Accidentally clogged the toilet at my crushes house, what should I do?

[Anonymous]

I accidentally clogged the toilet at my best friends house whose brother I have a crush on. Thankfully he wasn't home when it happened, but there wasn't a plunger in the bathroom and my friend didn't know where they kept it so I had to ask her dad to find me one and it was extremely embarrassing. What if they tell him I clogged the toilet? How can I recover from this embarrassing episode? Is it a big deal? Holy shit, please share your opinions I'm freaking out. Lol.

[dipta]

Not wanting to alarm you, but in my family he would hear about it on the first opportunity... But in a funny way. On another note, it's like you're already part of the family now! =D
I doubt that was the first time that toilet got clogged. Must be like a bonding experience. I'll stop now.

It was also pretty funny how you wrote "I accidentally clogged..."
Very few people would have made it on purpose at their crushe's house, haha

[Vanina]

I farted really loud at my boyfriend's bathroom once. I was literally going''where did that come from?''. Then I pretended to cough so he thinks that it's not really what he heard. Then he responded''I HEARD THAT''. Even though we've been together for 3 years, I still feel embarrassed.

[sweetestxemily]

omgosh!! this is the funniest post!!! i wouldn't sweat it!! if you can laugh about it then it shows that you have humor! super good quality to have :) LOL at least you made it to the bathroom.. it could have been worse.

[Asker]

I seriously just laughed out loud. Yeah I think I dealt with it pretty well initially, I actually laughed about and was really cool about it. I work as a CNA and I'm fairly desensitized to the whole embarrassment to human byproducts normally I guess it was just the issue of it being at my crushes house lol.

[snowboarder720]

have you ever seen that scene in Dumb and Dumber? lol. Anyway, yeah I suggest asking her dad for a plunger. Maybe he's cool enough to giving you a hand by himself doing it or he's one of the super strict dads that just hands you a plunger and tell you to have at it.
Either way you'll get it figured out, so the worse thing to do is panic or freak out.

[BertMacklinFBI]

i doubt the dad will really say anything i mean its a hit or miss really. depends on his sense of humor i guess. i think you'll be fine.

[Asker]

Yeah but everyone made kind of a big deal about it because I guess they very rarely have to unclog the toilet and the mom was in the room when I asked her dad. I'm like 85% sure he going to find out one way or another.

[BertMacklinFBI]

even if they did they probably would never bring it up in front of you. just prepare for the worst or simply just get over it, i mean that in a polite way. the facts are, you clogged the toilet, they didn't expect it but they fixed it. weeks later its not gonna matter.

[linkywinky]

Oh man bahah don't sweat it.

My manager clogged the toilet at work and she's a really meek individual, so she was all frantic and embarrassed and had to ask another manager to unclog it for her...

She gave him a $10 gift card for doing it for her. But they treat each other the same since the incident. It's not a big deal, shit happens.

... literally.

[404filenotfound]

I think it'll be alright, I doubt that they're just going to come out and tell him that you specifically clogged their toilet while he was away. Worst case scenario, who really cares in the grand scheme of things? He's probably clogged toilets too, it's all good.

[been_waiting]

I highly doubt the dad will be like "yeah that jessica girl came over and took the biggest dump, clogged the toilet and everything, son"

its not really something people talk about lol. I'm sure they've already forgotten. You should be okay.

[Littlett25]

LMAO that's why I don't go to the bathroom other than my own house unless i seriously need to go.

[BertMacklinFBI]

lol!!

[Asker]

I did really have to go, and I had been there all day so it was kinda hard for me to just not go all day. Lol.

[Littlett25]

Lol I've held on longer than that lol. When there's a whole bunch of people up north at our cottage. I'm not taking any chances.

I have a feeling that your crush will find out. Probably because your friend would think it would be a funny story to tell him.

[Littlett25]

Its the truth lol. I'm not taking any chances haha @BertMacklinFBI

[Asker]

Yeah I know, I'm pretty sure he's going to find out too. That's really the reason I see it as an issue. Normally I probably wouldn't think twice about it.

[Littlett25]

I would act normal around him & don't say anything about it unless he brings it up. If he does just laugh it out.

[sobg71124]

Similar happened to me. How awful! I just suggested to her that we leave and go somewhere, and hopefully someone else would get the blame. SO embarrassing, right?

[stevie123]

Shit happens, so it has been said.
Embarrassing things occur, and luckily, most are quickly forgotten.

[Klaatu51]

maybe tell his dad to not tell him anything and say because you;re 'shy' to him as an excuse?

[Asker]

Well, I didn't really want to make a big deal out of it either because I figured that would make it even weirder if I like pulled her dad aside and was like "hey, I clogged the toilet and I'm embarrassed." So I just kinda acted like it was no big deal but now I'm sort of freaking out.

[oldanddecrepid]

Ahhh I am a dad, and it would be no biggie to me! We have seen all kinds of crap in our days hahaha

[bananatossing]

hahahaha whoever sees that will take care of it and try to forget it. You shouldn't worry about it.

[Asker]

Haha well I unclogged it! I wasn't just going to leave the toilet clogged! That would be even ruder! And inconsiderate!

[Bandit74]

Well as long as your crush wasn't there to witness the incident I'd say you're good.

[p0rtis26]

This is toooooo funny. It was probably because you used too much toilet paper.

[pr3ttybr0wn]

Oh hun. They're gonna tell him.

[Asker]

I know. I have already prepared for that.

[ajboarder]

Everybody poops.

- Confucius

[Asker]

I'm pretty sure there is a bathroom book with that title.