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Would you date (or sleep with) any of these men if they were just normal, regular everyday people with working-class jobs?

The Gym Bro - Always at the gym, and obsessed with fitness. Works as a personal trainer.

The Upbeat Plumber - A plucky plumber and handyman with a positive outlook in life, but fat and kinda dumb.

The Tall Douchey Guy - A 6'7" fairly fit, somewhat handsome guy, but he's kind of a douche. Works as a car salesman.

The Eccentric Musician - Obsessed with music and makes music and raps in his spare time when not working at an Amazon warehouse.

The Gaming Nerd - Nerdy, highly intelligent, and obsessed with video gaming to the point he even does YouTube/Twitch streaming. But he works at a pizzeria.

The Short Funny Guy - He's somewhat handsome, and has a strong sense of humor and good jokes, but he's 5'3" and weighs the same as you do. He works as a hotel deskman.

Or would you not date any of these people?

(Now before I go into detail, I KNOW some of you are gonna joke about the Amazon Rainforest, Amazon. com, tall women in general, or eBay. I am NOT talking about that, and I expect your answers to be serious. NO F**KING AROUND.)

For context, I made a question asking people what their ideal height in a man or woman is. What is your ideal height in a man/woman, and why?

And during that question, I said that I find 5'9 to 6'4 the best height for a woman, because she's gonna be stronger than a short woman. Then I said that I know some guys like tall women because they find their long legs appealing, but that those long legs aren't why I find tallness in women attractive. My little speech there ended with the sentence,

"I'm looking for an Amazon, not a model."

So that got me thinking, maybe I should make that a question!

Basically, my question to the boys is this: If you had to choose between one of the Amazons from Greek mythology, or a model, which would you choose to date--or even marry, if you wanna go that far?

A tall, slender, feminine model with legs that go all the way to heaven? Or a tall, strong descendant of Ares (the Greek god of war) whose life is all about war, hunting, and killing?