Which is your favourite new city?

[purplepoppy]

The Queen loves turning towns into cities with her magic powers. Today she's announced she's converting a few more. But which new city is your favourite
Wrexham.
Nobody knows where Wrexham is. Some say England others say Wales but both countries deny ownership of it. Wrexham is famous people slumped in the streets off their minds on drugs

Douglas, Isle of man
Seat of the world's oldest continuous parliament thanks to those nice vikings the Isle of man is now best known for having no speed limits on it's country roads and being a great place to wrap a motorbike around a tree. If your feeling kinky the police are only happy to birch your barebottom

Bangor, the Irish one not the welsh one.
I hadn't even heard of it until now. The only pictures on Google are of the marina and people riding on swans. I assume that's how people get around there since the IRA blew up everyone's car

Milton Keynes
Milton Keynes is famous for one thing and one thing only, confusing roundabouts that no one born outside of the town understands

Dunfermline, Scotland
Dunfermline is famous for not being Edinburgh or Glasgow. Absolutely nothing has happened here since the 13th century. Still it looks pretty and if the Queen makes it a city it might stop them whinging for independence

Wrexham

Douglas

Bangor

Milton Keynes

Dunfermline

[ChrisMaster69]

Got go with Colchester.

it’s always punched above it’s weight.

has fights on a Friday night that would put most prison riots to shame as knitting circle bust ups.

even the fucking squirrels will try n pick fights with you.

oh and it used to the the capital

[AviatorTom]

As an American, I can't say much about UK cities. I can say that, when I visited England many years ago, I did go around the Milton Keynes complex roundabout... the wrong way, and the right way, which some Brits explained to me... both ways are legal.

[DonkeyDan]

I think the funniest one was Southed-on-Sea last year, it's years since I've been over that way, but the place is a fucking dump. Next they'll be making Rhyl a city.

[MCheetah]

Wrexham sounds like my kind of UK town, but it's nothing compared to Stow-on-Side and Jam-on-Toast.

[HighlyVolatile]

Douglas, Isle of Man! Both man and woman are most free there to die a glorious death there as I see it:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8r9S3gqJNes

[EnglishEuropean]

I didn't know Douglas was new but I'll say Douglas because I've been there and it's apparently relatively crime free. Possibly because of those kinky birchings.

[exitseven]

I like the place with the rotary. I would have fun with that.

[crossdressingrihno]

Are you kidding Milton Keynes sounds like a "spiffing Brit" video and thus I say spiffing Brit should be the city planner

[Dargil]

I favor Huntsville, Alabama.

[goaded]

I like the roundabout. It lets you get to the exit to the right without having to go all the way around.

[Avicenna]

I'll go with Milton Keynes because of Open University

[one1wild00]

I hate cities, a remote mountain lakeside in the middle of nowhere several hours from civilization is my type of place.

[zagor]

Oh how I miss the UK. Been so long since I visited...

[Anonymous]

Queen is useful like a goiter, she is God's punishment for Brits.

[TenkRealist]

I want Croydon to be one. Its so busy these days

[Iron_Man]

I like London England

[lofii]

The uk is a clown show

[EnglishEuropean]

I know you're only saying that because you're a troll but even a broken clock is right twice a day.