30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male (Page 2)

[lonelyafxd]

This is somewhat satirical but as a fellow white straight male, I agree with many of your points.

[myTake Owner]

Thank you

[Anonymous]

to me, by far the hardest and most important part of being a male is learning to be comfortable with the posibility of being a forever alone.

me thinks that, if you can overcome that hurdle, being a male isn't that bad.

moreover, i believe that, unless you overcome this fear, its almost inevitable to become a mysoginist.

[Volvagia]

being alone is gr8 tho..

[Opinion Owner]

@Volvagia yes, it can be. however, at least i, needed to mature quite a bit to realize this.

[Juxtapose]

The amount of these salty retards who don't understand satire is seriously depressing.

[myTake Owner]

I know right

[SirRexington]

A satirical Take on what should have been a satirical Take. Good. You could have done a lot better though.

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[DancingGirl]

Women should be more understanding of boys. I try to remember that when I’m in a bitchy mood 💕

[myTake Owner]

Aw, I agree that men should also do the same to women and end the prejudice within both genders. Thank you.
This was parody of another Take that was within bias, so I did satire.
One of the main messages within this Take is : We too, experience similar problems no matter what gender as a response. There are a few messages within this Satire

[reventon4]

@DancingGirl Sounds like you are the material I would go out with

[DancingGirl]

@reventon4 I like older guys, but 118 years old :o

[reventon4]

You should subtract that by at least ninty to get a more realistic result

[DianaWest]

yes, I don't think men's lives are not hard, but they can hardly be said to be as hard as women's. Women are most likely to be victims of rape, domestic abuse, trafficking, forced pornography, molestation, etc. Yes, men are not immune to these issues, but the world is a tad more shitty for women. Not to mention that most of the world expects women to be no more than 110 lbs and 5''9 and at least a C cup to be anywhere near close to "beautiful."

[AMEL2332]

it really sounds hard both genders have their issues life isn't meant to be easy for anyone :)

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[LMNOP123]

I was looking forward to the possibility of someone making a male version of this :)

[myTake Owner]

Sorry if a sort-of-parody version isn't what you expected
Though I hope someone makes an actual original one stating true and relatable points a male/female struggles with

[LMNOP123]

Nah, there’s some truth behind many of those things. It’s not like the female one was on point anyway xD

[azzntittiz]

Your life sounds pretty easy to me if that's all the shit you deal with, boy bye.

[guyuser2]

Ya ya. Everything is easy being a male..
Try being a short , weak built male with thick hairs all over the face and body.

[myTake Owner]

I agree, it's a mirrored parody on this Take which does sounds like a pretty easy life in boy ver.
30 Daily Struggles of Being Female ↗

[azzntittiz]

Yeah but hers is way more sensible and holds a lot of truth. See? you made a parody of the same things for a man and it sounded stupid because men don't it as rough as we do, and I am not even trying to argue with you.

[myTake Owner]

You pulled that hypocritical response from the deepest parts of your ass, girl bye.

[azzntittiz]

Bye boy.

[Ahsthen]

@guyuser2 : mutants and misfits get extra billing.

[Ellie-V]

I just wish men had the experience of getting periods... just for one year. I bet their whole perspective would change.
Not saying the male perspective is wrong or flawed or anything... I just want to see it happen :)

[reventon4]

If my girlfriend reports and updates me every single detail when she has period, that will be plenty informative to me

[guyuser2]

And I Wis women for one year had to deal with beard / shaving beard , and chest hairs..

[DianaWest]

@reventon4 If a guy wants to know what it feels like to have period cramps, just imagine the time when you had to shit real bad but had to hold it for 72 or more hours because you could not get to a bathroom.

[reventon4]

@DianaWest I had cramps on the toilet before, know what it feels like

[Ellie-V]

@reventon4 Shit cramps and period cramps are not the same lol
Although, for some, women get bad diarrhea during their period.

[reventon4]

I'd rather get period cramps than the other way around

[Ellie-V]

@reventon4 if ya say so...

[reventon4]

OK give me periods, little pony

[Ellie-V]

@reventon4 Little pony?

[reventon4]

Yes because you are too cute for this world

[Ellie-V]

@reventon4 Well, that's what the banner says on the picture, if you can see it. But i'm an alien, not a pony. Thank you tho.

[Phoenix98]

Most of those are not real issues or issues at all.

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[Phoenix98]

So the mytake was a joke? Or was poking fun at the left?

[myTake Owner]

It was satire parodying another Take 30 Daily Struggles of Being Female ↗

[Phoenix98]

Ah I see well I didn't read that one so I didn't what you were doing, clever.

[musical_kittycat]

So basically you copied the other Take. Okay. I know being male has its issues too, but you don't need to take almost word for word someone else's original work that they probably spent a lot of time thinking up.

[myTake Owner]

Yes I copied another Take
It was intentional because it is a satirical parody.

[musical_kittycat]

Okay. Alright…

[JessForAdvice]

Just be who you want to be. Life is too short to dwell on all this.

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[Ahsthen]

whom

[CubsterShura]

Look, I understand being INSPIRED by other myTakes, it's really a good thing and it's amazing when a writer gets inspired by other's writings.

But this was a totally petty rip-off. You made some good points, but the presentation sucks.

[myTake Owner]

Sorry, I was never inspired by the original MyTake.

This whole MyTake is satire parodying the original MyTake. I mirrored it intentionally for this purpose, not to claim originality. It was all intentional, in other words it's a troll post.

[CubsterShura]

Then you should have written in a way that it's obvious that it's a parody. It didn't look like that, so I would still give the same comment. The presentation was really bad.

[myTake Owner]

But it's your fault you didn't get the joke :/

[CubsterShura]

When you present a joke, you have to write it in a manner for your readers to understand. You seriously have to read your post again. It looks like anything but a satirical parody.

[myTake Owner]

When you decide to write a comment, you have to read to the very end of the Take to understand.
You seriously have to read the very last comment of my post again. I can't appeal to your needs, sorry.

[CubsterShura]

Even I could make a post full of racial slurs and write in the end that it's dark humor.

[myTake Owner]

But I never said you can't

[CubsterShura]

You didn't, but the fact is, you can get away with writing whatever you want and stating at last that it was a joke. In reality, nope.

[myTake Owner]

Never said I can't either
However misjudging my intentions are all on you, it's up to you to take it or leave it

[CubsterShura]

When you post something, you also get opinions. I simply stated mine and I gave you the honest opinion. You really could have made this interesting, but like I said, the presentation was bad. Now it's up to you whether or not you actually take my opinion into consideration when it comes to improving your writing.

[myTake Owner]

As I said before, I can't appeal to ->your<- needs of interest. Your intentions of My Take aren't the same as what you want it to be. It is not my fault you completely missed and misunderstood the message and started to critique my amazing creativity instead that some others enjoyed. The intention was to MIRROR and parody, not improve writing. Can you understand this much at least? Thank you for your concern, though.
It's okay if you don't like it, others will but at least don't misunderstand.

[CubsterShura]

You can't ever impress everyone, that's true. But a good number of people could not understand the humor.

[myTake Owner]

Some of these good number of people haven't read the entirety of my Take which was most likely the case, or haven't read the Take I was parodying, or haven't even read my final words which most resulted in insulting me which I found humorous myself.
We have @Tatia_Del down below who has read the other comments and came to a realization that she was one of the very few who had read the Take entirely, took notice and made a comment in rhetorical format regarding it.
My humor was in satirical format, I didn't expect that many people would not have finished the entirety of My Take, but I did expect bitterness which I enjoyed. I also did not expect this take to become something as it was satire parodying another Take, and it's also my first Take.

[CubsterShura]

I did read it completely, and until the last line the words 'sarcasm' 'parody' 'joke' 'satire' did not come to my head for once. Like I said earlier, even I could write a post full of racial slurs and use terrible language... heck, I could write an entire page of spam and then write in the end 'happy April fools' or 'this was a joke' something like that, but it wouldn't stop pissing off people.

[myTake Owner]

That was not the first impression I received from you as you thought I was inspired by the OG Take;calling it a rip-off. But in fact, it was meant to be satirical parody on that Take. I believe anyone who takes notice, they would come to a realization that the OG take and this take are exactly within the same format;mirrored, and that this was just parody, despite me ever so rarely making good points. Your point that this Take in fact pisses some people off does not mask/cast aside the intentions of the Take that are openly stated. It is what it is, and these people do not bother me in this least, only entertain. These are examples of people who can not handle satire, or, a simple joke if it may be. And even if these people are pissed only proves my point as it is a complete and accurate mirror of a Take I was parodying.
It's a win-win in either way.

[CubsterShura]

The fact that you are even arguing with me about it is showing how much sincerity you lack. I didn't say that you have to take my words lol, but at least at this point you could stop arguing. When you write a post you have to be clear about your intention, period.

[myTake Owner]

I have also never said that I will take your words. I'm conflicting with them because you seem to have a great misunderstanding (s) since your very first reply and is very keen on them despite me evaluating myself continuously, not because I am lacking sincerity. That is simply how you just view me from our pointless conversation, which I have no problem with.

When I write a post I have to be clear about my intentions? I agree, that's why I made it extra clear in the Take, especially at the very ending that this is indeed satire, parodying another Take. This is not a lighthearted Take.

I agree that at this point ''I should stop arguing'' with you, because I have came to a conclusion that you are missing a few functionary brain cells that makes you result in having a lack of understanding, along with a masked ego. That was the very first assumption I made and may it be the last.

I pray to God that your next reply better be you ->simply<- agreeing to disagree.
I will respond if not.

[Nivinxus]

Please continue this debate, I'm enjoying this immensely

[CubsterShura]

@Nivinxus Nah, according to this dude whoever disagrees with him lacks a few brain cells. Ain' arguing with this oversmart arrogant person anymore.

[myTake Owner]

Smart decision

[Anonymous]

Ironically, this is actually from inequality. A lot of guys think things are perfectly equal for women in American. While they are certainly better than most countries, these issues men deal with is, is not because of women, but society placing masculine values and traits as more important and better than female/feminine traits.

[milettescheepers]

You sound like a pussy. Therefore you dont need a pussy. Fuck just embrace what you have. And stop complaining ffs.. life is soooo bad cause you were born a man. Fuck get yourself a boyfriend who loves you just the way you are tadaaaaa

[myTake Owner]

You are right
I am pussy
I don't need pussy
I will dump my girlfriend and get myself a boyfriend who loves me just the way I am

I will give him penenasis
I'm parodying. 30 Daily Struggles of Being Female ↗
If you have not a biased mindset, please do not insult this girl the same way you did me. She may be sensitive.

[WhereAmI]

Good mytake. Don't worry, someone you'll get a bitchin sports car or monster truck to compensate for your micro-penenasis.

Good point on females getting the cashier jobs. Why can't they push shopping carts like the guys?

[Guanfei]

You forgot that you have to pay for every single date you have, for everything a girl wants, because "guys are supposed to do that".

[myTake Owner]

Oh no
How could I have forgotten such importance

[Hidden_P]

It may be a pisstake but it wasn't funny when she did it, it’s not funny now.

[Anon-ymous1]

Uh, she was serious. He's not. But both posts are still very meh; this one is slightly more meh than the other.

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[DaddyRollingStone]

This is a lot of whining. I'm writing you a prescription for two (2) testicles. ak0.picdn.net/.../7.jpg

[myTake Owner]

Thank you for your donation
I'm also writing you an appointment at the hospital to get your eyes seriously checked out. You appear to be half-blind.

[Dargil]

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[myTake Owner]

Yes, I am shitting you