Would you ever want to fight this beast?

[Anonymous]

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Don’t ask why I have an axe

[blissinanarchy1]

You're in shape, I'll give you that. Bulletproof vest, doesn't look loaded. That mask would definetely fuck up your periphal vision. I get this is supposed to be a thirst trap, but as a former boxer, I gotta say that mask would really put you at a disadvantage.

[Asker]

The mask would actually protect my face adequately enough from your punches.

You only have one to knock me out and if I have a mask like that dampening your blows, you pretty much cannot knock me out before I can close the distance on you.

I’m a grappler, so, I just need to get ahold of you and you’re done.

You’ll struggle a bit, perhaps get in a few hits, but nothing that I can’t get through.

(It’ll probably hurt a lot after)

I don’t need peripheral vision to fight you in front of me.

The only issue I see is me having a harder time breathing with the mask on.

I can just take it off if I need to once I get ahold of you/get you to the ground.

[blissinanarchy1]

Periphal vision is ALWAYS needed, unless the person is throwing only jabs and has no idea how to move around or create angles. The breathing thing is a big disadvantage, breathwork is very important so you don't gas out or get hit hard on an exhale. You got me with the wrestling, I can't wrestle for shit. If that mask fits well and is cushioned and thick, hell yeah it'll help. If it's not cushioned or fitted, it'll still hurt. I can tell you that from experience lmao

[blissinanarchy1]

Oh and I mentioned the vest because I'm not a head hunter. I do body shots as well. Kidney, liver, and solar plexus shots hurt like hell.

[Stoner710]

sure if we’re using katana’s (black belt is kendo )

[Asker]

Do you see any katanas?

[Stoner710]

No that’s why I said if we’re using katanas, fist fight I’m not going to win that one, Of course it wasn’t uncommon for axes to go against sword so that could work to

[Sasha_Gee]

If the fight can be avoided, it should be. But if I can get my hands on a knife, I would feel more confident.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Want to? No.
I’d do it if I had to. But could I bring weapons?

[Asker]

You could.

They wouldn’t help you though, sorry.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

You sure?

[Asker]

Depends, what you bringing?

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

A gun, won’t say what kind… But expect a gun 😈

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Or maybe a sword

[Asker]

Okay, you may win.

[lrina]

tbh he doesn't look that intimidating... i mean obv he'd have no trouble defeating a 13 yr old girl like myself, but i'd definitely be a lot more agile and could probably outrun him if anything.

[Asker]

You definitely can’t outrun him.

[lrina]

@embracethepain why not? lmao

[jahaims]

Because an adult man in even decent shape is faster than almost any 13 year old female. There is a reason sports are separated by gender.

[lrina]

@jahaims if you don't weigh much though you could run faster than someone who weighs a lot more

[BCRanger10]

Game on...

[cookiecrusher]

If i have to sure, you seem like someone with a lot of air but low stamina. Would first wear you out then go in for the kill.

[OlderAndWiser]

I don't want to fight anyone!

[Iron_Man]

there’s no reason to fist fight you but that’s what I do best Even though I’m older

[Kiran_Yagami]

Upward angled cameras give no sense of scale. You could be 5'2" for all we know.

[NopeWhatTime]

Yes, with an empty wrapping paper tube 😂

[Asker]

Well, prepare to lose.

[NopeWhatTime]

Nah, I'll win!

[NathanDavis]

no... it would not be much of a challenge

[Asker]

You’re right.

I’ll take away the axe, tie both hands up, tie both ankles up, and blindfold myself.

Calculating……

That should give you at least a 5% chance of winning.

[NathanDavis]

been throwing Tomahawks that were my great uncle's pretty much since around the time you probably stopped wearing diapers... which I assume was around age 6

so yeah, that camping axe of yours means nothing much to me, not from a ridiculous chump like you... lol

[Asker]

Okay, 5.6% chance of you winning now

[NathanDavis]

I really see it more of a 40/60 going either way... but that would be situational

[Asker]

40/60?

I’m going to have to be nearly dead, literally buried in the ground DEAD

For it to be even close to 40/60.

[NathanDavis]

well, you and I both know that's what it would take when two people have been trained to withstand

[Nagahime]

I think I would just run away.

[Asker]

Good decision.

[MCheetah]

Never bring a knife or ax to a gun fight.

[alice55]

I don't want to fight anybody to be honest xD

[humanearth]

I will fight with firewood that needs to be split

[OddBeMe]

Please tell me that’s not you

[Asker]

It’s me in an alternate universe.

So, technically not me right now

But still me.

Makes sense?

[JosyJosy]

Want nope nope

[Ninania]

Lol, nope.

[LovingJo]

Phwoar!!! 😜😍❤️

[jimmy2]

I not sure this is a guy

[SmokinAces2000]

Sure