30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male

Being born a male is no walk in the park. Let me list the things we males face on the daily that makes life a little chilly pepperish

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male

1. I was born a male.

Fuuuuuuck! It's a boy. Your mom is devastated! She wanted a girl. Sad story bro, you're now going to be raised into a shitty beta male because your mother is a single mother and is going to make you clean, cook, wash dishes, hang laundry and turn you completely feminine which is looked down upon in society. Ironically by women.

2. Because of my gender, I don't get the job I want.

God damn, why is society so biased? Women only jobs? I can be a cashier too you know. Why can't I sit and count money all day long and stick a few coins within my pocket to buy me some oreo biscuits and a pack of cheetos. I get silently mocked, ridiculed and even looked down upon because I don't have a job/I don't have a decent job because I'm expected to have a high paying job so the gold diggers can flock to me. Ugh

3. If I speak my mind, I get called a pussy.

If I dare open my mouth and is against the norms, I get called a pussy/salty. I get called a pussy/salty if I have a very strong opinion when people try to bring me down or call me out because they don't like what they see or think of me.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male

4. Because I am a boy, I am supposed to know how to do REALLY hard technical stuff like changing car tires, woodcut lv99, electrical hard wire.

And still expect to know how to cook or do housekeeping.(But little do expectations know that you were raised by a mother so you already know how to do these things since age fourteen.) If I don't know how to do them technical stuff, I won't get that plus attribute. Very very sad and my mother will say these very very very hurtful comments like ''If you don't know how to cook ain't no girl gunna want ya.'' Cooking and housekeeping are a must to seduce a woman onto my micropenesis. I was taught that EvERYdAy so it must not be a lie.

5. Because I am a boy, I am supposed to keep my penenasis in my pants to prevent being locked up on the spot.

Oh boy, it's an extreme difficulty to keep my penenesis in my pants. If I'm showing too much centimeters, I have no respect for myself and I am asking to be locked up, in fact I probably will. While on the other hand, horny females will probably have their panties wet and jaws dropped in less than a second when they see my Monster Micro. Such a burden.

6. I can't wear makeup.

I probably haven't washed my face too properly when I got up this morning, I always look tired, ugly or sick, so I want to wear makeup to conceal my flaws, but I can't. If I do wear makeup, I get called gay and will probably get shot in the hood. Like, give ya boy a break!

7. If I'm being a pussy/moody/pissy, I'm surprisingly bleeding through my penis.

Like I always have that time of the month when I become a dog and bark at everyone's head off when I bleed through my penis, but that doesn't mean I'm always bleeding through my penis. It weirdly concerns me more that people asks me if I'm bleeding through my penis rather than ask me about my day.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male


8. I should be a classical high status ambitious man who already has a car, house and a top tier job by the age of 30.

If I am single and I'm not these things/have these things, by the time I hit 30, I am then undesirable, unwanted. God is worrying about me and my life as I'm already failing.

9. I am supposed to be have a normal, straight-face on all the time.

I am sorry if I'm always showing my teeth. How am I supposed to keep a straight-face on 24/7 I'm a happy person. I do put on a straight-face but only when things tragic happen to me. I'll stop smiling when I want to not when you tell me too.

10. I am expected to be nice when girls have their periods.

Yes say hello to the cramps, bloatedness, continuous bleeding, acne and the craziness these pussies happen to do for 30+ years every month. We're supposed to be fascinated and freaked out that girls bleed for days and still live as if it's not their natural biological thing to do. We're supposed to be extra nice when they have these periods for whatever reason and they are somehow violent against their will, flippy and act like they want to box. As the famous rapper Montana of 300 says ''I ain't tryna box but I'll put you in the box.'' Female or male, period or not, you wanna fight let's go then.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male



11. We are never given new clothes and shoes, or things that were ''in.''

Coming from a black person, I'm given mostly hand-me-downs, and is expected to wear clothes that has been worn by other people before. Given clothes that are bigger than me, never fit and is given this line ''You'll grow into them'' throughout my whole life. It was not pleasant.

12. My body is supposed to be athletic.

I am supposed to be 6 foot tall, a muscular figure not too ripped; Big chest, abs, broad shoulders etc..
How am I supposed to have all that? I'm only 5'7 tall, I'm already lacking somethin' that can't be fixed...So just deal with what I have and love me the way I am or go away.

13. I am supposed to make the move on a woman.

Society still hasn't fully grasped the reality that women can make the first move too, they're human beings with the same capabilities. However, I'm expected to make a move just because I have a penenisis.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male

14. I am supposed to be fascinated that a vagina has magical powers that naturally and biologically borns me into this disgusting world.

Why? It's something that's biologically done and expected. The more it's emphasized, bragged and put on a pedestal about it, the more I feel less sympathy. But I'm still expected to cope what magical powers it's capable of.

15. I am expected to not cry.

Because real men don't cry.

16. I am not strong enough for life.

When a man has hold his tears all night and wakes up the next morning and goes on with his life with a smile on his face. If that's not what strong is, I don't know the word.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male


17. I am supposed to look good and maintain myself all the time.

No pringle man mustache, no osama, no bushy penenasis, no excess body hair. Just no no no. I am supposed to smell like a boy all the time, well... I'm a boy, what the hell am I supposed to smell like? I just want to take off my underwear and let my boy penenesis free from jail. Free my boy penesis.
It's so hard when he's locked up all the time.

18. I don't have my driver's license.

God dammit, I'm this <--- age already and still don't have a driver's license. Especially now that I have a job and need the transportation. I heard females are bad drivers though, is that true?

19. Eating without gaining weight.

''You eat a lot and still not get any bigger?? What you're eating again? Where's that food going??'' Obviously down in my penenesis tf.

20. Expected to care that girls fart and poop.

Everyone farts and poops. Who the hell thinks otherwise? Who the hell actually believes that females don't? Wait is this actually a thing? I'm not sure anymore.

oH WAiT. TherE'S moRE.

21. Hair on my balls while wearing an underwear.

22. For some reason expected to pull up AND down the toilet seat. Meet me half way or not at all. I'm pissing on the toilet seat if you don't.

23. No penis print when wearing yoga pants in public, sad story.

24. I gotta get a haircut or else I won't look 2kewl on the first day of school or don't look after myself. NAH.

25. Cum stains on my sheets ... :/

26. Struggle between watching porn and working out. Hmm, damn Kelsi Monroe looking way too good in my eyes right now. Ugh the guilt.

27. Don't mistake me sending a penenesis pic on your phone as me wanting you. Geez take it easy, I just want your penesesis pic back you sexy trans.

28. Too broke asf to buy anything.

29. There is nothing to wear in a closet full of hand-me-downs. I look better naked.

30. Having too much inches on my penenesis or having no penenesis at all.
Fuuuuuuuu.

Someone needs to make a more real and original topic stating true and actual struggles within both genders that majority could relate to.


This is somehow a satirical parody.

30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male
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