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Would you date (or sleep with) any of these men if they were just normal, regular everyday people with working-class jobs?

The Gym Bro - Always at the gym, and obsessed with fitness. Works as a personal trainer.

The Upbeat Plumber - A plucky plumber and handyman with a positive outlook in life, but fat and kinda dumb.

The Tall Douchey Guy - A 6'7" fairly fit, somewhat handsome guy, but he's kind of a douche. Works as a car salesman.

The Eccentric Musician - Obsessed with music and makes music and raps in his spare time when not working at an Amazon warehouse.

The Gaming Nerd - Nerdy, highly intelligent, and obsessed with video gaming to the point he even does YouTube/Twitch streaming. But he works at a pizzeria.

The Short Funny Guy - He's somewhat handsome, and has a strong sense of humor and good jokes, but he's 5'3" and weighs the same as you do. He works as a hotel deskman.

Or would you not date any of these people?

So for some fictional work of mine, I combined and parodied DC's Justice League and Marvel's The Avengers heroes, to get the most common, cliché hero archetypes with a twist. Which figure looks the coolest to you, though? Who stands out the most?

SUPRAMERICAN (Henry Smith). 6'5''. Brave, virtuous, strong, a little cocky. Powers: Flight, super-strength, invulnerable, superspeed, subzero freezing vision, heat breath, and can turn invisible.

IRON KNIGHT (Kevin Murphy). 5'6''. Nerdy genius, anti-social, a jerk. No superpowers, but has an advanced, high-tech suit, as well as genius IQ, is a tech wizard, and expert in martial arts.

ATHENA (Athena Olympus). 6'2''. Personality: Polite and highly intelligent, but very insecure, jealous, and emotional. Powers: Superstrength, super durability, super agility, master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant, master sword fighter, master war tactician.

OCEAN KING (Edgar Aquino). 5'8''. Quiet 18 year old. Bashful. Doesn't talk (but can). Powers: Can breathe and live underwater, can control water and sea creatures, good hand-to-hand combatant, very durable.

LIGHTSPEED (Lori Lee). 5'6''. Funny with a good sense of humor, jovial, a little narcissistic and vain, obsessed with social media likes and followers. Powers: Can run faster than the speed of light, super durability, doesn't need to breathe, doesn't age.

LIGHTNING BUG (Lucian Luzio). 5'9". Works for the military. Is mostly just a normal guy, but is working class (poor) and in financial debt. Powers: Can manipulate light and matter, being able to create almost anything for a brief period of time. Can rappel and swing through the air using hard-light grappling hooks.

GREEN-MAN (Grene Mann). 7'2''. Very introverted. Cynical, sarcastic, pessimistic, kind of a downer. Is the last of his kind. Has a Jersey accent (his Earth father had the same accent). Powers: Superstrength, super durability, bulletproof, can shapeshift, high intelligence, can read minds.