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Inspired by this question. I said this on there.

"I used to work as a security guard and was a bouncer for a few years, and almost ALL fights in clubs and bars were either started over a woman, or started BY women. A guy flirted with someone's girl, accidentally bumped into her, or a girl got angry with another girl. Hell, if I had a girlfriend, I'd probably fight to protect her, too. If you take women out of the equation, fights among men almost NEVER happen. Cooler heads tend to prevail.

Not with women, though! Women will fight over anything, and then even drag their man into the confrontation as well! Women will even start fights with men, throwing the first punch and thinking that man won't slap the sh*t out of her for it. I believe women are the cause of 95% of all street fights among men."

What do you think? Are most fights among men caused over a woman?

Simp

A mf who will defend a girl he has feelings for to the death. He will treat her like royalty, buying expensive gifts, food, and even give her his Netflix account. He will also be seen commenting stuff like “Go bestie 😍” or “Material Girl 😌” on her Instagram. While he’s treating her like an A-list celebrity she’s treating him like a fan or peasant. She’s showing her sneaky link or boyfriend the cringeworthy texts that the simp sends her. She also uses his Netflix as background noise while her real man rearranges her guts so that her parents won’t hear her cheeks getting slapped. The simp will do this just so that his crush will acknowledge him in hopes of the simp smashing or dating the girl. All the simp gets in return is “Thanks Bro” or “You’re my bestest Bestie 💙”. He will also defend a girl for being a hoe by saying, “She doesn’t do it for you” or “Leave Her Alone or I’ll fight you”. If there’s one emoji to describe a simp it’s 🤡

Simp: so what if she has 120 bodies she is a confident woman that you could never pull.

Me asf: ight simp she let the whole football, basketball, baseball, and even band team hit and yet to her you’re her bestie 4 life. You seriously bought her 300 dollars worth of lululemon, Starbucks and Chicfila, and you gave her your Netflix, Disney Plus, and paramount plus account knowing she has 3 sneaky links lmao.