"Weird" fetishes: Some guys love to lick a girl's dirty soles, toss her salad, and let her pee on them.
Porn: And showing no shame at the gas station. "2 HUSTLERS FOR 9.99?" Guy says after buying a swisher "I'll take it"
Fantasy leagues/sports: Some guys get defensive and will taunt others who disagree with their opinion on sports and players.
One upping each other: Being too competitive, proving each other wrong, getting jealous when women talk about other guys.
Gambling/betting: Texas Hold Em, internet poker. Who can belch louder, drink faster, drink more, fart longer, whose turd is bigger, etc
Their pen15 size: Measuring it, petting it like a parakeet, being insecure about it, asking girls on GAG about it, obsessed with getting head so much they don't see that women need to be pleased too.
Being Loud: Loud exhaust, loud car BASS that rattles the car, loud burping, loud home theater systems etc.
Their cars: And it doesn't matter if it's an old Honda Civic, some guys will spend tons of money putting a Mach 3 razor looking spoiler and a drop kit so low it road humps the speed breaker.
Violence: Blood, gore, fights, freak accidents, murder mysteries, supernatural evil, guns, knives, swords, dying for honor, pain, physical drama, war, battles, explosions.
The movie Scarface: Or anything mafia, Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Sopranos, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Boondock Saints
Death defying stupidity: "Bro, you dare me to, bitch? I can do a back flip off this balcony, land on the window AC unit below, somersault off it and land next to my dog below..Indian style" SEE LINK BELOW
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Being a Bachelor: Some guys avoid commitment.
T-shirt and Jeans: And this is the outfit for most outings unless an occasion requires a dress shirt or a suit.
Dance Dance Revolution: Some guys will be total WALLFLOWERS at a nightclub, but with DDR they hop around like their crotch is on fire.
Videogames: And not just that, but being totally submerged in the virtual worlds of War Craft and Halo.
Poking: Any creepy social media stalking of females some guys do: "Damn she's fine, I'm a send her a message describing her my life story and hope she writes back!"
Lesbian sex: "I wanna see you...and you...make out"
Thinking too deep: Some guys, instead of flirting, will try to impress a girl by bragging or with their knowledge of Quantum Metaphysics.
"Richard, this is just the kind of pretentious bullsh*t that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them."
--Francoise: the movie: The Beach 2000
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