Who should the Bureau of Federal Prisons assign as Trump's Cellmate?

When the Bureau intakes Trump he will be tested and assigned to a cell with a cellmate. Which of the following would make the best cellmate for Trump and why?
"Hi! Im the cellblock Booty Bandit and its my job to orient you to Prison life"
"Hi! I'm the cellblock Booty Bandit and its my job to orient you to Prison life"
Ted Kazczynskyi, the Unabomber
Ramzi Yousef 1993 World Trade Center Bomber
Harvey Weinstein, Entertainment Mogul
Jeffery Epstein's Rotting Corpse
Rush Limbaugh's Rotting Corpse
Hannible Lecter (If he existed)
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Who should the Bureau of Federal Prisons assign as Trump's Cellmate?
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