The goddess Kali comes to Earth and demands that the US *MUST* elect a female president for 2024, no matter what. Who are you voting for?

[MCheetah]

The Goddess Kali

Just anyone but Kamala. Even Kyrsten Sinema agrees with me!

Okay, fine. You masochists can get Kamala, but only as a write-in. That psycho is not going on the ballot.

We gotta put a va gina in the White House, you guys!
Who are you choosing?

Of course, all federal politicians are evil, but Tulsi Gabbard has my vote, as she's the least evil of them all.

Lauren Boebert (Moderate Republican)

Marjorie Taylor Greene (Radical Republican)

Kyrsten Sinema (Moderate Democrat; she's also gay if it matters)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Radical Democrat)

Tulsi Gabbard (Independent; moderately left-leaning)

Cardi B (The Wildcard; "Make America Wet Again")

I'd rather let Kali eat me.

Updates

+1 y

I forgot she existed and don't really care about her or anything, but we can add Kristi Noem and her 14" pythons to the mix, too.

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[EmbraceThePain]

My natural inclination is towards Tulsi Gabbard.


But ideally, I’d like to do more research into the other candidates except a few.

[Lliam]

I selected Tulsi. Another women I'd vote for is Kristi Noem.

[Nomoturtle]

I don't know Kyrsten or Lauren. Tulsi would probably be good. Heck, I'll even take Cardi, just not the others. But I voted Marjorie, because we gotta get them Jewish space lasers outta here. Space force assemble!

[ShadezMcgee]

Out of all the actual options I would take Tulsi. Going off the update, I have heard good things about Kristi, so I would have to see her a bit more before choosing.

[BCA6010]

I live down the street from a Kali. She's a bit nuts and dictates her life with astrology, so her opinion means nothing to me.

[BlackTealLazer]

Kali can eat me. I don't care to vote for any of those ladies considering I don't know any accept Harris.

[TheBigWhistle]

You think Lauren Boebert is a "moderate" Republican? That's adorable. And you know that's Cecily Strong from SNL playing Sinema, not actually Sinema herself, right? Also adorable.

[MCheetah]

"And you know that's Cecily Strong from SNL playing Sinema, not actually Sinema herself, right? "

No sh*t, Captain Obvious.

[TheBigWhistle]

Well, you think Lauren Boebert is a moderate Republican so I thought anything is possible.

[RationalMale]

Kali hasn't been able to made India a successful nation, so I think the USA will be able to dispatch her in roughly five minutes. No need for a female potus.

[De_La_BakedBeans]

Is running an option? Like, really fast to a place really far away?

[exitseven]

I pick A. At least there is a president that I could have target practice with.

[ChiTown33]

None of the above but I'd offer Kali a hamburger.
Hindu's worship cows right?

[Fuentes]

Tulsi Gabbard or be eaten

[JesseJayNeak]

Either Gabbard or Boebert

[AkshiJanjua]

Kali doesn't eat humans dude she's the destroyer of Evil.

[MCheetah]

All those human skulls for a necklace suggest otherwise!

[AkshiJanjua]

👎you don't know anything about this religion so please stop assuming

[MCheetah]

I'm not assuming; I'm making jokes. There's a difference.

[AkshiJanjua]

Alright alright

[AkshiJanjua]

KAli is vicious though she haunts in dreams sometimes😆

[888theGreat]

How do you know Enema is gay?