! Like, I'm almost swooning with wonderous amazement and joy!

From the Flyer:
"We would love it if you came to see us and stopped into town for dinner, drinks and main street shopping in our charming business district."

And see? They invited me, personally, to stop by for drinks!!! Oh yeah, that's my kinda' place! Buckle up, Baby! We're going to Nebraska!! But I'll prolly need a ride home since I'm sure they'll take one look at my old Jeep and use it as part of the monument.

So, where would you rather go, Stonehenge or Carhenge?