The Queen loves turning towns into cities with her magic powers. Today she's announced she's converting a few more. But which new city is your favourite Wrexham. Nobody knows where Wrexham is. Some say England others say Wales but both countries deny ownership of it. Wrexham is famous people slumped in the streets off their minds on drugsDouglas, Isle of man Seat of the world's oldest continuous parliament thanks to those nice vikings the Isle of man is now best known for having no speed limits on it's country roads and being a great place to wrap a motorbike around a tree. If your feeling kinky the police are only happy to birch your barebottom Bangor, the Irish one not the welsh one. I hadn't even heard of it until now. The only pictures on Google are of the marina and people riding on swans. I assume that's how people get around there since the IRA blew up everyone's carMilton Keynes Milton Keynes is famous for one thing and one thing only, confusing roundabouts that no one born outside of the town understandsDunfermline, Scotland Dunfermline is famous for not being Edinburgh or Glasgow. Absolutely nothing has happened here since the 13th century. Still it looks pretty and if the Queen makes it a city it might stop them whinging for independence
As an American, I can't say much about UK cities. I can say that, when I visited England many years ago, I did go around the Milton Keynes complex roundabout... the wrong way, and the right way, which some Brits explained to me... both ways are legal.
I think the funniest one was Southed-on-Sea last year, it's years since I've been over that way, but the place is a fucking dump. Next they'll be making Rhyl a city.
I didn't know Douglas was new but I'll say Douglas because I've been there and it's apparently relatively crime free. Possibly because of those kinky birchings.
