Guys, what would you do if a random girl smacked your ass?

Question

Or grabbed it? I've wanted to sometimes, but I controlled myself.

0ddjob · Accepted Answer

This has happened to me three times. One at a rodeo, once in the hall when I was in high school. Both of these times, I was walking and I was swatted/ grabbed as I walked past. I asked them if they got what they needed. One turned red and walked away, one came back for a grope and a squeeze.

The third one was different.

I was on a train and got up to give a lady my seat.

She was nice looking, but probably 35 - 40 years old ( I was 19).

She said "thank you", I said "you're welcome" and I stepped forward a little and held onto the overhead grip.

A couple of minutes passed and my mind had moved on to something else.

I was completely zoned out, preoccupied with whatever.

Next think I know, I feel this grip on the cheek of my butt like she has decided to try to squeeze off a chunk. Not violent or painful, but like my buttcheek was a piece of clay and she had decided to make an ashtray.

I was way unprepared and not expecting this. It startled the living sh*t out of me. I think I yelled "hey!" or "WTF!"

I jumped and kneed the back of a guys seat and had to apologize for being a spazz.

When I realized it was the woman and not... I don't know... a dog biting me, or a zombie attack... or a gay dude, I asked her if she found whatever it was she was looking for.

She was funny and smart and about half drunk. We had a great time talking for the rest of the trip.

erekmax · Accepted Answer

turn the other cheek ;)

Tamikaze · Accepted Answer

I think touching someone like that is not a good idea and you have controlled yourself, so you realize that on a deeper level. Unfortunately, society and the media send these confusing messages that make it look like men would welcome any sort of touch by a female, and guys have to live up to playing stuff off like it is no big thing, but seriously I think you just should not do this. Next thing you know guys are going to be crossing the line (not like they don't already try to in many situations) and pulling stuff like that on us. I am blown away with how touchy feely guys think they can get when you go out dancing. They think grinding and grabbing is just fine and that is aggravating. It wasn't like that 20 years ago.

So, I may be giving a less than "cool" opinion but it is my opinion. Wait to smack the ass of your boyfriend :)

traintolondon · Accepted Answer

I've only done it once, at a party. he looked like an easy-going guy and was laughing and joking around a lot, so I went up to him in the bar and smacked him lightly on the butt (don't even know why, something just went wrong in my head), and when he turned around to look at me I said "sorry, I ran out of pickup-lines". he laughed a lot and today we are really good friends ;) I can't answer for how guys like it but I think it depends a lot on personality, who is doing the smacking, mood and where you are :P

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

What's with the wussies reacting violently? I get grabbed on all the time and no I don't dress invitingly. Just one night out and men are purposely feeling us up on the dancefloor as if we asked them to. I've had my fair share of being violated and objectified even by a simple look, so if I want to grab a nice piece of ass, I am going to grab that piece of ass. Enough said! All you bitches can go cry to your mommies and ask Santi Clause for a penis and some balls next time.

Marciano1 · Answer

My ass has been slapped/grabbed b4 (gently) lool...one time it was a smack, I looked back slowww...sayin that better be an accident lol...but it was a cute chick with her friend..i said oyy that's private property you have to pay to touch it...she said, you accept sainsbury vouchers, lol..i said no, but its gonna to cost you a hug :P...

But its up to you, I don't think a guy would complain unles you blow his bum cheeks off with a shotgun... ;)

theydidntnameme · Answer

if I didn't know her and it was a public place (like a retail store) I would most likely pretend it didn't happen.. I don't know why

this reminds me of the first time I got smacked.. it was middle school I believe. I was walking with my friend (guy) and these two girls in our grade that we both knew were walking past us. I could tell something was up, there was a smirk on one of the girls faces or something, I could just feel something was about to happen... anyways we were walking and these 2 girls walk past us and they both split and walk around either side of our formation. when the 2 girls were along our flanks they both smacked me and my friend's asses simultaneously... since it was my first time I didn't really realize the magnitude of what just happened (I was still taking it in) but my friend on the other hand turned and looked back at the girls with the most playa one sided smile on his face... I wanted to laugh so hard when I saw my friend's reaction lol... good times

drummerdude25 · Answer

This actually happened to me a couple times in high school... I was at my locker getting books both times and this random girl comes by, still no idea who it was, and gave me a nice little smack. ;)

She kinda turned around and smiled too, but it was so surprising and it happened so fast, I never had the time to recognize her. It made me smile tho. lol

StringofFate · Answer

It hasn't happened to me since middle school, but I was a little immature then and it freaked me out because I thought guys were supposed to do that kinda stuff. Today it would amuse me/turn me on. ^^ Depends on the girl it's coming from, it would still freak me out if a girl I considered serious did it, I'd be like where the hell did that come from. If it was an offbeat-humor kinda girl I'd say haha, she's so crazy. And I'd get a boner. :P

scar1 · Answer

i wouldn't do anything other than be pissed most likely and if I f think its nessisary I might pull out some painful ikiado. even if I was flattered I would be more pissed off because female are socially and legally allowed to do what want other kill me or leave me barely alive (atleast in us) but guys are supposed to just let it go

taster · Answer

NO..it is not respectful..whether males are doing it do females...or females are doing it to males...I am a friendly, kindly person...if you KNOW me...there is so much you can do with me (or to me) but a little bit of respect is not too much to ask for...

G-Daz · Answer

I have actually had this happen like so many times, some of them being freinds sisters lol. Usually I have jumped before because they came out of nowhere but depends on who it was. I have asked them what do they think they are doing. But otherwise just look at them like they are crazy,

eldamien · Answer

It really depends on the context.

If it's someone I don't know in a sitaution where it's not appropriate (like, I dunno, church?) then I'd be offended. If it's at a party and it's someone I'm talking to or joking around with, I wouldn't be upset but I'd have to tell them I'm dating someone so cool it.

When I'm single though, all bets are off. Get a handful. Just remember you have to bring your ass near me to grab mine - expect a grab or a smack back.

MachineMan · Answer

Girls do it all the time, just don't be surprised when I return it later on in the night ;-)

Anonymous · Answer

this has happened to me when I was at a summer festival. I was lining up to buy my girlfriend some icecream and the line up was long which intersected the walk ways. I was minding my business in line and I felt this "firm grab" from behind... I took a look back to see if my girlfriend was playing tricks on me... she wasn't around... there were a lot of people around..

- felt harrassed...

Prof_Don · Answer

That happened to me once in high school, in a crowded stairwell during passing period. After I felt the smack I saw two freshman-looking girls walking away giggling. I was honestly in shocked (as in a "wtf just happened?" type of things).

I seriously felt violated. :-X

eve16 · Answer

That's interesting that most guys seem to like their asses getting smacked, but when I talk to other girls the general answer is that we do not like it. In fact, we see it as harassment.

KingMahseri · Answer

woww  don't control yourself next time , LET THAT ANIMAL OUT ;) lol anyways what about the opposite , what would you do if a random guy smacked your ass ? well not really random maybe a guy friend from school ?!

DonMichelle · Answer

Turn around and smile, ''Nice way to get my attention ;)''

Depending on whether I'm interested I'd ask her her name, ask her to come to the bar, ''Have a drink and a chat''... see where it gets me ;) hahaha

Anonymous · Answer

odly girl I have a crush on did it to me, I said what the hell cause I dint know who did it. my buddies started shouting too thinking something was wrong but they only seen her but dint see her do it. so I just told my buddies she just suprised me. definite turn on though since it is something I wouldent expect her to do in fact last thing I expected her to do.if it was random girl would take it as a compliment if I found her attractive would definitly talk to her.

Anonymous · Answer

I don't like being treated as a sex object. So yeah I'd punch her in the gut at the very least.

usbiv223 · Answer

Generally, I find it flattering. My wife finds it funny if she doesn't think the woman's a threat, but if the woman is closer to our age my wife might get cranky.

SanDiegoRick · Answer

It's happened before and sometimes I'll get embarrassed a little. I have never actually interacted with any of these girls because they walk away real fast.

HomoErectus · Answer

lol, its happened just a few times, but in general my rules is, if the girl's hot then I'll take it as a compliment but have my revenge, if she's not I'd just kinda let her know it didn't bother me but I don't want that again...

themastaplan · Answer

happened to me last weekend, I just turned around and smerked at her...i knew who she was and it wasn't that surprising that she did it...

but usually I'll try to start a convo, I mean it is a pretty good attention "grabber" - no pun intended

Anonymous · Answer

Some chick did that to me once in High School. It really creped me the hell out and after I asked her why she did it she just laughed. So I reported her for sexual harassment and went along with my day.

taster · Answer

Depends on who's doing the grabbing or smacking...probably no different from a random kiss.if I find you attractive you might be able to do a great deal...but if I am not attracted to you than I would not like it ...

Icaro · Answer

QA, it's a good thing you controlled yourself, look at this: lol...

meguyugirl · Answer

It happened to me way back in middleschool and honestly I felt violated lol. I caught the same girl try to do it again a couple days later, she just ran off giggling. I didn't do anything the first time I was just like wth did that just happen.

mikewnaz · Answer

well I would love that.  if he has a girlfriend she might be pissed but I say do it lol.  men love being touched but please only do it if your interested.  I've had women just touch me so they would get attention.

micricjac · Answer

haha ummmmmm be suprised for one

depends what mood if I'm in a random mood like now I might run after you just fir the fun of it

but normally do nothing or if you turned round as you went past id smile and be polite

Ds6754 · Answer

I've had that happen before and honestly I don't think I want someone random to do it again. If it was a girl I knew better and we were flirting at the time, well that might be a different story.

planetearth · Answer

I'd assume she was joking and kind of wild. I don't know if the whole thing would make me at all interested in her though.  I would just shrug it off and think she was being silly or drunk.

jcmrq · Answer

It depends how you do it. If you do it to me, and It takes me by surprise, and I think someone is trying to rob me or something, you would end up with a broken arm when I react to the "attack".

sikoo31 · Answer

i'd be turned on and laugh haha one time I got my ass pinched in a pool by a fat girl, it was funny, but only after.

jcmrq · Answer

Responding to your update, It actually would make me feel more masculine if girls were trying to smack my ass :-p And they have some time.

ianm91 · Answer

I say thank you. It's happened to me a lot. I like to smile and give them the chin up like, yee you know its good.  Lol

guv2201 · Answer

If there girl is cute I would be flattered, but if she was not attractive at all it would make me feel weird.

WeaponZero · Answer

I would be creeped out to be honest and probably say something to her about it.  It's really offputting to have a stranger touch me.

Distant · Answer

I would feel surprised and flattered. Girls usually don't go around doing this, haha.

boribori90 · Answer

Depends on the situation, really. If it's just a random occurrence I'd probably laugh and see if she had something to say. lol.

Beastieboys95 · Answer

HAHA I have a friend that when I always hug I grab his ass he's never told me anything about it, he seems to like it a little I think,

beastman88 · Answer

simple, smack her ass so hard, it leaves a hand print lol

Mohamed_Nour · Answer

lol maybe I  will get her number or I will split her skull into quarters ::D

sigsauer45 · Answer

I would not real care if a random girl smacked me on the ass it would be kind of hot

Godevibber · Answer

I would think: cool this girl must really like me

amatuer_zombie · Answer

i have had that happened to me...this women was in her mid-30's I guess i didn't know wht to do...lol I was 16 then

Anonymous · Answer

I'm pretty sensitive so I would probably squeak and my body would instinctively jerk away in the other direction.

greese · Answer

I take as a sign that I'm able to flirt back, but I have to recollect myself from the surprise that happens so rarely.

Light_Yagami · Answer

I would asses her hotness and proceed  with the appropriate response from there

stark101 · Answer

i be happy as hell, and see where this new adventure may take me

MikeK · Answer

It happens to me occasionally... doesn't really bother me too much.  If it's repeated, I tend to get a little annoyed... Double standard...

jacquesvol · Answer

It happened to me, three times. I just smiled. I should have returned them the favor)

Anonymous · Answer

I would grab some why not , it happens to me I can't do it back I mean a nice piece of ass is a nice piece of ass go out and get some

MichaelL · Answer

Just look at the girl like she's crazy. Has happened to me before plenty of times.

Anonymous · Answer

Masculism! Rotflmao! Masculosmitude? Mascularity? Masculonomy? How about masculinity?

Hunter1511 · Answer

i just turn around smile and laugh, hahaha as long as your single though

Anonymous · Answer

Tell her not to do it again;  because I'll break her arm next time...!

Anonymous · Answer

A random girl tried to grope me once. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

105Guitarist · Answer

i would be surprised but it would be a good one.

What-If · Answer

How would you feel if some random guy you don't know smacked /your/ ass?

Anonymous · Answer

If she's hot, I'd smile and return the favor!  Maybe grab a boob too! ;)

Dom163 · Answer

I would pull out my baby powder and pimp slap her

arashmenalagha · Answer

I would say do it again :D

Anonymous · Answer

I'd split her skull in half.

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